Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

uh, nobody gives a ****. bro.

also, why is it called "Portland" if it's not even on a major body of water? oh, you're on some river? useless.

also you guys spell "Milwaukee" wrong. idiots.

You must still be mad about the Ducks rolling Badgers in the Rose Bowl. I feel for you...

 

[motobrewer]

You must still be mad about the Ducks rolling Badgers in the Rose Bowl. I feel for you...

why? I didn't go to madison. and I don't feel the need to watch little league football either.

try harder next time.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I dunno... Mrs. Wilson looks insane enough to be a blast. I like em a little whacked out.

 

[philrose]

I find it unsettling that she is holding a puppy...not sure why.

 

[the_bird]

I find it unsettling that she is holding a puppy...not sure why.

Because you've watched too many nature shows, like me?

 

[philrose]

Thats gotta be it...Checking twitter to see what scrumptious, defenseless animal she's got on deck...

 

[motobrewer]

this is a weird conversation......

 

[Cape Brewing]

Packers suck.

That is all

 

[motobrewer]

dude, you only wish there was a patriot bar in kent, ohio.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!

Aaaaaaaahhhhh.. that's funny.

See? Thats why I like you way more that Az_IPA.

 

[dfc]

Haha, awesome.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-s...than-vilma-barbeque-joint-114020209--nfl.html

 

[BigPoppa502]

Go bears!

 

[motobrewer]

LOL!!!

Aaaaaaaahhhhh.. that's funny.

See? Thats why I like you way more that Az_IPA.

THAT's the only reason???

there are oh, so many reasons. for one, my screen name isn't "AZ_IPA".

 

[Cape Brewing]

Skeptical Cape Brewing is skeptical

 

[motobrewer]

you know what?

i mean, f**k the patriots, that's obvious, but seriously, F**K the giants. i mean....the giants??? coughlin??? eli??? COUGHLIN!!??!?!? ELI!?!??!??!

THEY'RE the defending champs!?

wtf.

related, the giants should not be able to call an "injury" timeout this season. for painfully obvious reasons.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yet another dominating game by the Pats tonight

 

[bob1852]

Yet another dominating game by the Pats tonight

Another? Didn't they lose the other night?

 

[philrose]

This just in:
Russell Wilson!
That is all.

 

[ChshreCat]

Another? Didn't they lose the other night?

I'm assuming he was being sarcastic since the Pats lost it again.

 

[bob1852]

I'm assuming he was being sarcastic since the Pats lost it again.

Oh, I don't pay attention to Pat's loses until the playoff. Seems to happen quite frequently in both the pre and post season. Maybe MDTOTMITRS is more appropriate.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I only count the portions of the Pre-season games when the Pats are actually trying... And in those time frames, The Pats won huge.

 

[bluemoose]

I'll be happy when Dante gets the o-line sorted out.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nahhhhh... It's all a ploy. The Pats are just sitting back, trying get other teams to think they might have the slightest kink in the armor. "ohhhh no... Our offensive line might be a little shaky. What ever shall we do??" so that Tenn will bring the house week 1 and Brady will just go over the top for 700 yards passing and 8 TDs.

I've seen em pull this stunt a TON of times.

 

[the_bird]

I'm hereby proposing "Beep! Beep!" as Jeff Demp's new nickname.

 

[ChshreCat]

I only count the portions of the Pre-season games when the Pats are actually trying... And in those time frames, The Pats won huge.

So, you're saying they won the coin-flip?

 

[McBrewskie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRbZL2UnRIo&feature=player_embedded

I'm hereby proposing "Beep! Beep!" as Jeff Demp's new nickname.

On opening weekend his nickname will be "Street Free-Agent"

 

[user 574]

Welker is going to be awesome this year. I just got a feeling he's going to beak some records.

 

[bluemoose]

Welker is going to be awesome this year. I just got a feeling he's going to beak some records.

Then next year maybe he can beak some records for Green Bay.

 

[user 574]

Then next year maybe he can beak some records for Green Bay.

What, are you guys falling out of love with your leprechaun? I seriously think that your kicker and Welker will score 90% of the patriots points this year.

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

Texans Packers for the Super Bowl this year. Tom Brady will have an Uggs commercial to shoot in January that's more important.

 

[stratslinger]

I don't think anybody's fallen out of love with Welker in New England - quite the opposite in fact. We're just seeing him reach a point in his career where his idea of his value is higher than the franchise's idea of his value, and we've seen how that story plays out in New England too many times. So we'll enjoy the Hell out of what's likely to be our last season with Wes.

But hey - the TE party is locked up long term now, so we've got that to look forward to!

 

[user 574]

I wanted gronk but missed out. At least I got Rodgers in my FFL.

And why the hell can't we get a league going here no more .

I predict a Tue, 7:37a eastern time post from Cape.

 

[McBrewskie]

I'd be in a FF league.

 

[the_bird]

I wanted gronk but missed out. At least I got Rodgers in my FFL.

And why the hell can't we get a league going here no more .

I predict a Tue, 7:37a eastern time post from Cape.

I tried to do a league last year (or maybe the year before), but there were like two people interested. I'm pretty sure there's another league that's formed here, but it's all people I don't know so there isn't much point.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I dont do FF. let's just say I am way too... Ummm. Competitive.

It gets ugly.

Besides, I would draft all Pats players and go undefeated anyway and what's the fun in that for everyone else.

 

[the_bird]

Well, who'd want you, anyway? The last FFB league I was in was Gronk's rookie year, because I took him as Mr. Irrelevant. I'd commish a league if we could scrounge up eight players; sounds like we might have three now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Aaron Hernandez 2012 stats > Gronk's 2012 stats

 

[the_bird]

Well, Hernandez is a lot more likely to get hurt. And I'd be shocked if Gronk doesn't end up with more TDs. When they're inside the 5, they'll throw to Gronk first because he has better hands and because he's a more difficult guy to cover in tight space. Hernandez will probably make more plays down the field, but he's not as reliable a receiver and he doesn't have the same size advantage as Gronk. So, it may depend on which stats we're talking about (I'll take the TDs).

 

[user 574]

FFL - like herding cats around here. I'd join bird but you know it's painful. Maybe if we require home address and a credit card imprint. I'd do a $20, I'm in a $100 now & there's Italians involved so payment is up front.

I will say I'm in one with ESPN for the first time and so far I like it better than yahoo. Different UI confused me at 1st. We did a snake draft, 10 guys and it went pretty smooth. I was 3rd, nabbed Rodgers but then had to wait to the 17th pick. 10 teams

 

[the_bird]

Well, I'm only going to do it if it's people that I know (like those of us who shoot the **** around here). I shot Yooper a PM to see if she'd be interested, she kicked ass a couple years ago. Wish that guys like Dude and Walker still hung around, I got to know a lot of the old-school HBT'ers pretty well through FFB.