Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Suuuuuuuuuper Boooooooowl

 

[motobrewer]

Do you remember the Super Bowl?

 

[motobrewer]

Suuuuuuuuuper Boooooooowl

I would like this post, if that was an option on the mobile app.

Just and FYI. Hoppy. You've been F'd in the I.

 

[Cape Brewing]

See the three dots in the top right corner of your screen?

Web View

You're welcome

 

[motobrewer]

You know, before that super bowl I had thought often about who I would have preferred to win it. I could never have guessed it would have gone so perfectly. Pats won, sure. And that sucks, because massholes have proven themselves to be the worst humans in existence.

However, it was a really ****ty win; I mean there was no reason for them to win that game. Now a win is a win and there's no taking that away. But still, in the minds of the football public, that was a really lucky SB win.

But the real upside - the real magic - was the way Seattle lost. The unbelievable soul crusher that was the goal line interception was totally worth losing the NFC championship to watch. Packers will win more super bowls. That's a given. It's once in a lifetime that Cooter Carroll and Richard Sherman will feel their stomach drop out their ass as Wilson gets picked off on the goal line.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Russell Wilson is a poor man's Michael Vick... only with a dramatically better D and running game than Vick ever had.

 

[motobrewer]

See the three dots in the top right corner of your screen?

Web View

You're welcome

F--k that. I got better things to do. See above post

 

[HoppyDaze]

Do you remember the Super Bowl?

You don't get to say that actually. How could that cross your mind? You're so bad at this.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Russell Wilson is a poor man's Michael Vick... only with a dramatically better D and running game than Vick ever had.

Why so jelly?

 

[motobrewer]

In the face!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why so jelly?

Btich please

 

[HoppyDaze]

Moto... No one is listening to you. Back to the kids table.

 

[motobrewer]

Damn the lions are terrible

 

[day_trippr]

Actually, there are two pretty bad teams playing this game, one's just worse than the other.

Seriously don't see Seattle making the playoffs...ok, maybe as a wild card...

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

Why dont we get to see decent replays of the penalties called on the lions?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Actually, there are two pretty bad teams playing this game, one's just worse than the other.

Seriously don't see Seattle making the playoffs...ok, maybe as a wild card...

Cheers!

They'll win the division. Defense is too good. See Cam vs Calvin

 

[Cape Brewing]

The fish market sucks more than Wilson

 

[Cape Brewing]

... but not by much

 

[HoppyDaze]

Bunch of Asians down there cutting in line and stealing fish. Not kidding...

 

[bob1852]

Bunch of Asians down there cutting in line and stealing fish. Not kidding...

Racist

 

[Cape Brewing]

HOLD... THE... FCKUING.... PHONE!!!

You're tellin' me.... they THROW fish???

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??

Mind.... Blooooooown.

Anyone stupid enough to stand there and watch idiots throw fish should be taken out back and hit in the fckuing head with a hammer

 

[GenIke]

 

[HoppyDaze]

Seattle is horrendous

 

[day_trippr]

Mad props to Seattle for keeping this game so close...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

At least Michael Vick didn't fumble so much

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Nano bubbles.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nano bubbles.

It prevents concussions

 

[day_trippr]

Things are gettin' pretty hairy for Seattle right here.

I don't know if I'll survive the week of laughing if the Lions win this game...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

You don't have much of a life do you?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nice win Hoppy. Atta boy

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Lions should have run the ball

 

[motobrewer]

Haaahahahahahaha! Such a sh*tty football game

 

[motobrewer]

Megatrohsh*t

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nice win Hoppy. Atta boy

Thanks buddy! I know you were rooting for us.

Cam vs Calvin

 

[HoppyDaze]

Not over yet. Russell is due for a fumble... It's been like five snaps

 

[Cape Brewing]

God I fckuing hate Seattle


... and isn't it "Kam" ya jerkoff?

 

[day_trippr]

A three hour car crash of a game.
Gotta be a lot of doubters on the Seattle bandwagon right now...

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

Holy moly the seahawks are the second worst cheaters in the league. An illegal bat is low class stuff.

 

[paulthenurse]

Shouldn't Seattle have an asterisk next to this win, since the officials clearly blew the call in the end zone?

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[HoppyDaze]

God I fckuing hate Seattle


... and isn't it "Kam" ya jerkoff?

It is but it's more visually stimulating with two Cs. I would have gone with Ks but that's racist