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Pretty sure the dolphins could have beat Seattle last night.
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Darwin18
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Wait for it....Harvin down with "leg" injury for the season in week 3....otherwise nobody is stopping Seattle.
What gets me is Green Bay knows where their weaknesses are and they fail to fix them, not that it would have mattered last night. I was really hoping for a good game not a yawner. I can't wait for Seattle to play someone worthwhile. Who knows, the way Collinsworth kept comparing them to the '85 Bears there's no stopping them!
See this is funny, because no matter how much trash you talk, at this point in time, both The Pats* and the Syringehawks are known cheaters, who both lost the last time they played the Fins.
If the Fins are as bad as you make them out to be, you should be severely ashamed.
What I find hilarious is that these two wins somehow validate your mediocre team.
Look look the fins beat the pats and hawks. One of them two years ago. Yea bust out the high fives and chest bumping dolphins are back baby.
What? They finished under .500 aw sad day.
Look look the fins beat the pats and hawks. One of them two years ago. Yea bust out the high fives and chest bumping dolphins are back baby.
What? They finished under .500 aw sad day.
Banner score:
Division Championships:
Syringehawks: 8
Dolphins: 13
Conference Championships:
Syringehawks: 2
Dolphins: 5
Superbowl Championships
Syringehawks: 1
Dolphins 3
Total Banner count:
Syringehawks: 11
Dolphins: 21
No, they just punctuate how ignorant you and your Pat fan cronies are for being so disrespectful about the Dolphins.
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HoppyDaze
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Not really since three of the Dolphins Conference titles and two superbowl titles were before Seattle even had a team. Derka Der!
HoppyDaze
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"syringehawks" is damn near as *****ey as "wanker"
stratslinger
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Um... Not that I _want_ to support JBay or Fins...
But even discounting those 5, the score's still 16-11 in favor of the Fish, inn't it?
I mean, I'm no math major...
But even discounting those 5, the score's still 16-11 in favor of the Fish, inn't it?
I mean, I'm no math major...
stratslinger
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Now this I can get behind.
I feel like I'm back on the side of the angels again. Phew.
HoppyDaze
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Lets count that five banner difference to playing in the most inept division in the history of sports. NE may be the worst team of all time.
Adding it to the "terms to type over and over and over in large bold font" list.
Thanks for sharing wanker!
Read that again Hoppy. Derka der!!!
It's true they have wings, but look closer, that's pigeon **** on your shoulder.
Darwin18
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How many of those "banners" were you alive for? You're bringing up ancient history here. Come on man....
No no broseph those totally mean something today. I mean shoot they beat the hawks one season and the pats the next and 50 years ago the dolphins were a good team. You know what that means?
They are already putting the dolphins on this years lombardi
They are already putting the dolphins on this years lombardi
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The Dolphins absolutely blow.
Can we all just move on now?
How the fck are we wasting this much time on a shtty team like Miami??
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Can we all just move on now?
How the fck are we wasting this much time on a shtty team like Miami??
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HoppyDaze
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I assume he's trying to hump a door knob somewhere...
Darwin18
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This thread really needs a depressed middle-aged Bills fan. That would be so much fun......
stratslinger
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Abso-freakin-lutely... He could tell us all his Kiko Alonso stories, and we could tell him why a dollar bill is better than a Buffalo Bill.
Good times...
HoppyDaze
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Kiko Alonso is an American hero
stratslinger
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And a Dollar Bill is good for _four_ quarters!
See the fun we could have?
See the fun we could have?
Actually all but the very first one. When I get bestowed clairvoyant powers I'll talk trash about the future too. Until then history is all any of us have.
ChshreCat
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I love when people fall back to "You team sucks because my team was good two decades ago." LOL
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But Cape is so good at it!
He's still got one decade so hes ok. When your last time the team was good was when portable music was a far off myth of the future we might have some issues.
Punity is a slow adopter. 2008 was several generations of Ipods in.
stratslinger
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You keep going back to 2008. Fins fans always do. For crying out loud - the fish needed the help of Bernard effing Pollard to pull off what they did that year. The Pats were an 11 win team, and lost a tie-breaker to the fish, behind a backup QB who hadn't started a game since before he could get into rated R movies without adult supervision. If it wasn't for Pollard's hit on Brady, do you honestly think that season would have come down to a tiebreaker?
Congrats - you barely beat out a team, for one year, when the starter at their most important position played 8 minutes of the entire season. Then immediately returned to stinking up the joint the following year. Something to be proud of!
Congrats - you barely beat out a team, for one year, when the starter at their most important position played 8 minutes of the entire season. Then immediately returned to stinking up the joint the following year. Something to be proud of!
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Relevent fact!
Darwin18
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Don't forget that their coach was blind.
Cracks me up how hard you work to invalidate the RELEVANT FACT that we were the 2008 AFC East champions. Pretty sure the asterisks in that division belong next to the Patriots* championships
PS. Your first superbowl with Brady also came on a tie breaker over the 11-5 Miami Dolphins, and later the whole world found out you cheated your way through the entire season. Lets talk relevance shall we?
Nope. It's also not relevant.
motobrewer
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uh, just got off of your mom!
some of us have jobs; we all can't "own our own accounting firm" (aka, unemployment)
HoppyDaze
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ain't that the truth.
ChshreCat
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Damn! I didn't realize the 2008 Dolphins were such an amazing freaking team! A team that great must of made a deep run in the playoffs! Please, tell me all about how great their postseason was that year! I'm ready to hear the tale!
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