rlmiller10
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Also it tastes like ass.
you need to lick a little farther to the front if you know what ass taste like.
Also it tastes like ass.
I had never seen or tried shock top until the other day (2 weeks)and must say not a good beer in fact it is still sitting in the fridge. I had the honey something and it tasted like the added the bees wax to the brew.
Also it tastes like ass.
Haha my thoughts EXACTLY. That's the biggest clue it is Coors. I love how the whole ad can.paign for it is to add an orange slice. Its a f**cling witbier. It should have orange peel and citrus yeast flavors in it if you knew what a witbier is, Coors. I have a homebrew menu I hand out to people. In my description for my current wit, I beg people to not try adding an orange slice.
Blue moon IMO is the single greatest offender in pretend craft beer. Sam Adams is 2nd. They do have a special line of 22ozers actual craft beer. And you notice that it looks entirely visually different from its regular line. No colonial do of us with a mug
Nothing wrong with liking Blue Moon or Shock Top... UNLESS YOU ****ING CALL YOURSELF A BEER CONNOISSEUR AND CLAIM THEY'RE YOUR FAVORITE BEERS.
Just sayin', y'know? If your favorite beer is Corona, you better not claim to be a beer connoisseur. There are a ton of people out there, though, who think that Blue Moon is a craft beer company. And I'd imagine some people think that Shock Top is too.
I think a lot of fans of those beers would be surprised to learn that they're basically Budweiser (AB) and Coors (CM) responses to craft beer. I don't think either brand has Anheuser-Busch or Coors Miller written on the labels.
Bud is the king of beers, see it says right there king of beers. He actually held the can to my face and pointed.
You just need to make labels for your own beer and rub it in his face.
What's higher than king: Supreme Overlord? Grand Poobah? Super Extreme Omnipotent Dictator?
I know, they drink something and like it for the taste, without ever realizing that it's made by a company that also makes other beers that they probably like, too. (end sarcasm)
Why would it matter who makes it? If someone likes it, they might like it because of the taste, rather than the fact that it's "craft beer." Who cares who makes it? It only matters if you're drinking it for some kind of street cred.
And let's face it, there are a LOT of craft beers that are not great, and some that are just plain bad. Seriously. So how is drinking that crap better than drinking a beer that tastes better (it's an opinion)?
So the funniest things I hear about beer are usually on this forum, and they usually involve telling someone else why their taste is bad.
"I have a love affair with brewing. But no one believes me until they catch me with my d!ck in the mash."
"I have a love affair with brewing. But no one believes me until they catch me with my d!ck in the mash."
talk about off flavors
no one complained about my Scrote-ish Ale. no one else tried it, but that's not the point. bwahahahaha!!
"I have a love affair with brewing. But no one believes me until they catch me with my d!ck in the mash."
"I have a love affair with brewing. But no one believes me until they catch me with my d!ck in the mash."
"I have a love affair with brewing. But no one believes me until they catch me with my d!ck in the mash."
"I have a love affair with brewing. But no one believes me until they catch me with my d!ck in the mash."
if you offer me one of your beers, I don't care if you're a 10-time Ninkasi winner, think I'll pass
http://allaboutbeer.com/review/fenrir-tadreyktur-ipa-nr-26/ not planning on trying this anytime soon!
There are two kinds of people in this world
1) People who have always wanted to try sheep dung smoked malt
2) Liars.
Gotta try anything at least once. You never know what you might like.
It's funny because that was how I caught on to Shock Top too. I was at a friends summer party, grabbed the 'craftiest' looking beer in his cooler and started reading....Big clue Blue Moon is Coors is it's brewed in Golden, CO
No, there are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.
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"I have a love affair with brewing. But no one believes me until they catch me with my d!ck in the mash."
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy emeffer
...i'll assume mass homebrew consumption was involved in this post...
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