fartinmartin
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Where ever you may be , let your wind go free.
I got a vacuum sealer recently from Amazon to vacuum pack hops. I had to test it out, so I figured the best thing to test was my wife's hair straightener.
A bonus is if you can pull this off without her knowing it was you. One poor guy almost got peppered sprayed because of this lol
Well I'm a female and I do like a prank and a laugh, but nothing makes me laugh more than the smack in the balls I give my husband after he tries to mess with me...
...than the smack in the balls...
Sometimes those "taps" are the worst ones. You think you're fine, and then 15 seconds later, you're doubled over wanting to puke.It's a love tap...Plus if I went too far, nothing a beer and some coddling won't fix...
Sometimes those "taps" are the worst ones. You think you're fine, and then 15 seconds later, you're doubled over wanting to puke.
It's a love tap...Plus if I went too far, nothing a beer and some coddling won't fix...
The pain just seems to stay with you.
Here's one. Make a horrible mess on the ceramic stove when she's out. I tell ya, I looked away for one bloody second...
She's gonna kill me.
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Well I'm a female and I do like a prank and a laugh, but nothing makes me laugh more than the smack in the balls I give my husband after he tries to mess with me...
wtf? You can cook in the flask?
As much as I love each and every post on this thread... I manage to keep my wife feeling sufficiently messed with just by breathing.
Oh yeah. Boiling water straight in to the ice bath a bajillion times and no breaking!
Well I'm a female and I do like a prank and a laugh, but nothing makes me laugh more than the smack in the balls I give my husband after he tries to mess with me...
W0- that is brilliant. I would just get a new picture and pull an animal switch on her.
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Haha. Or switch out the family pet with one that looks "similar" and act like nothing is wrong.
Jesus Christ, you guys are reaching for lame puns.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Don't know if it's been said already but I like to sit next to her and cut a silent but deadly and ask her if she smells popcorn so she takes a big wiff in an attempt to detect some non-existent popcorn aroma. Hilarious, get her every time.
Just started dating my current girlfriend 2 weeks ago...this thread may end the relationship early
If your SWMBO has an iPhone go into settings and set up shortcuts. Use them on common things she types like lol, haha, etc. make it so that instead of lol it says "I am strangely physically attracted to this donkey" or something similar. Sit back, relax and let the hilarity ensue.
Somewhat related to this:
We were in Germany for my grandmother's funeral last year, and my dad is one of those guys who NEVER puts his phone on silent. It is obnoxious. So one drunken night, me and my siblings figured out how to record a fart sound and set it as his ringtone. Every single one of us fell over laughing when it went off the next day. He had the reddest face I had ever seen due to the fart sound coming from his pants.
These both made me laugh. The first because my father has 4 sisters and growing up it was a fight to have any chance in the bathroom. As a result if he could make it in there before them he'd sit on the john with a 7" thick master edition of the dictionary and read words just to drag out the time. And the second is just pure lowbrow comedy gold.* Bring a book to read on the toilet, preferably a large reference volume. Leave this on the bathroom floor.
* From the bathroom, shout "Holy crap! Hey babe check this out!"
I'm not allowed to do laundry for similar reasons. In addition, I'm not allowed to do dishes either because I absolutely refuse to wash the dishes before putting them into the dishwasher. Strangely, to this day she still fails to see why I have a problem with that.Wash and dry all of her clothes. You'll screw it up and likely ruin many garments.
You'll never have to do laundry again.
If your SWMBO has an iPhone go into settings and set up shortcuts. Use them on common things she types like lol, haha, etc. make it so that instead of lol it says "I am strangely physically attracted to this donkey" or something similar. Sit back, relax and let the hilarity ensue.
I do a variant on that. I say "Do you hear that?" And then while we're sitting there silently and she's straining to hear something I let one rip.
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