Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Bulls Beers]

Yeah baby!!!!And we have a new contender for the Brett Farve award...

 

[Cape Brewing]

So... so beautiful.. There is NOTHING... absolutely NOTHING like a big Peyton Manning pick in a huge game.

 

[Bulls Beers]

So... so beautiful.. There is NOTHING... absolutely NOTHING like a big Peyton Manning pick in a huge game.

It's not easy to win three Superbowls......Is it CB?

 

[Cape Brewing]

It really isn't. But hey... he's the "greatest football player ever" so that should help him sleep tonight.

 

[Cape Brewing]

OOOOOHHHHH!!!!

Oh well... Toooooo bad Peyton... Ehh... maybe next year.

 

[Airborneguy]

Wow.. definitely not expected.

 

[Grimtas]

Wow.. definitely not expected.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha expected by me.. I'm lost for words other then WHO DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although I never expected to see it in my lifetime... Wish I was in the Quarter right now.

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

Great game by the Saints. Off, Def, kicking/ST, coaching, everything. Love the onside kick. Brees is da man.

 

[babalu87]

Things Tom Brady Never Did When Trailing Late in the Super Bowl:

(1) Throw a pick six

 

[FreeM80s]

Things Tom Brady Never Did When Trailing Late in the Super Bowl:

(1) Throw a pick six

(2) Beat the Giants

 

[the_bird]

(3) Throw up in the huddle.

 

[FreeM80s]

(4) Throw a game winning touchdown

 

[Cape Brewing]

(4) Throw a game winning touchdown

Are you high?

Did you miss the three Pats SB wins?

 

[bob1852]

I'm lost for words other then WHO DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm at a loss after hearing Jim Nantz say "who dat"

 

[FreeM80s]

Did you miss the three Pats SB wins?

no, watched all three. I was even cheering for them in the one against the rams(titans fan) Tom Brady has never thrown a game winning touchdown in a superbowl. Adam Vinatieri won all three of those games.

 

[babalu87]

no, watched all three. I was even cheering for them in the one against the rams(titans fan) Tom Brady has never thrown a game winning touchdown in a superbowl. Adam Vinatieri won all three of those games.

Show me a QB with better numbers

16 27 59.3% 145 1 0 86.2 
32 48 66.7% 354 3 1 100.5 
23 33 69.7% 236 2 0 110.2 
29 48 60.4% 266 1 0 82.5

3-1 in Superbowls

Kickers kick
Quarterbacks put them in the position to do so

 

[Cape Brewing]

no, watched all three. I was even cheering for them in the one against the rams(titans fan) Tom Brady has never thrown a game winning touchdown in a superbowl. Adam Vinatieri won all three of those games.

That's ridiculous. That's like saying General Patton never won a battle because he didn't fire a single bullet.

 

[dataz722]

That's ridiculous. That's like saying General Patton never won a battle because he didn't fire a single bullet.

No it isn't. Its like saying General Patton didn't get the battle ending kill.

 

[olllllo]

So saying that Brady did throw a game winning TD in a Superbowl when he didn't is like saying Patton won the French and Indian War.

 

[Cape Brewing]

In the immortal words of Hurricane Peter McNeeley...

You all have a big dump in your pants.


Gimme a freakin' break. YES, technically he didn't throw a "game winning TD" but that's a freakin' ridiculous statement.

It's like saying Drew Brees didn't throw the game winning "point" last night. He didn't. The kicker kicked the extra point.

TECHNICALLY... I apologize, you're absolutely right. From a practical standpoint... it's a stupid comment.




PS... for anyone who didn't get the Peter McNeeley reference: http://wcvarones.blogspot.com/2009/05/hurricane-peter-mcneeleyyou-have-big.html

Easily one of the greatest sports quotes in the history of man-kind.

 

[motobrewer]

the best part of this superbowl:

favre had to watch it from his couch! hahaha!

brady talk wtf?

 

[olllllo]

NE has a culture of technicalities.

Technically, Bill Bellichick was exonerated by the evidence.*

*destroyed

 

[olllllo]

Technically speaking NE had an undefeated season.*

*Does not include the last game.

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

Technically speaking, a tuck is not a tuck.*

* - even when it's obv a ****ing tuck.

 

[Cape Brewing]

guys... send me your pics... I'll add 'em to the below

 

[olllllo]

Technically, each of those people in your photo are able to discern reality better than a myopic Pats fan.

 

[slowbie]

In the immortal words of Hurricane Peter McNeeley...

You all have a big dump in your pants.


Gimme a freakin' break. YES, technically he didn't throw a "game winning TD" but that's a freakin' ridiculous statement.

