My story is a little different. 3 women moved in next door about 8 months ago. It turns out they are a lesbian couple and one of them has an 18 year old daughter that moved in with them. I had the brewing rig set up and was just getting going when the hotter blonde one of them looks over the fence and asks "what are you doing? I replied "making magic baby" and gave her a wink. he giggled and said, "can I have some of your magic?"
Well, it all got a LOT better from there... she runs around the front of the house and opens the gate, coming in with a sixer of DFH 90, a bottle of Glenlivet and a bottle of baby oil. She has an itty bitty bikini on, a super hot body and asks me to open a couple of beers and oil her up so she can get a tan.
Things start to get a bit hot and steamy, and we are getting a bit druck and there is oil everywhere (and I mean everywhere!) Suddenly "the Husband" rocks up" She's 5'8", brunette, 34DD and HAWT. She tackles me and says "NO ONE OILS UP MY BABY EXCEPT ME!" we wrestle for a while and the original hottie jumps on and wrestles with us.. the oil bottle breaks and everything gets very slippery..
Just then the 18 year old hottie daughter looks over the fence and says "OH MY GOD!! MOM! and MOM! what are you doing? He's MINE!!!"
So I wake up in a cold sweat, my dog is a bit distressed and wants to get out of the house and I wonder why I have wasted and entire tube of astro glide in my sleep.
Yeah, so it's a dream and doesn't involve cops, but it it's a LOT better read than the rest of this thread