Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

We're armed and ready!

GO PATS!

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Watching on red zone doesn't count as being there...

I was in the stadium watching the game on my redzone app. pku

 

[finsfan]

We're armed and ready!

GO PATS!

Cheers!

Armed with mediocre beer to watch a mediocre team's hopes to win be crushed. Sounds fitting.

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

^^^"Loser says what?"

I gotta laugh - at anything coming from a pathetic Dolphins fan - every playoff season for the last - how many decades now?

Ahahahahahahahaha <cough> ahahahhahaa!

Cheers!

 

[bob1852]

Armed with mediocre beer to watch a mediocre team's hopes to win be crushed. Sounds fitting.

Cheers!

And mediocre serving temp..... 34*? Reely? A bunch of bud light up in there?

 

[the_bird]

^^^"Loser says what?"

I gotta laugh - at anything coming from a pathetic Dolphins fan - every playoff season for the last - how many decades now?

Ahahahahahahahaha <cough> ahahahhahaa!

Cheers!

I suppose the one good thing to say about people who are 'Fins fans is that they don't really have any hopes to be crushed. I mean, ****, when was the last time they mattered?

At least JETS fans get to watch their team suck in spectacular fashion. What the hell's the point of being a Miami fan?

 

[day_trippr]

And mediocre serving temp..... 34*? Reely? A bunch of bud light up in there?

Why do you hate America?

At the 2°F differential point, a twelve ounce pour into a room temperature Sammy glass starts out at my preferred 48°F with a perfect head.

But thanks for your concern...

Cheers!

 

[motobrewer]

We're armed and ready!



GO PATS!



Cheers!

Beer is supposed to go IN the fridge, *******.

 

[motobrewer]

Why do you hate America?

At the 2°F differential point, a twelve ounce pour into a room temperature Sammy glass starts out at my preferred 48°F with a perfect head.



But thanks for your concern...



Cheers!

"Sammy" glass? Why the f--k do you have to have a cutsie name for freaking everything?! Cape, what's with your boy here?

Oh! Wait, I figured it out! day_trippr is actually Rachael Ray! Guys! Rachael Ray is on HBT!!!

 

[day_trippr]

Did you morons (I'm looking at you, moto) start drinking heavily already or what?

The bottles had just come in from a freezing garage, and were gifts from one of my sons - who now knows you're a ******* in Flyover Country.

That didn't take long at all. Nice work!

I'd say we're in pretty good shape, beer wise. All five of those kegs are carbed up and ready to backfill any kicks this weekend.

So, whatever the plural of GFY is, consider it delivered with gusto...

Cheers!

 

[motobrewer]

Whatever you say Rachael. Hey are you gonna make some "sammies" to go with your "Sammy" glass??

 

[day_trippr]

Poor moto.

I understand, what with you living in a gawdforesaken backwater, that you're burdened with a collection of cultural handicaps. Sad, true, but not insurmountable.

If you ever manage to escape to a cultural mecca like Boston, you can stride into any bah and state "I'll have a Sammy" without risking a cross-eyed response. It's a thing.

This was a public service announcement.

Cheers!

 

[motobrewer]

Hey Rachael, maybe you can make one of your "stoops" to go with it!

 

[wobrien]

Hey Rachael, maybe you can make one of your "stoops" to go with it!

You seem to know a lot about Rachael Ray...

 

[motobrewer]

Big fan. I'm so stoked she's on HBT.

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[GenIke]

 

[bob1852]

Ass hat brewery, huh. How fitting.

 

[GenIke]

Just like High School- The JV teams play first.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nice start for the Patriots defense.

 

[bob1852]

Brady is almost as much of a whiney ***** as Philip Rivers. Almost.

 

[Punity]

Uh oh Tommy terrific has his panties in a bunch.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

why even have PI in the rule book, they don't call it in the playoffs

 

[bob1852]

why even have PI in the rule book, they don't call it on the Patriots in the playoffs

Troo!

 

[motobrewer]

It's for selectively determining who gets into the playoffs

 

[bob1852]

Great scoring drive by the refs!

 

[jammin]

Great scoring drive by the refs!

Go home, AZ. You're dunk

 

[JonGrafto]

I love seeing Tommy Tourettes mope on the sidelines.

 

[JonGrafto]

Nice TD. Flacco to Daniels. And between 3 defenders.

 

[motobrewer]

What a play

 

[HoppyDaze]

Is Brady crying?

 

[smurfjuice]

How bout them Bruins .... :beard:

 

[jammin]

Is Brady crying?

Yeah - you should go give him a big hug and kiss. Obviously you've got srs crush

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Brady is not the only one crying,,,,,I'm sure the thread starter is too

 

[motobrewer]

Holy ****!

 

[motobrewer]

This game, she's a slippin' away...

 

[JonGrafto]

Wow. Just wow. Flacco looking like an elite QB.

 

[Punity]

Bets on how long Cape stays away if this game plays out this way.

 

[JonGrafto]

Bets on how long Cape stays away if this game plays out this way.

Hopefully forever.

 

[Darwin18]

Flacco has 4 tds. So much for best pats defense of the belicheck era.