Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[user 574]

You know, you just can't trust the AFC to win or lose when they're supposed to.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hold on... You're tellin me Houston, Pittsburgh and Baltimore lost??? What does that mean for YOUR New England Patriots??

I bet you Dataz knows..

 

[Beezy]

The Steelers are a completely different team on the road. Disgusting.

 

[dunnright00]

 

[Homercidal]

Damn squirrels!

 

[the_bird]

I have to say, when I was watching non-Patriot games last weekend, every time I saw a defensive back break up a pass I got a little jealous. I'm more than a little nervous that Pat Chung is still out.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bah... No worried Bird. I dont see how the Pats could possibly lose

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Bah... No worried Bird. I dont see how the Pats could possibly lose

Blind to the obvious, are we?

 

[wildwest450]

Bah... No worried Bird. I dont see how the Pats could possibly lose

A scrambling qb could throw up a hail mary, and some loser wr could have it stick to the side of his helmet, i've seen it.

_

 

[motobrewer]

doesn't want to open his eyes when he's kneeling in front of billy

 

[motobrewer]

looks like the_bird is working for public policy polling now:

Survey says: Packers are America's Team - JSOnline

 

[the_bird]

So, the most popular team is the team that won the last Super Bowl?

You don't say...

 

[motobrewer]

exactly why i figured you were working for them!

its the perfect kind of selective data analysis you're best at!

 

[the_bird]

 

[Bernie Brewer]

So, the most popular team is the team that won the last Super Bowl?

You don't say...

Granted, that poll is a bit (?) biased, but indeed there are Packer fans all over the world. I remember years ago (when the Packers sucked) I was watching CNN on location in Scotland and there in the background was some dude wearing a Packer jacket. Sorry, but Pack fans are everywhere.....

 

[motobrewer]

Granted, that poll is a bit (?) biased, but indeed there are Packer fans all over the world. I remember years ago (when the Packers sucked) I was watching CNN on location in Scotland and there in the background was some dude wearing a Packer jacket. Sorry, but Pack fans are everywhere.....

either that, or people from Wisconsin are so poor they only have packer clothes and hunting clothes!

 

[olllllo]

 

[Airborneguy]

lol, someone found the kids who got the "wrong" shirts! I love seeing those pictures. I had a friend who always found them during the Yankees WS wins.

 

[user 574]

That's awesome. Their expressions from left to right read happy, confused and pissed. Which was the full range of emotions NE fan went through.

 

[Airborneguy]

The happy one believes the shirt, the confused one has no idea what the Superbowl is, and the pissed one is a NE fan.

 

[the_bird]

The happy one believes the shirt, the confused one has no idea what the Superbowl is, and the pissed one is a NE fan.

Well, the happy one sounds like a Pats fan as well, which would seem to indicate that the Patriots are the "World's Team."

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think the pissed one just got asked if she wanted to buy a piece of paper for $250

 

[user 574]

Tried to find a stock frame for my paper. Not easy. 8x12 is a weird shape for frames. Which means I got to get a custom frame. I have that uneasy buyers remorse feeling. Maybe it'll fade tomorrow.

 

[the_bird]

Are you going to drop ANOTHER $250 for your wall hanging?

 

[Airborneguy]

I went to Walmart and found a document frame for $13.00. I'll post a picture in a few.

 

[user 574]

Hence that uneasy feeling! So far it's looking pretty cool in the super sized embossed G envelope.

Thanks ABG. So I shouldn't have went to the end cap and grabbed the $3 one I guess.

 

[Airborneguy]

$3? Maybe I got the wrong one

 

[user 574]

No, it didn't fit; had a weird back opening. That one is perfect! I got a bar that is mahogany with very dark trim and will match great. Gracias

 

[Airborneguy]

The green "matting" behind it is actually the cheap piece of paper that came in the frame. It fit perfectly and looked good, so I left it. I'm just trying to figure out where to hang it now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Airborn... Can you try to get on the Rules Committee and have some of these rules about hitting changed??

 

[lschiavo]

$3? Maybe I got the wrong one

It's not centered man...show some respect

 

[lschiavo]

either that, or people from Wisconsin are so poor they only have packer clothes and hunting clothes!

I can't afford either. I'm moving to Wisconsin.

 

[Airborneguy]

It's not centered man...show some respect

I'm going to fix it when I hang it. No point in bothering with it now when its just going to shift.

As for hitting, my vote is that James Harrison should be banned for life.

 

[xsists]

As for hitting, my vote is that James Harrison should be banned for life.

I thought it was hilarious on Monday night when the streaker came onto the field and Rapelisbergerr yelled out "Where is Harrison when you need him?"

 

[Cape Brewing]

As for hitting, my vote is that James Harrison should be banned for life.

If I were an owner like you I would feel that way too. Given the huge lawsuit you're facing from ex-players sueing the league for "not protecting them from head injuries"... that would give me the heeby jeebies too.

I hope the ex-player don't win and end up taking your house or something.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

I thought it was hilarious on Monday night when the streaker came onto the field and Rapelisbergerr yelled out "Where is Harrison when you need him?"

He was just trying to mask the fact that he was actually aroused by the streaker.

 

[Cape Brewing]

He was just trying to mask the fact that he was actually aroused by the streaker.

LOL..... I can hear Ben now.. "Oooo, if I could only get him into a restroom"

 

[Bernie Brewer]

LOL..... I can hear Ben now.. "Oooo, if I could only get him into a restroom"

Would have to be Ben. The guy was too old for Sandusky.

 

[user 574]

Noice! Bernie's kicking it up a notch. Maybe two.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Noice! Bernie's kicking it up a notch. Maybe two.

I'm getting grouchier by the day. Christmas is almost here.