Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

I'm not saying china isn't bad...

we don't live in China though.

ENOUGH!!! Save up an additional $22.50 and we can continue this debate then.



"Twilights last reaming"... that is still crackin' me up.

 

[olllllo]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why do they even bother with a half time show??

When is the last time it was good? Who actually watches the half time show anyway?!?! That's piss break, get food and get beer time.

I vote for a college marching band. Get freakin' Grambling or some cool marching band out there.

 

[olllllo]

It's a double edged sword. Without it, we'd be hearing from every Fox person on Glee during half-time.

 

[motobrewer]

lol...thanks for the $2.50....

 

[Cape Brewing]

One word... Grambling

 

[olllllo]

One symbol... $

 

[crash1292]

Wisconsin dosnt suck as much after last night

 

[Cape Brewing]

One symbol... $

how do they make money by having the Black Eyed Peas do the half time show?? If anything I think it would COST them a lot more.

Hell... Grambling would probably do it for nothin' but the cool factor.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Wrong lyrics aside, I hate it when they turn the Anthem in a Vegas Lounge act. Just sing the damned song already!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wrong lyrics aside, I hate it when they turn the Anthem in a Vegas Lounge act. Just sing the damned song already!

LOL... why am I not surprised by the purist view from the guy with Robin Yount as his avatar??

(and I totally agree with you)

 

[the_bird]

When is the last time it was good? Who actually watches the half time show anyway?!?! That's piss break, get food and get beer time.

February 2002. U2. "Where The Streets Have No Name."

 

[Cape Brewing]

ok... I'll give you that one. VERRRRRRRRRRRY unique circumstances.

 

[Cape Brewing]

so more importantly...

Bird... seriously... any realistic chance the Pats DON'T win at least the next two outta three Super Bowls? 14-2 in a rebuilding year and about 60 of the first 50 picks in next year's draft.

i don't see them losing again for a few years.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Dude... Prince was awesome a couple years ago. Plus, I thought the ligh-up people were really cool and it was fun party music that's family friendly. They are never going to have "good" music as the halftime show because most people WANT to hear the BEP's etc.

I thought they did a fine job considering the Gawd awful production on the sound. The kids were dancing around our living room like wild animals, so I would call it a success.

The national anthem was unacceptable. I thought the style was fine, but you NEED to sing the right words. -F

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Meh- the Pats chances are as good as the Packs. Both pretty low. It is tough to win it all.

Just a note, the Packers have 10 picks next year and we aren't losing many key players to free agency. I am hopeful for a league wide beat down (if the CBA gets done).

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm sorry... I can let a lot of things moto says slide right by... but... I'm sorry... I can't let that one go

 

[the_bird]

Don't be talkin' **** about Prince. He'll kick you ass and then make you pancakes.

 

[Cape Brewing]

God I freakin' love those Charlie Murphy skits... I actually played them to Babalu last week on one of my vists and he was smiling.

I'm dead serious... I honestly think the Rick James one is the funniest thing I've ever seen on TV. Put it this way, i can't remember EVER laughing out loud or that hard at anything else.

"yo man... we just GAVE him some help"

 

[TANSTAAFB]

Don't be talkin' **** about Prince. He'll kick you ass and then make you pancakes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaKHR6oe52Q

As the guy with the Wayne Brady will choke a ***** tagline should know

 

[the_bird]

You know the best Dave Chappelle scene, though... 'cause it's in your damn sig!

*THAT'S* about the funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Wayne Brady one WAS tremendous...

"Thank Dave Chappelle!!!"
"Thanks Dave... I love your show"

But... I dunno.... i still like the Rick James one better.

 

[the_bird]

Wayne Brady, *****!

We need to take this to the goddamn debate forum!?!

Personally, I've always been a big fan of "Covid Financial"

 

[Cape Brewing]

To the debate forum!!!!

Watch. Moto will probably vote for a scene out a Whoopi Goldberg movie or something.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"c'mon man... I got more sense than that... Yeah I remembee grinding my feet into Eddie's couch"

 

[TANSTAAFB]

To the debate forum!!!!

Watch. Moto will probably vote for a scene out a Whoopi Goldberg movie or something.

As I also cannot get into the debate forum yet (before you give me a bunch of ****, I'm a broke a$$ college student AND I'll donate to Babalu first when I DO have the scratch) I'll put a vote in for the Race Draft...Covid to the Asians!!! Epic

Can't argue with the Wayne Brady or ANY of the Charlie Murphy sketches though

 

[Cape Brewing]

Day in the life of Little John?

