Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Punity]

fixed it

Touche haha

 

[stratslinger]

Relevant (this was to FinsFan)

 

[finsfan]

Hey hey he played once

I was backing you up there :smack:

 

[Cape Brewing]

With a name like 'Finsfan', you I just feel sorry for. How'd the season work out for your team?

What position did you play? You sound like you were really good at it. I can tell.

 

[Punity]

And we all saw how lightning fast he was and how the D couldn't contain him. Best player in football if wasn't for playing in only one game the favorite for MVP


There I answered your question now please tell us about your special teams experience

 

[finsfan]

What position did you play? You sound like you were really good at it. I can tell.

Goalie, havent you heard?! Soccer > football is the new 2014 thing I guess

 

[dobe12]

Harvin hasnt played yet, so can he really back it up before he does?

Oh god... I really hope you are this stupid!

 

[Punity]

Goalie, havent you heard?! Soccer > football is the new 2014 thing I guess

Hey soccer is spelled football for the misinformed

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh god... I really hope you are this stupid!

Do you not remember what position it was?

 

[finsfan]

Oh god... I really hope you are this stupid!

Just when I thought this thread couldnt get more obnoxious, you chime in

Thanks for your contributions. You have brought life back in the thread with your codswallop (for all you soccer fans)

 

[dobe12]

Just when I thought this thread couldnt get more obnoxious, you chime in

Thanks for your contributions. You have brought life back in the thread with your codswallop

At least someone is contributing something. You are welcome!

Here's my stat sheet: http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/5197/percy-harvin

 

[Cape Brewing]

At least someone is contributing something. You are welcome! Here's my stat sheet: http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/5197/percy-harvin

Oh my God!!!! You're Percy Harvin!?!?!

Holy crap!!! You suck.

 

[Punity]

Hmmmmmm

 

[dobe12]

Oh my God!!!! You're Percy Harvin!?!?!

Holy crap!!! You suck.

If buy suck you mean

"And we all saw how lightning fast he was and how the D couldn't contain him. Best player in football if wasn't for playing in only one game the favorite for MVP"

Then yes... I suck.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If buy suck you mean "And we all saw how lightning fast he was and how the D couldn't contain him. Best player in football if wasn't for playing in only one game the favorite for MVP" Then yes... I suck.

I think you're lying. I don't think you're really Percy Harvin

 

[finsfan]

Then yes... I suck.

Straight from the horses ass! I mean mouth!

 

[Punity]

I think you're lying. I don't think you're really Percy Harvin

Very suspicious indeed. Quick how many games have you played goalie in?

 

[dobe12]

I scored 4 goals in one game

 

[Cape Brewing]

I scored 4 goals in one game

I knew you were lying. That's not Percy Harvin

 

[Punity]

I knew you were lying. That's not Percy Harvin

Pretty sure that's Sanchez/Genos QB coach

 

[dobe12]

Pretty sure that's Sanchez/Genos QB coach

I said 4 TDs not INTs.

 

[Punity]

I said 4 TDs not INTs.

Wrong you said goals. And pop warner doesn't count

 

[stratslinger]

I'd say that's just Hoppy but, Frankly, that'd be an insult to Hoppy... <gulp>

 

[dobe12]

Wrong you said goals. And pop warner doesn't count

Wrong, pop warner is youth league. Polk high is high school ball. Get it right!

 

[Punity]

I'd say that's just Hoppy but, Frankly, that'd be an insult to Hoppy... <gulp>

Yea but Dobe doesn't really roll off the tounge like Hoppy

 

[bluemoose]

Wow. I am a lot more stupider for having read all those posts, but I have to say, I totally agree with dobe. He is right and all you guys just can't take the truth.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yer the stupiderist of them all

 

[motobrewer]

Hey everyone, remember when that guy said he was Percy Harvin? Man that guy was a idiot.

 

[the_bird]

A nice, crisp ten below this morning! Great weather! FOOTBALL weather! "Ice Bowl" weather! The kind of weather than would make Vince Lombardi smile!

But, I understand if you guys would rather watch the Packers from your living room. It's warm and cozy, the beer's cheaper, and you can flip over to "Real Housewives" during commercials. I understand.

 

[motobrewer]

A nice, crisp ten below this morning! Great weather! FOOTBALL weather! "Ice Bowl" weather! The kind of weather than would make Vince Lombardi smile!

But, I understand if you guys would rather watch the Packers from your living room. It's warm and cozy, the beer's cheaper, and you can flip over to "Real Housewives" during commercials. I understand.

**** yeah we would!

 

[McBrewskie]

Negative 50, gonna be the Hoth Bowl.

 

[HoppyDaze]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vVVNN2...top_uri=/watch?v=vVVNN2pzaHw&feature=youtu.be

Just so awesome

 

[bluemoose]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vVVNN2pzaHw&feature=youtu.be&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvVVNN2pzaHw%26feature%3Dyoutu.be

Just so awesome

Wow, just wow.

 

[McBrewskie]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vVVNN2...top_uri=/watch?v=vVVNN2pzaHw&feature=youtu.be

Just so awesome

Would love to know what the guy said or did to get that reaction from her.

 

[Punity]

Read a story about it I guess the guy was threatening her 16 year old son and throwing stuff in the stadium. She said shed do it again if she had to do it over.

 

[HoppyDaze]

That guy hardly looked like the type to do those things. She's full of **** I bet all he said was SEC sucks

 

[McBrewskie]

That guy hardly looked like the type to do those things. She's full of **** I bet all he said was SEC sucks

Drunk college football fan equals capable of saying all kinds of stupid ****.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I've got a can't lose investment opportunity for you gullible fools. PM me for deets.

 

[bluemoose]

I'm guessing he said Peyton Manning is better than Tom Brady. It's only natural for most football fans to have that response.

 

[bluemoose]

BTW I'm pretty sure Andrew Luck is the spawn of Sasquatch.