Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[h22lude]

With the Pats it is always tough. I did 2 fanduel line ups. 1 has brady, edelman, Lewis and gronk. I think lewis over Blount but if you have to pick brady or a rb, I'd pick brady

My other line up has Royal. He is questionable right now. He is really cheap so it is tough to replace him. Amendola is the same price but he doesn't put up big numbers. May leave Royal in and see what they are saying Sunday morning.

 

[paulthenurse]

Pats probably gonna win by 954 points tomorrow

And then the NFL will find a reason to name some running back no ones ever heard of but who ran for 100 yards and two touchdowns 'Player of the Week.' Because sure as the sun rising in the east they're not gonna name TB.

 

[wobrien]

Pats probably gonna win by 954 points tomorrow

Seems unlikely

 

[HoppyDaze]

Dorks

 

[bob1852]

And then the NFL will find a reason to name some running back no ones ever heard of but who ran for 100 yards and two touchdowns 'Player of the Week.' Because sure as the sun rising in the east they're not gonna name TB.

We're in the "everyone gets a trophy" era. PKU.

 

[paulthenurse]

Somebody's getting a trophy next weekend. My money's on Yooper.

 

[Cape Brewing]

One of the funny parts is that if you asked anyone to name a really good program, NO one would say, "Utah"

 

[bob1852]

One of the funny parts is that if you asked anyone to name a really good program, NO one would say, "Utah"

Don't they have as many national championships as Oregon?

 

[Cape Brewing]

... at least

 

[day_trippr]

Ahahahahaha!
I'm seeing a puke green college football team getting their asses totally handed to them - in their house!

Good thing Hoppy didn't go to that school, else he'd be having a bad time...

Cheers! (<snicker> )

[edit] HB option. Gotta love the classics. Ahahahahahaha!
[edit] Say goodbye to that top 20 ranking.

 

[motobrewer]

I wanted make some joke about Mormons but I brewed 20 gallons today and exhausted so I'll just say this:

48. To. 13.

 

[motobrewer]

Ahhhhahahahhaahahhahahabababshhajjfjjfororjshekfjsowjdhfh!!!!!

 

[motobrewer]

I'm sooo excited for cat to meme the **** out of that punt return

 

[Cape Brewing]

Is 62-20 bad?? That seems bad. I'm not really a college football guy so I don't know if that's bad.

Sounds bad though

 

[day_trippr]

As bad as it sounds, that score is a lot closer than the game actually was.

Gotta believe there are a lot of non-Oregon-alumni fans feeling butt-raped this morning...

Cheers!

 

[wobrien]

I think they may revoke Brandon Marshall's Mensa membership

 

[day_trippr]

How bad does your team have to be to be getting smoked at home by Philly?

Yikes.

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I almost.... ALMOST.... feel bad at how much the Pats are gonna absolutely slaughter everyone

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm giggling anticipating Roger and Tom standing together on the Super Bowl victory podium.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

A leak from the NFL office has Andrew Luck winning Offensive Player of the Week.

 

[user 574]

Big woop, you beat an SEC team.

 

[the_bird]

Well, the JETS just lost to a team from the Pac-10.

 

[bluemoose]

San Fran looks good.

 

[the_bird]

What's the over/under on when Philbin gets fired? 6:45?

 

[bluemoose]

Remember the beginning of the season when everybody was talking about the other 3 teams in the AFC East. How good they are, how they were playoff caliber. How some other team had a chance to win the division.
That was cute. We should make that an annual thing.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

We do. We call it preseason.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Get ready London. Here comes the Jets and Miami!

 

[Cape Brewing]

OMG.... Remember that time last year when some guy said, "Blake Bortles"!?

That was hilarious

 

[Cape Brewing]

Should we call the cops for a wellness check on Hoppy?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yer mom

 

[day_trippr]

"He's alive!"

That's great


Anyway, I think Tannehill might have lost a few HOF votes today.
And the J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS might already be DONE DONE DONE...

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

Man, I was really hoping the implosion wouldn't happen for another few weeks. jets fans barely had time to get their hopes. I wanted just a few more " back on the bandwagon" posts from Darwin before this.
I guess we can look forward to the QB controversy coming.

Will Brandon Marshal's play come near the comedic gold of the butt fumble?

 

[wobrien]

Bye week came at a great time for the Eagles. Give them a chance to work out the kinks and turn things around. Thanks NYJ!

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm enjoying watching the SNF game and going outside every once in a while and comparing the eclipse of Payton Manning and the eclipse of the moon.

Let's face it, 5Head was a nice little quarterback. And that commercial where he was chanting "Cut that meat?" Classic.
And then there is the moon. Always there. Does what you expect it to do. Rises when it's supposed to, shines for a while then, just when it's at its peak of brilliance, it waxes and hits the golf course.

Then there's Tom Brady. Like the sun he outshines the moon, gets eclipsed once every few decades and just keeps on being the driving force in our solar system.

Damn, I love astronomy!

 

[wobrien]

Isn't it past your bedtime?

 

[paulthenurse]

Well yes, but that's not really relevant. 5:30 comes early regardless, especially when BPH means you have to get up every two hours to pee anyway.

 

[paulthenurse]

Every time I hear the name Golden Tate I giggle like he's a character in a porn version on Willie Wonka and the Hershey Highway

 

[bob1852]

San Fran looks good.

.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I'm enjoying watching the SNF game and going outside every once in a while and comparing the eclipse of Payton Manning and the eclipse of the moon.

Let's face it, 5Head was a nice little quarterback. And that commercial where he was chanting "Cut that meat?" Classic.
And then there is the moon. Always there. Does what you expect it to do. Rises when it's supposed to, shines for a while then, just when it's at its peak of brilliance, it waxes and hits the golf course.

Then there's Tom Brady. Like the sun he outshines the moon, gets eclipsed once every few decades and just keeps on being the driving force in our solar system.

Damn, I love astronomy!

Well yes, but that's not really relevant. 5:30 comes early regardless, especially when BPH means you have to get up every two hours to pee anyway.

These are two of the saddest posts I've ever read.

 

[paulthenurse]

Here is one that you might find just a little bit sadder.
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