CreamyGoodness
Well-Known Member
Today, unsurprisingly, I have been struck by a number of things I simply don't approve of. I have no plans or intentions to put a stop to any of the below, but I will voice my displeasure. Note that in reading the below, you agree to not say "first world problems!" or you are subject to being kidnapped and pelted with raisins and cocktail peanuts non-stop for 3 days and nights.
* People saying "First World Problems!" whenever one complains about anything. Seriously, cut it the hell out.
* This yutz across from me yelling at his direct. I dont know what project you are working on, and thus I dont care. Quiet down, Mr. Important.
* The term "directs" as in "invite my directs to the meeting." I dont know what a better thing to say would be, but I still disapprove.
* Wearing a baseball cap and not bending the brim. This style should have died a long time ago. Now that 30-somethings are doing it, its not only ridiculous but embarrassing. Cut it out.
* Cocaine. Nuff said.
* Comments section on news stories. If I am going to read someone's opinion on whether or not you should use WD-40 to squirrel-proof your birdfeeder, I demand they be 1) literate and 2) not a ******. Most of the time neither of these simple criteria are met. I disapprove.
* Most of the scheduled programming on Bravo. Actually thats not true. I like to watch Bridezillas and berate the groom for being a *******.
* Adults wearing a helmet riding a skateboard into the office. A skateboard is for having fun on, not a form of transportation. And take off the helmet... you're SUPPOSED to get hurt.
* Minimum limits for debit cards. Yeah yeah I know, the vendor loses money, I know I know. Its inconvenient. I disapprove.
* Fat-free half and half. This reeks of black magic to me.
* The sudden rash of NYPD recruiting posters. Its one thing if these were up all the time or even seasonal, but the fact that they only seem to go up every so often leads me to deduce that there is currently a shortage of police officers. You know who most likely also figured that one out? The criminals.
* Raw onions on sandwiches. I'm personally not a fan. If I said "with everything" or "the works" then I dont have a leg to stand on, but I think you should ask if I want onions before you put em on. Its not like tomato that I can just off without rooting around in my sandwich for 15 minutes. You know who seems to dislike raw onions as well? Just about everyone I talk to. I can only imagine there is a pro-raw-onion conspiracy coming out of the town of Florida New York to standardize raw onions on sandwiches. I disapprove.
* People saying "First World Problems!" whenever one complains about anything. Seriously, cut it the hell out.
* This yutz across from me yelling at his direct. I dont know what project you are working on, and thus I dont care. Quiet down, Mr. Important.
* The term "directs" as in "invite my directs to the meeting." I dont know what a better thing to say would be, but I still disapprove.
* Wearing a baseball cap and not bending the brim. This style should have died a long time ago. Now that 30-somethings are doing it, its not only ridiculous but embarrassing. Cut it out.
* Cocaine. Nuff said.
* Comments section on news stories. If I am going to read someone's opinion on whether or not you should use WD-40 to squirrel-proof your birdfeeder, I demand they be 1) literate and 2) not a ******. Most of the time neither of these simple criteria are met. I disapprove.
* Most of the scheduled programming on Bravo. Actually thats not true. I like to watch Bridezillas and berate the groom for being a *******.
* Adults wearing a helmet riding a skateboard into the office. A skateboard is for having fun on, not a form of transportation. And take off the helmet... you're SUPPOSED to get hurt.
* Minimum limits for debit cards. Yeah yeah I know, the vendor loses money, I know I know. Its inconvenient. I disapprove.
* Fat-free half and half. This reeks of black magic to me.
* The sudden rash of NYPD recruiting posters. Its one thing if these were up all the time or even seasonal, but the fact that they only seem to go up every so often leads me to deduce that there is currently a shortage of police officers. You know who most likely also figured that one out? The criminals.
* Raw onions on sandwiches. I'm personally not a fan. If I said "with everything" or "the works" then I dont have a leg to stand on, but I think you should ask if I want onions before you put em on. Its not like tomato that I can just off without rooting around in my sandwich for 15 minutes. You know who seems to dislike raw onions as well? Just about everyone I talk to. I can only imagine there is a pro-raw-onion conspiracy coming out of the town of Florida New York to standardize raw onions on sandwiches. I disapprove.