Intoxicated thoughts

[scarfaceshim]

Ready GO!

 

[Homercidal]

Wait. Couple more hours before work is over....

 

[CreamyGoodness]

None of the other reindeers let Rudolf join in the games. That means Donner and Dancer and all those other asshats were implicit in the bullying. They now have to stare at his manly glutes every year. Justice.

 

[Homercidal]

Rudolphs nose: Red

Santa's Pants: Red

Coincidence?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

This is one of those light bulb moments. Except, it's a CFL. Sure it'll come on instantly but it'll take a while to warm up and really shine.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Why wasn't Sam paranoid about everything human looking after he got toungued by the robot chick?

 

[scarfaceshim]

why?

 

[JJL]

I heard there's this car that runs on water man.

 

[JohnnyO]

ding! fries are done.

 

[jmendez29]

How do they make the Teflon stick to the pan?

 

[beninan]

If a bear $hits in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, does a tree fall?

 

[MSweat]

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.....unless you're on fire.

 

[Tex]

I don't care how cold it is, I'm going on an adventure

 

[scarfaceshim]

I believe it does make a tree fall but only if the bear is in the tree pooping out of it

 

[Atog]

wheres my pants

 

[stratslinger]

Why am I wearing Atog's pants?

 

[JonM]

Kirk Hammett is the most amaaaaaaaazi ... What?

 

[beninan]

If you are going to drink and drive, always stop drinking at 11:59 PM and then drive after 12:00 AM. That way, when a cop pulls you over and asks "Have you had anything to drink tonight?", you can honestly say, "Nope!"

 

[captianoats]

Who wants pizza?

 

[1GR8DA]

I should get a cop of cuffee

 

[grouperdude]

If the opposite of sweet is sour. Whats the opposite of salty?

 

[Dan]

Monkey eyes are bright at night

 

[beninan]

My pen is is long.

 

[JonM]

Burritos as big as your f***in head, man!!!

 

[hughes_brews]

If the opposite of sweet is sour. Whats the opposite of salty?

peppery?

 

[brumer0]

Um, this topic has totally de-railed.

j/k. Its right on topic. I just have nothing intelligent to say, to the non-intelligent comments. Not that I know what I am talking about....

 

[grouperdude]

peppery?

would that fall under spicy? after all pepper can make your mouth burn

 

[sacrifice]

Hmmm. Hot peppers and a burning hot mouth. Starting to think of certain oral negotiation activities and heat........

 

[PoBoy]

SSeeeeiinngg ddoouubbllee yyeett??

 

[slomo]

Mmmmm cheesy jalapeno bread.

 

[scarfaceshim]

This is what happens when you F*ck a stranger in the @ss Larry!

 

[beersteiner2345]

What if your life really is like "The Truman Show'?

 

[r2eng]

Caucusing: WTF? I prefer to vote.

Caucus... really?

PS. Thank you spell checker

 

[MSweat]

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.