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for next time the Texan's play the Pats... you may want to get one of these... it'll help. Just ask Jets fans.
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for next time the Texan's play the Pats... you may want to get one of these... it'll help. Just ask Jets fans.
cdubbaya
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When the 2 is part of your 5, yes.
Seriously though, look back on this thread, maybe you only see comments without logic. In the Super Bowl years since 2001 for the Pats, the rest of your division won 44% of their games. AFC East has, and will continue to be one of the worst in the NFL. You're the least handicap kid on a playground of paraplegics. Congrats on your dominance.
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yeah... that's because knowledge of my shear awesomeness is practically universal and anyone within ear shot of your comment would instantly assume you were either on drugs or retarded... either way, it would likely do irreperable damage to your career as the McDonald's fry guy.
cdubbaya
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I should have known reading all of Cape's posts, this isn't the place for relevance OR facts.
motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
wordplay!
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HAHA... I dunno if you've looked at an NFL schedule lately... but in-division games only account for 6 out of the 16 total games a team plays. And given that the Pats have finished, pretty much, #1 in their division every year during that time frame, the automatic scheduling formula that the NFL uses automatically pits the Pats against the top teams in the other divisions for the OTHER ten games of the 16 so..
... at least your a handicapped kid on a playground.
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Trust me... if the dizzying wit of Moto can hang on in this thread as long as he has... You're FINE.
cdubbaya
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Wow, so much falseness so little time. The "automatic" scheduling does not place top teams against top teams for the other 10 games, you only get placed with other teams of similar previous-year standings for 2 games. The other 8 games are determined by a rotating divisional matchup within the NFC and AFC, regardless of previous year standings.
And I would say that playing 35%+ of your games against crappy divisional teams is pretty much an easy way to win a division.
You watch the NFL, right? I'm beginning to wonder...
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Haha!
Wow, no... I guess I don't watch the NFL.
I had no idea that the AFC East has been terrible for 12 years... or that the "top 2 teams" from other divisions were also terrible for 12 years... or that the Pats JUST HAPPENED to rotationally play the other, most terrible division on the league for THAT particular year... or that they play the most terrible teams in interleague games... for all twelve years.
JESUS... THANK YOU! Thank you for opening my eyes to the most astounding statistical anonomy that universe has ever seen!! WOW!! And to think... if I only watched the NFL, I would have seen it!!!
BWAAA AAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I think you've been having breakfast with Moto and sharing his Clown Flakes.
cdubbaya
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I know, right? And here you thought you were just destroying the best teams over and over, winning dozens of trophies, getting laid by all the women.
Glad I could help. Should we close this thread now?
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Nah... I'll probably still keep referring to the Pats as TMDTOTM. That'll be easier... and more truthful.
cdubbaya
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And if you'll believe that, Moto has some beans to sell you.
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LOL... Ok... Perhaps his sales pitch will be more convincing than "they have never played anyone good, ever"
ChshreCat
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How sad is it when that is a franchise's claim to fame??
"Our fans are super loud!!!"
What's next?? "Our stadium has the cleanest men's rooms!!! Whooo!!! Yeah sanitation!!!!"
"Our fans are super loud!!!"
What's next?? "Our stadium has the cleanest men's rooms!!! Whooo!!! Yeah sanitation!!!!"
motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
Wow, I step away for one second and cape gets his ass handed to him
Not that it's very hard…
Not that it's very hard…
cdubbaya
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And if that doesn't work, they can hire a 13th man to sell hot dogs with laxatives in them to opposing fans. Or even a 14th man, who stabs the opposing quarterback as he enters the stadium.
Just come out and say it Seahawks, you have little to no chance of winning with 11 men, so you've engineered a fictitious 12th. Kudos, but the Vikings did it first.
HoppyDaze
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Yeah because game day environment has nothing to do with quality of the entertainment. LOL
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Besides... Gillette is way louder
HoppyDaze
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sucks to have such a profound home field advantage .... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sucks to have such a profound home field advantage .... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
Profound?? Did Hoppy just the word profound to describe home field advantage??
HoppyDaze
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Nice try moto...
motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
Profound try actually
ChshreCat
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Would you like to buy a verb?
motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
...and cat resorts to the grammar police because there is no use trying to defend the "playoff fodder of the millennium" seahawks
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The Pats are too awesome for verbs
ChshreCat
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It just hard understand when you like that. I'll harder to next time.
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Again with you guys bringing up Brady and some sort of sexual reference. You guys are creeping me out. Its almost every page now. Jesus guys, lick the bathroom, do what you need to do and let's get back to football
ChshreCat
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HoppyDaze
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Cape Brewing said:
Whatever. We all know your stinky finger thread was a result of you trying finger bang your Tom Brady apple press ya pillow biter
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LOL. Do you have a big barrel next to your computer labeled "weak azz sht" that you just reach in and throw whatever you find against your screen from time to time?
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Apparently you guys shop at the same barrel store.
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