Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Accidic]

Listening to you babble on and on about stupid statistics is like listening to people blubber about fantasy football. For the love of god stop.

 

[chisena]

Fantasy Football has got to be the single *****iest thing in recent history.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You know what's *****iest? The people that call up sports radio for recommendations on who to play on their ff team.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hoppy look - you could get a medal!

Seriously, get off my jock. I don't like dudes.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Fantasy Football has got to be the single *****iest thing in recent history.

Besides your moms toilet.

 

[day_trippr]

There ya go - that's obnoxious and mindless right there :rockin:

You can always count on Hoppy to set things back on track...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Can we all just please focus on how horrible Marshawn Lynch is so far this year?? Is that too much to ask!?

 

[Darwin18]

Jesus Christ Cam Newton, shut the **** up for once in your life. Just shut up. There is only person who bitches more and he's getting his balls gargled by Peter King each week.

 

[user 574]

Agreed on Cam. Big p*ssy

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1443625223.915467.jpgnow this is funny.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Ok, haven't had a chance to chime in this season, and my team sucks so I figured I'd save myself the ridicule, but I just had a thoroughly entertaining waste of an hour reading this thread. So thanks for that ya wankers.

 

[bluemoose]

Your life must suck worse that Moto's if you just spent an hour reading this crap.

 

[paulthenurse]

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1443651736.569782.jpg

Aaron thumbed through the latest issue of SI and came across a picture that made him stop cold. "Whoa! You mean that the guys on defense get to do THAT? ****!!!!"

 

[GenIke]

So Capes real name is Aaron?

 

[day_trippr]

I don't think either of these teams is a threat to make the playoffs...

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Umm how long do you think Scobee has?

 

[bob1852]

The AFC sucks.

 

[day_trippr]

How much longer does Tomlin have?

I swear he makes more bad decisions than any other coach in the league...

Cheers!

 

[beerplumber]

Scobee is gonna be demoted to waterboy soon.

 

[stratslinger]

If Scobee is still employed in another week, it'll only be because he has incriminating photos of the Steelers brass tucked away somewhere...

 

[Cape Brewing]

The AFC sucks.

.,, If only it could be as hard core and awesome as the NFC this year

 

[motobrewer]

I know, right?

Hard to expect much from a little expansion league.

 

[Cape Brewing]

... although, the AFC DOES have TMDTOTM. So... there's that

 

[Roadliner]

Ahhh.. back on American soil.. actually get to watch this weeks games with beer in hand.

 

[paulthenurse]

There is football being played this week? Where?

 

[Roadliner]

Hell anywhere that I don't have to try and watch highlights over the internet with 1mbs net speeds.

 

[Roadliner]

Do You Pats fans actually go through withdrawal on weekends you can't suck Brady's dick?

 

[Homercidal]

Can't wait for the Reed City Coyotes to kick Big Rapids Cardinal ASS tonight!

(Have been relegated to enjoying HS football due to Lions sucking so bad this season...)

 

[1977Brewer]

Can't wait for the Reed City Coyotes to kick Big Rapids Cardinal ASS tonight!

(Have been relegated to enjoying HS football due to Lions sucking so bad this season...)

I don't even have a HS team worth backing, but I'll be there tonight watching them suck.

 

[Homercidal]

I don't even have a HS team worth backing, but I'll be there tonight watching them suck.

Yeah, but you're from Texas, so watching HS football is a state requirement, isn't it?

 

[the_bird]

I don't even have a HS team worth backing, but I'll be there tonight watching them suck.

You just like hanging out at the high school, Wooderson?

 

[Roadliner]

creepy

 

[the_bird]

Alright, alright, alright.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ummmmmmm. Cheerleaders!

 

[the_bird]

What, sixteen year olds? Girls who were born when you were already an old ****?

 

[Homercidal]

What, sixteen year olds? Girls who were born when you were already an old ****?

If we didn't want to sleep with them, there wouldn't' be a law against it!

 

[motobrewer]

wtf is going on here!??!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Wow! Moto the voice of reason. This is a f-'d up week.

 

[1977Brewer]

Yeah, don't know what happened here.

 

[HoppyDaze]

got a lil rapey...