Hmmm.. Let's see. There was the gay elderly man who was on insulin and would ask neighbors to stick him in the butt. No, so don't ask. Then I moved into a house in the hood, those neighbors were nuts, 10 indoor dogs, 3 outdoor, and they couldnt remember how many cats. It took a skid steer to clean the litter in the back yard. Man, hot summer days were putrid. Yes, the city condemned it and knocked it down. Then there was the crazy people upstairs that got the whole house infested but i moved out when the first roomate was shot in the alley buying dope and the replacement roomate called in a suicide threat bringing the cops to the house. Man, animal control was trying to collar my dog after breaking out the door window. I almost got locked up for assault when i went after him. The best one was actually "The landlord" story......
I found this apt from a friend and this landlady allowed dogs so I jumped on it. After a month things started to break, first the heater (no biggie) it's the deep south. Then the sink started leaking (no biggie) easy fix. Then we started to have to turn the right rear stove burner on to get the kitchen light on. Ok, that's weird. Still no response from the land lady. Getting ready to take a shower Swmbo and I step in and WHAM my ass is on the ground butt naked. The tub is freaking electric! still nothing from the landlady. But, first thing Monday she leaves a note, "$100 discount if we pay a week early" now, wtf, right? Nope, a man shows up with a handwritten note, "you're being evicted", so i call and he says I don't have a lease, I show him said lease. He answers, the landlady doesn't own and has never owned this property or the other 8 she was renting out and COLLECTING rent on. Man, 8 grand a month for 12 months. So I sued, nope chapter 7 protection. Oh well.
And that's not the last place I've lived here. I tell you, you wouldn't believe it if I told you how crazy Savannah is!