I brewed a Pilsner Urquel clone, assisted by my cousin Dan. I had Dan assist me because I was afraid that the bastards who vote on who wins the cup would stick it up my arse and declare me the winner. And I was right, that’s exactly what happened. And since Dan has a PhD and I only have a Masters, when I tried to insist that he, as co-brewer should accept the award, he wisely inquired as to the particulars. Unfortunately, when he learned that he would have the great honor of taking the Cup home he developed a sudden case of the Igottago’s.