You all need to be sent to the punitentiary!
LabRatBrewer said:another:
The king of a tribe on a remote desert island died, his only heir being a young boy. Tribal tradition dictated that the boy not ascend to the kingship for another ten years or so, and also that no one should sit on the throne until he came of age.
Since the throne wasn't going to be used for a while, it was tucked away in the loft of the young boy's grass hut. Unfortunately, it was too heavy, and fell, killing the king-to-be.
Moral: People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Any fan of puns should read Spider Robinson's Callahan books.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callahan%27s_Crosstime_Saloon
I was going to mention them myself if this thread were to die down again...it only stands to reason.
If you don't get that reference, you need to google 'Spider Robinson it only stands to reason'. Don't wait, do it right now.
Horticulture in an Iris bar?
Thank you! not just for the puns... a new to me author.
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