Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Sea]

Vikings? Not worried about the dirty old man. God knows he'll serve up half a dozen picks.

Pics of what, his MVP?

Pats Suck.

 

[the_bird]

TMZ had the pictures that Favre allegedly sent out; not the most impressive guy in the locker room, so to speak. Best line I read was "now we know how Peter King is able to keep talking with Favre's dick in his mouth."

EDIT: Not TMZ, Deadspin. Not sure why I was thinking the former, I go to deadspin occassionally but couldn't give a rats' ass about celebs on TMZ. Link here.

EDIT 2:

"This isn't the first time Favre is guilty of a pic-6"

 

[Sea]

TMZ had the pictures that Favre allegedly sent out; not the most impressive guy in the locker room, so to speak. Best line I read was "now we know how Peter King is able to keep talking with Favre's dick in his mouth."

Hilarious. This chick's surrounded by young dudes in the best shape of their lives. What the hell was Grandad thinkin?

 

[KCBrewer]

I've gotta comment on the Chiefs. WTF?!?! There were 3 plays that cost them the game.
1- On side kick to start the game. Gave the Colts 3 pts.
2- Going for it on 4th and 2 from their own 42. Gave the colts 3 pts.
3- Dwayne Bowe drops a perfect pass in the end zone, AGAIN! - Had to settle for 3, loss of 4 more potential pts.

Those 3 plays = the 10 pts they lost by. Defense kicked ass, stopped the colts repeatedly, even from the 2 yd line. Time to kick Bowe to the curb. I'm tired of seeing him drop passes that a highschooler could catch.

 

[Sea]

I've gotta comment on the Chiefs. WTF?!?! There were 3 plays that cost them the game.
1- On side kick to start the game. Gave the Colts 3 pts.
2- Going for it on 4th and 2 from their own 42. Gave the colts 3 pts.
3- Dwayne Bowe drops a perfect pass in the end zone, AGAIN! - Had to settle for 3, loss of 4 more potential pts.

Those 3 plays = the 10 pts they lost by. Defense kicked ass, stopped the colts repeatedly, even from the 2 yd line. Time to kick Bowe to the curb. I'm tired of seeing him drop passes that a highschooler could catch.

10 would have only tied it, and if the defense kicked ass, why did they give up the first two field goals you listed. reminds me of a year ago when the Broncos were 6-0, we all saw where that got them.

 

[KCBrewer]

Defense held them to just field goals on both of those. They were pretty much given field goal position on both of the first 2.

 

[khugs21]

Pats got there old super bowl mvp back.. Hope it works out.

 

[cracked1]

My Vikes are looking awful. Been saying it since his first season, "FIRE CHILLY!" It's not good when I even know the EXACT play they are going to run. Favre saved Chilly's job last season. Now I hope the owner can finally see how horrible he is as a head coach.

 

[the_bird]

Pats got there old super bowl mvp back.. Hope it works out.

NFL trades are so odd.

Randy Moss = 3rd round pick, but
Deion Branch = 4th round pick, and
Vincent Jackson is supposedly worth a #1 AND a #2.

Thinking they'll still probably start Tate and have Branch as the third wideout (with Aaron Hernandez still getting a lot of looks as a quasi-WR). Not thinking he's a difference-maker, but good to have another veteran voice around.

EDIT: Not sure if it's our pick or the Broncos' that's going out, but you can look at this as basically a Mauroney-for-Branch swap. Makes the comp feel a little better. Mike Reiss seems to think there's a renegotiated contract in the works as well.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA................<gasp>............BBBBWWWWWAAAHHHAAAWWWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No. I do not miss you Brent.

 

[cracked1]

effin typical... I think I was done with this season from day one. At least I have beer.

 

[Cape Brewing]

effin typical... I think I was done with this season from day one. At least I have beer.

What are you talking about??? The Pats are 3-1... the defense is starting to look better. The offense is leading the NFL in points per game with Brady having the highest QB rating in the NFL.

C'mon!!! There are bright spots!!

You just need to root for the right team.

 

[dataz722]

I've gotta comment on the Chiefs. WTF?!?! There were 3 plays that cost them the game.
1- On side kick to start the game. Gave the Colts 3 pts.
2- Going for it on 4th and 2 from their own 42. Gave the colts 3 pts.
3- Dwayne Bowe drops a perfect pass in the end zone, AGAIN! - Had to settle for 3, loss of 4 more potential pts.

