Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Darwin18]

Guess you didn't read the good news. We signed Tannenbaum. The league is considering letting the fins into the post season next week based on extenuating circumstances of Dolphin awesomeness. Superbowl here we come!

So in the next few weeks we should expect an contract extension for Tannehill....7 years $150 mill sounds about right for Tannenbaum.

In all seriousness though, Tannenbaum fills the "Ireland blowing money on ****ty FAs" role for the Dolphins very nicely. Should pay off with lots of post season wins. Or maybe a post season appearance - that would be a good starting point.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Darwin... congrats on the big upgrade at GM. You must be encouraged.

 

[bluemoose]

What did I miss? Did the Jets hire a monkey?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No... The post is vacant at the moment, as far as I know.

 

[NewWestBrewer]

been vacant for a couple of years now hasn't it?:cross:

 

[jbaysurfer]

So in the next few weeks we should expect an contract extension for Tannehill....7 years $150 mill sounds about right for Tannenbaum.

In all seriousness though, Tannenbaum fills the "Ireland blowing money on ****ty FAs" role for the Dolphins very nicely. Should pay off with lots of post season wins. Or maybe a post season appearance - that would be a good starting point.

Revisionist history ignores the good players he brought you guys and the fact that those players are the reason you reached 2 consecutive AFC Championship games, but nevertheless, I threw up a little when signing was announced just because he's got the stench of gangegreen all over him.

 

[Darwin18]

Hey Darwin... congrats on the big upgrade at GM. You must be encouraged.

Very excited. So long as don't fill the GM with someone from the Seattle organization, again, the outlook is positive.

 

[Darwin18]

Revisionist history ignores the good players he brought you guys and the fact that those players are the reason you reached 2 consecutive AFC Championship games, but nevertheless, I threw up a little when signing was announced just because he's got the stench of gangegreen all over him.

Sanchez role filled. Check. Santonio Holmes role filled. Check. Inept coach in way over his head role filled. Check. Tannebaum role filled by...Tannebaum!?!. Check. The Dolphins are going to burn in 2015.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Sanchez role filled. Check. Santonio Holmes role filled. Check. Inept coach in way over his head role filled. Check. Tannebaum role filled by...Tannebaum!?!. Check. The Dolphins are going to burn in 2015.

Yeah, the first line is too stupid to indulge the rest of the post. Add Sanchez to Geno Smith and you get a QB that's still not half as good as Tannehill.

 

[Darwin18]

Lots of playoff wins. Any playoff wins? Well surely some playoff appearances! No playoff appearances.....I'm sure he's still a good QB.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Lots of playoff wins. Any playoff wins? Well surely some playoff appearances! No playoff appearances.....I'm sure he's still a good QB.

Same criteria you ignore when insulting Tannenbaum conveniently enough.

Not a GM in the league would take Buttfumble over Tannehill right now, and you know it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

hehehehe... Dolphins fan and a Jets fan in a slap fight...

Now that's funny right there.

"No... YOUR team stinks"
"Nuh-uh... YOURS does"

Uh... Gentlemen.... Hate to break it to you butttttttttt....

 

[motobrewer]

the seahawks will blow up just like the whale they blew up in 1970

 

[jbaysurfer]

hehehehe... Dolphins fan and a Jets fan in a slap fight...

Now that's funny right there.

"No... YOUR team stinks"
"Nuh-uh... YOURS does"

Uh... Gentlemen.... Hate to break it to you butttttttttt....

....fumble.

 

[Darwin18]

Same criteria you ignore when insulting Tannenbaum conveniently enough.

Not a GM in the league would take Buttfumble over Tannehill right now, and you know it.

Actually, Buttfumble is in line for quite the pay raise this year. It's pathetic, but is there honestly a better QB FA?

 

[HoppyDaze]

All of them

 

[dtgrdn]

the seahawks will blow up just like the whale they blew up in 1970

You mean like this:

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y[/ame]

 

[motobrewer]

the last time the patriots won the superbowl....

google went public

motorola razr v3 was released

estee lauder died

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!! People from Oregon are dumbasses.

 

[Darwin18]

Was Brady paying child support the last time the Pats won the Superbowl? Legitimate question and don't want to look up "Brady, child support, Bridget Monyahan" on my work computer.

 

[dtgrdn]

LOL!! People from Oregon are dumbasses.

Yep, that happened way before I moved here. It still gets played locally for a good laugh now and then.

 

[HoppyDaze]

LOL!! People from Oregon are dumbasses.

Excuse me, but blowing up a whale and it wrecking **** in the surrounding area is freaking awesome.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Excuse me, but blowing up a whale and it wrecking **** in the surrounding area is freaking awesome.

Know what is dramatically more freakin' awesome??

Stetson cologne.

(He's so intense looking. Makes me wanna go buy some Stetson RIGHT now). View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1420757277.895855.jpg

 

[user 574]

Cape, we don't want to see the images that you fap off to in your "man cave"

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't believe you

 

[ChshreCat]

I doubt he even faps. He just fills an extra Ugg boot with crisco and goes to town.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah but it's like a size 16 Ugg

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh dear.... A tear in the calf muscle... No sir... That doesn't sound good at all.

 

[motobrewer]

3 liters of cortisone will fix that problem.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... Luckily he's not one of those QBs that runs around a lot.

Should be fiiiiiine.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Number of times Tom Brady was sacked last year: 40
Number of times Tom Brady was sacked this year: 21

BUT!!!! BUT!!!! LOGAAAAAAAN MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKINS!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the arrogance!!!!!

21 sacks is the second fewest sacks Brady has had in his 15 year career....

OHHHHHHHH that O-Line is terrrrrrrrrrrrrible! LO-GAN-MAN-KINS!!!! For the LOOOOVE OF GODDDDDDD!!! Think of the children!!! LOGANMANKINS... and... the arrrrrrrrogance!!!!


All of you = assclowns

 

[HoppyDaze]

Baltimore is going to win for sure now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

logan... mankins

 

[HoppyDaze]

No one knows who that is

 

[Cape Brewing]

He's a lineman who plays for the Buccaneers... You know... Team that gave up 52 sacks this year.

Yeah... that guy.

He was on the Pats roster last year as the second highest paid player on the team. The Pats traded him and the interwebs almost broke from the menstrual flow of Belichick haters crying about Belichick being the most arrogant person in the history of man because he traded Mankins.

I'm surprised you don't remember

 

[wobrien]

no one cares who that is

ftfy

 

[HoppyDaze]

He's a lineman who plays for the Buccaneers... You know... Team that gave up 52 sacks this year.

Yeah... that guy.

He was on the Pats roster last year as the second highest paid player on the team. The Pats traded him and the interwebs almost broke from the menstrual flow of Belichick haters crying about Belichick being the most arrogant person in the history of man because he traded Mankins.

I'm surprised you don't remember

Why? No one pays attention to the Patriots. They've been irrelevant for years.

 

[bob1852]

Why? No one pays attention to the Patriots. They've been irrelevant for years.

It's like Cape and Bird listen to talk radio in Boston and then come in here and rant about they're hearing on local radio as if it's part of the obnoxious conservation going on here. Has anyone here (other than Cape and Bird) even mentioned the Pats offensive line in months?!?!

 

[Cape Brewing]

No... Not listening to radio.... just reflecting on how awesome of a year the Pats have had so far and how wrong some folks were

 

[bluemoose]

Wait, we got rid of Mankins?? Where have I been? At least we still have Matt Light.