Funny things you've overheard about beer

[1fast636]

Sbj from duclaw isn't to hate full I can only do one for desert way sweet but like I said desert beer and one and its good

 

[kombat]

Sbj from duclaw isn't to hate full I can only do one for desert way sweet but like I said desert beer and one and its good

Wow.

OK, I'll take a crack at this.

"Sweet Baby Jesus from DuClaw isn't too hateful, I can only do one for dessert. Way sweet, but like I said, dessert beer, and one and it's good.

Find every English teacher you ever had and demand a refund.

 

[DrunkleJon]

But his name is fast. You cant be fast and easily comprehensible at the same time

 

[JonM]

wow.



Ok, i'll take a crack at this.



"sweet baby jesus from duclaw isn't too hateful, i can only do one for dessert. way sweet, but like i said, dessert beer, and one and it's good.



find every english teacher you ever had and demand a refund.

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[TX_Brewing]

Got home from work, cooked dinner. Sat down to eat with a nice cold, crisp home brewed IPA and my wife starts laughing while reading her kindle.
She declares "that explains it" and presents me with the following article:

https://munchies.vice.com/articles/ipas-are-giving-you-man-boobs

I find the term man boobs offensive. I prefer the term chesticles.

 

[GuldTuborg]

Wow.

OK, I'll take a crack at this.

"Sweet Baby Jesus from DuClaw isn't too hateful, I can only do one for dessert. Way sweet, but like I said, dessert beer, and one and it's good.

Find every English teacher you ever had and demand a refund.

If you're going to fix someone's writing, you really ought to do it correctly. Yes, the original was painful to read, but yours isn't free from errors either.

 

[kombat]

If you're going to fix someone's writing, you really ought to do it correctly. Yes, the original was painful to read, but yours isn't free from errors either.

I know, but it was the best I could do without completely changing the sentence structure.

 

[GuldTuborg]

I know, but it was the best I could do without completely changing the sentence structure.

Leaving two run on sentences as is? Hmmm.

 

[Vamptrump]

More beer, love, and love of beer. Less hating over spelling and grammar issues.

 

[Psylocide]

More beer and love. Less hating over spelling and grammar issues.

Two incomplete sentences? Come on.

 

[GuldTuborg]

OK. My mother insists she doesn't care for ales, as she just likes dark beers. I heard that 3 years ago. We still haven't had a full breakthrough to understanding what an ale really is. This is my greatest failure in life.

 

[Vamptrump]

Two incomplete sentences? Come on.

I wish an infection upon your next brew.

 

[Kee]

More beer, love, and love of beer. Less hating over spelling and grammar issues.

I second that. I ain't getting no younger.

 

[unionrdr]

Aw, c'mon, you kin do gooder than that?!

 

[Vamptrump]

OK. My mother insists she doesn't care for ales, as she just likes dark beers. I heard that 3 years ago. We still haven't had a full breakthrough to understanding what an ale really is. This is my greatest failure in life.

Home Brewing Without Failure has separate definitions for Ale and Stout. When I get home, I can post them. You know, to provide clarification.

 

[Psylocide]

I wish an infection upon your next brew.

Meh... I'll just call it a sour.

I'll be all, "Hey everyone, I love gross beer! Yeah... totally meant to do this."

 

[wobrien]

Meh... I'll just call it a sour.

I'll be all, "Hey everyone, I love gross beer! Yeah... totally meant to do this."

I'm convinced that sour beers started as an accidental infection by a brewer with a marketing degree who decided to exploit hipsters.

And yes, I love sour beer. :beard:

 

[Vamptrump]

Clearly sours were the original beer. Every time I drink a sour (and that's often), I just tell myself that I'm going back to the roots of brewing.

 

[Psylocide]

I'm convinced that sour beers started as an accidental infection by a brewer with a marketing degree who decided to exploit hipsters.

And yes, I love sour beer. :beard:

I don't think I would hate on them so much if I ever have one that doesn't taste/smell like straight Worcestershire sauce and moldy ketchup farts.

 

[Vamptrump]

I don't think I would hate on them so much if I ever have one that doesn't taste/smell like straight Worcestershire sauce and moldy ketchup farts.

Interesting. I've yet to have a sour taste like that. Traditionally it's vinegar for me, where the worst taste like I'm drinking straight balsamic.

 

[wobrien]

I don't think I would hate on them so much if I ever have one that doesn't taste/smell like straight Worcestershire sauce and moldy ketchup farts.

Good luck finding one, that is the description in the BJCP guidelines, verbatim.

 

[Pyg]

I don't think I would hate on them so much if I ever have one that doesn't taste/smell like straight Worcestershire sauce and moldy ketchup farts.

Is it wrong that I started salivating and drooling on my keyboard after reading that??

 

[GuldTuborg]

Home Brewing Without Failure has separate definitions for Ale and Stout. When I get home, I can post them. You know, to provide clarification.

Well, if a work of that magnitude, authority, and informational accuracy states otherwise, I'll of course change my tune! :fro:

 

[day_trippr]

What this thread needs is a signed DNR form and a yank on the plug...

Cheers

 

[Vamptrump]

What this thread needs is a signed DNR form and a yank on the plug...

Cheers

HA, that joke never gets old!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I grabbed my English teacher by the throat spit on her face and said, "Don't you never tell mewhat to evar!" and that's how Igot kicked out of the 3rd grade.

 

[GuldTuborg]

I grabbed my English teacher by the throat spit on her face and said, "Don't you never tell mewhat to evar!" and that's how Igot kicked out of the 3rd grade.

No berry punch?

 

[Kee]

I grabbed my English teacher by the throat spit on her face and said, "Don't you never tell mewhat to evar!" and that's how Igot kicked out of the 3rd grade.

I got kicked out of senior English only to find out that I didn't need that course to graduate and that I would be assigned a second study hall. I wish that I were always that lucky!

 

[biochemedic]

I find the term man boobs offensive. I prefer the term chesticles.

What about just calling them 'moobs'?

 

[dkwolf]

Is it wrong that I started salivating and drooling on my keyboard after reading that??

Yes.

On every possible level.

 

[JonM]

There is hope.
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[WilliamSlayer]

There is hope.
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Ummm... does it come in camo colored?

 

[flars]

Waiting for something funny about beer.

 

[mcspanner]

Waiting for something funny about beer.

You'll wait a long time my friend.

 

[flars]

You'll wait a long time my friend.

Darn.

 

[flars]

Might as well post something funny about beer.

I don't secondary my beers. I don't cold crash my beers. I don't add finings or moss or gelatin to my beers. The beer I pour into the glass is crystal clear.

Ain't that a hoot.

 

[GuldTuborg]

Might as well post something funny about beer.

I don't secondary my beers. I don't cold crash my beers. I don't add finings or moss or gelatin to my beers. The beer I pour into the glass is crystal clear.

Ain't that a hoot.

 

[Genghis]

No berry punch?

He got kicked out before they covered anatomy.

 

[GilSwillBasementBrews]

No berry punch?

I grabbed my English teacher by the throat spit on her face and said, "Don't you never tell mewhat to evar!" and that's how Igot kicked out of the 3rd grade.

I'd hate to see "her" berries punched or otherwise!!

 

[drainbamage]

Waiting for something funny about beer.

Wrong thread. Move along.