Those 3 plays = the 10 pts they lost by. Defense kicked ass, stopped the colts repeatedly, even from the 2 yd line. Time to kick Bowe to the curb. I'm tired of seeing him drop passes that a highschooler could catch.

Cheifs? Chiefs?????? Really????? You do know that the 3-0 start was just a fluke right and they still suck and will continue to suck.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Gimme an early score prediction dataz

 

[dataz722]

Baltimore winning 214 - 0

 

[dataz722]

Serous answer - It is going to be close, probably going to be a 3 or 4 point game, 21-17

 

[motobrewer]

ravens - patriots, bigger rivalry than ravens - steelers.

 

[dataz722]

What are you even still doing here? You're team sucks, so just leave already.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I can't possibly imagine a realistic scenarion where the Pats would lose. They are THAT awesome

 

[motobrewer]

my team may suck, but no more than the rest of the NFC north. well, bears are looking pretty good.....d*mmit....

we have miami next, with all our starters injured should be a good game. best rivalry in the NFL.

 

[dataz722]

my team may suck, but no more than the rest of the NFC north.

dammit, you do have a point there.

 

[the_bird]

I can't possibly imagine a realistic scenarion where the Pats would lose. They are THAT awesome

Ray Lewis might shoot Tom Brady in the back of the head. And Brian Hoyer. Wouldn't put it past him, he's double-murdered before.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

If the Packers can go 0.500 for the rest of the year I will be very impressed. I see no way they win against Miami this week. My high school team may be fielding a more experienced team this Friday. We have what, 4 starters left?

 

[the_bird]

The best possible news for Packers fans is that I just picked up Miami's defense for FFB. Means they'll probably score 45 points, while giving up no sacks or turnovers.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Yeah, Matt Flynn is really going to tear them up. He puts fear into every defender's heart....

 

[Cape Brewing]

should be a good game. best rivalry in the NFL.

hee hee... that was good..

 

[the_bird]

Do you believe in karma?

Brett Favre should.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDk_i6i16t0&feature=player_embedded#!

 

[dataz722]

Well rumors sound like vincent jackson has finally given in and will play this year.

 

[motobrewer]

http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/104911164.html

Favre says he'd be willing to sit if his elbow tendinitis gets worse. That looks a heck of a lot better in the history books than DNP: Cock shots.

 

[HoppyDaze]

If you can spot me in that video...you win!

 

[dataz722]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_P1PPy7FTo

If you can spot me in that video...you win!

The one on the far right........ no not him further right and a little back?

 

[the_bird]

So, Data.

Big game this weekend. Big.

Wanna make it interesting?

Walker already owes me a six-pack because he dumbly thought the Bungles were going to beat NE. You want to refill my beer fridge, too?

 

[HoppyDaze]

The one on the far right........ no not him further right and a little back?

ding! ding! ding! you win!


but seriously fuk the Cowboys

 

[dataz722]

So, Data.

Big game this weekend. Big.

Wanna make it interesting?

Walker already owes me a six-pack because he dumbly thought the Bungles were going to beat NE. You want to refill my beer fridge, too?

I would be willing to make a wager, but hate shipping beer. Any other ideas? HBT membership renewal?

edit- nevermind, you are already a lifer.
Any other ideas?

 

[the_bird]

Hate shipping beer, eh? Sound like a man who's not all that confident about Sunday....

 

[Cape Brewing]

You guys should bet avatars for a certain amount if time. Winner can make the loser's avatar anything they want (as long as txlaw doesnt ban you for it)

 

[the_bird]

You guys should bet avatars for a certain amount if time. Winner can make the loser's avatar anything they want (as long as txlaw doesnt ban you for it)

Walker and I did that once. This was his punishment.

 

[dataz722]

Hate shipping beer, eh? Sound like a man who's not all that confident about Sunday....

I am confident as hell, I just think $25 to ship a 6 pack plus packing materials is bull****.

You guys should bet avatars for a certain amount if time. Winner can make the loser's avatar anything they want (as long as txlaw doesnt ban you for it)

Thats gay.... explains why you suggested it.


bless it! I'll agree to that.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus, that was a quick flip flop.

 

[dataz722]

Thats what she said!