It's like saying Drew Brees didn't throw the game winning "point" last night. He didn't. The kicker kicked the extra point.

TECHNICALLY... I apologize, you're absolutely right. From a practical standpoint... it's a stupid comment.

If we're being technical, Brees DID throw the game winning point. the game winning point was point number 18 which came from his pass to Shockey. Technically.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Technically, each of those people in your photo are able to discern reality better than a myopic Pats fan.

OR... or... each of those people are able to descern reality better than an extremely bitter conspiracy theory spewing nutjob.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think the guy on the grassy knoll destroyed the Pats video tapes... you know... the ones showing Belichick clubbing baby seals while flipping through other teams' playbooks.

 

[motobrewer]

belichick's a dirty hobo!

 

[FreeM80s]

Technically speaking, a tuck is not a tuck.*

* - even when it's obv a ****ing tuck.

also, a late hit is not a late hit unless its on prettyboy Brady. How many rule changes have been made in the last 7 years to make sure Brady dosent get hurt? that is the stat I want to know more about...

 

[Cape Brewing]

No more than what has been made for the f'in pansy Colts players... people seem to have selective memories about the Pats. Everyone seems to forgot Bill Polian having a crying hissy-fit to the league back a few years ago when the Pats secondary ws putting the Colts WRs on their azzes.

Brady never cryed to the league. He got hurt. Period. End of conversation. The league took it upon themselves to then make up the no-hitting-the-knees rule.

And here's your stat: 0. It had nothing to do with Brady specifically. He was just an example of a QB that got hurt by a specific type of play...which they then went back and made a rule against.

there... no you know more about it.

 

[FreeM80s]

Brady never cryed to the league.

uhhhhh:
you tell me that pointing at the legs and then fist pumping like he's on jersey shore ain't whining to the league.
"Oh but they call those rules for everyone" you say:

 

[Cape Brewing]

So that's whining to the LEAGUE? Tom Brady is saying 'HEY.. NFL!! Make a rule for me!"

That's your argument? That's what this video shows?

really?

 

[FreeM80s]

So that's whining to the LEAGUE? Tom Brady is saying 'HEY.. NFL!! Make a rule for me!"

Yea, pretty much. They made the rule for him, and they only call it for him. They even reach for their flag when he tells them to. The video shows that. If it looks like a duck, and whines for a flag like a duck...

 

[ChshreCat]

Just had to share

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yea, pretty much. They made the rule for him, and they only call it for him. They even reach for their flag when he tells them to. The video shows that. If it looks like a duck, and whines for a flag like a duck...

LOL... ok.. so Brady blew out his knee and what? Called the league while he was rehabbing "Hey Rog'... it's Tommy... listen... I need a new rule here. Make it just for me and don't call it for everyone else"

And the league made the rule... for HIM...

And now... unlike every WR in the league who IMMEDIATELY turns around on every single broken up play motioning for the refs to toss a pass-interference flag... BRADY has the ability to actually influence the refs and they throw a flag for him when he asks for it.

LOL!!!

It is nice in your little world?

 

[FreeM80s]

did they make the rule when carson palmer blew out his knee THE EXACT same way? No. And marvin lewis is on the the rules committee. ok, so, no brady himself probably did not call, you are eating mushrooms if you dont think bob kraft or belichick or stuart fry was on the horn the second that MRI came back...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sooo... Carson Palmer blows out his knee.. then Brady... and your theory is that Bob Kraft or someone called the league and said, "Hey... we can't have these marque players get hurt like this, let's make a rule"

... and then enough representatives from OTHER teams... agreed, a rule was drafted and then enacted...

... so that makes BRADY some kind of pansy who has rules made for him and can get a flag whenever he wants.

I'm still struggling to see how this is Brady's fault and how you can be so incredibly bitter about him.

The guy had his knee blown out... the league made a rule to try to protect ALL QBs from the type of hit that blew his knee out... and this is Brady's FAULT somehow??

 

[FreeM80s]

... so that makes BRADY some kind of pansy who has rules made for him and can get a flag whenever he wants.

exactly.

I'm still struggling to see how this is Brady's fault and how you can be so incredibly bitter about him.

Brady is the star among stars. he's the poster child for the NFL. I dont think its outside the realm of possibility for them to make a rule just for him and only call it for him. 3 weeks ago the refs lost their whistles when Favre was getting knocked around. did you see him getting up and begging for a flag AND getting one? no. Even after a diving blow to the legs. A LA THE BRADY RULE. I can understand you taking up for him, you're a homer. thats cool. But the people not drinking the pats kool-aid see it in another light.