MrNate
Well-Known Member
It seems like every party I've been to in the past couple of years has included the following exchange at least once, always by different people:
Someone: Tequila?
Someone else: No way, I had a bad experience when I was younger!
Everyone else around: Oh yeah, me too! Hahahaha!
I've been blacked out on tequila and mezcal more times than I can remember. How is it that all these people are having such horrible experiences that they can't even bear the thought of drinking it ever again? Did they hijack a bus full of nuns to drive through an orphanarium on their way to the pound to disembowel kittens? Were they drunk on tequila when they got married? I mean WTF makes being 'faced on cactus juice different from being 'faced on JD?
I don't remember hearing that other places I lived, not as a general rule anyway. Is that some sort of rite of passage for Jersey kids? Drink a bottle of tequila and then sleep with the ugly chick or something?
Someone: Tequila?
Someone else: No way, I had a bad experience when I was younger!
Everyone else around: Oh yeah, me too! Hahahaha!
I've been blacked out on tequila and mezcal more times than I can remember. How is it that all these people are having such horrible experiences that they can't even bear the thought of drinking it ever again? Did they hijack a bus full of nuns to drive through an orphanarium on their way to the pound to disembowel kittens? Were they drunk on tequila when they got married? I mean WTF makes being 'faced on cactus juice different from being 'faced on JD?
I don't remember hearing that other places I lived, not as a general rule anyway. Is that some sort of rite of passage for Jersey kids? Drink a bottle of tequila and then sleep with the ugly chick or something?