"will you be checking any bags sir?"
"wwwwhat!?!"
"will you be checking any bags sir?"
"wwwwwhat!?!"
"will you be checking any bags sir?"
"Yyyyyyea-eah!"

 

[bob1852]

I'll put a vote in for the Race Draft...Covid to the Asians!!! Epic

 

[TANSTAAFB]

Day in the life of Little John?

"will you be checking any bags sir?"
"wwwwhat!?!"
"will you be checking any bags sir?"
"wwwwwhat!?!"
"will you be checking any bags sir?"
"Yyyyyyea-eah!"

I almost forgot about the Lil' John sketches. Picking your favorite Chappelle episode is like picking your favorite beer...can't be done. Each deserves respect for what it is. I'd say favorite kid, but I fu%$#ing hate kids. Loud dirty sticky little crumbsnatchers...

Yyyyyyeeeaaa-eah!!!

 

[TANSTAAFB]

Don't forget the Samuel L. Jackson Beer :rockin:

 

[Cape Brewing]

Now I'm obsessing...


"what did the fihve fingas say to tha face!?!

SLAP!!"

 

[the_bird]

Samuel L. Jackson? Good mother****ing choice, mother****er! Epic.




Amazing how good that damn show was. "Race Draft," I have to stop and watch every time I see that the sketch is on.

 

[the_bird]

So, let's summarize what we've learned.

1. Running the ball is unnecessary for winning a Super Bowl.
2. Defending the run is unnecessary for winning a Super Bowl.
3. Experienced players in a big game can still play like crap early in the game.
4. Super Bowl halftime shows suck balls, usually.
5. Not knowing the lyrics to our national friggin' anthem is a damn disgrace.
6. Dataz is an idiot.
7. Dataz has burned through his bank account.
8. Pats are going to be damn good for the next five to six years, if they can just get a lineman a la '07 Richard Seymour and a playmaking receiver a la '07 Randy Moss
9. Dataz' wife is about to leave him
10. Black Eyed Peas suck.
11. The bank is taking Dataz' house
12. Don't **** with Wayne Brady.
13. Or Prince.
14. Dataz is moving back to his parent's basement because of his gambling losses.
15. Don't argue with Moto, it'll make your brain bleed.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm with ya Bird... Hell.. That's a lot of things learned. I think we chalk it up as a successful season for the thread!

 

[motobrewer]

imagine if wisconsin won the rose bowl this year....

then when the brewers win the world series this year, it'll be a f-ing trifecta! (NBA isn't a sport so.....deal with that)

pats won't make the playoffs next year. note that for posterity.

 

[Cape Brewing]

you would be surprised how much fun it is making fun of you in the debate forum knowing you can't see it.

 

[user 574]

Vegas already has odds out for 2011 season SB champs.

Packers 6-1
Patriots 6-1
everybody else <something higher> - 1

Per ESPN; subject to change. Assuming we have a season

 

[motobrewer]

i'm comfortable with that

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pack deserved it this year. Good team.

Pats? Meh... I still think they're going to only get better over the next few seasons as long as Brady stays remotely close to how he is performing right now. They are a very young team and with the picks they have, I think they will actually get better. Will they win another Super Bowl? Who knows. That's why they play the games. But going into the playoffs this year they were the heavy favorites to win it this year which really is pretty amazing.

From the first game of the season though I wasn't totally sold on the Pats this year. In the old days you always went to Foxboro knowing the Pats were going to find a way to lose. You just knew it. Then, after the first Super Bowl win, it was the exact opposite. You gotta remember, I've been a season ticket holder for ten years and have gone a few years in a row, a couple of times, without ever seeing them lose in person. That's kind of impressive... so... you THEN just knew they were gonna win. Didn't matter what the score was or how they looked in the first half. It was a done deal. Pats win. No question.... and over and over and over... they actually did.

This year?? I just didn't have that "Pats are definitely winning this game" feeling... ever. I just never got comfortable with them. Even when they were blowing teams out late in the season, I would always say, "I dunno... I'll feel better when the last second ticks off the clock and the Pats are ahead in the Super Bowl".

I think the Pats will be back like that though.

BUT.. this year?? Pack deserved it.

 

[motobrewer]

Then, after the first Super Bowl win, it was the exact opposite.

i'm not gonna rehash the past 15 pages, but....180 turn around in a season.....wonder how that could happen??
get the last word in, i know you will, i won't respond! hahahahha!

but anyway, certainly a team effort for the pack this year, and that's gonna mean something when they go to 18 game seasons.

i didn't think the pats could be stopped until flynn almost did. not because it was the pack, but it showed that they were human.