Funny things you've overheard about beer

[SnakeRidge]

Nothing says sexy like a dude singing like a girl.

That chick is a good dancer tho.

 

[WesleyS]

Beer

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

We've hit a new low

You say new low, others might say "FINALLY!"

 

[Vamptrump]

Beer

I don't get it. Beer is not funny...it's super serious business.

 

[Psylocide]

 

[finsfan]

Live, dammit!

 

[finsfan]

@psylocide

 

[Vamptrump]

I'm calling it...

06/11/2015 @ 2:54 PM EST

 

[Vamptrump]

Random "Expert" at the bar: Darker beers have more alcohol. That's why I only drink lighter color beers. So I can drink more without getting drunk.

This all went down while he is chugging 12% DIPAs. Needless to say he was drunk, so I don't think his system worked.

 

[Psylocide]

@psylocide

Well, now that's a lie.

Life is the fvcking longest thing I've ever done.

So boring.

 

[Pyg]

You say new low, others might say "FINALLY!"

One person's low is another's high water mark!
Or so those snooty, refined people keep telling me!

 

[catdaddy66]

Well, now that's a lie.



Life is the fvcking longest thing I've ever done.



So boring.

Some guy- "How's life?"

Me- "Takin' forever..."

 

[watermelon83]

On a recent episode of NCIS, the New Orleans version. The agents are at a suspected murder location and one of them smells "hooch" on the suspect. The agent proceeds to open a box pulling out a flip-top bottle. Says something to the effect of looks like hooch. The owner states it's an IPA, agent goes on to tell him about all the federal prison time he'll get for it.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

On a recent episode of NCIS, the New Orleans version. The agents are at a suspected murder location and one of them smells "hooch" on the suspect. The agent proceeds to open a box pulling out a flip-top bottle. Says something to the effect of looks like hooch. The owner states it's an IPA, agent goes on to tell him about all the federal prison time he'll get for it.

I wonder if In Bev paid for those lines.

 

[masonsjax]

Cue the BMC apologist posse.

 

[mark7347]

This thread has really gone to hell.

 

[afro_lou]

Cue the BMC apologist posse.

Well actually, a beer as consistent as BMC is REALLY hard to make...







...excuse me while I retch in the corner. That was painful to type.

 

[slym2none]

Canada is filled with nothing but moose & yeti. Everyone knows that.

*EDIT* Sorry 'bout that... I'm a little behind sometimes. Carry on, don't mind me.

*whistles innocently*

 

[thatjonguy]

Canada is filled with nothing but moose & yeti. Everyone knows that.

Also french fries and gravy.

 

[GuldTuborg]

This thread has really gone to hell.

Are you really suggesting it started anywhere else?

 

[slym2none]

Are you really suggesting it started anywhere else?

Oh, come now... you know the saying, "The road to hell is paved with good intentions..."

:fro:

 

[kombat]

Also french fries and gravy.

Don't forget the cheese curds. It's not poutine without cheese curds.

 

[Kirkwooder]

MmmmmMmmmm.............. French fries with gravy.........

 

[Venari]

Speaking of "canadian" fries....what the hell do you americans use vinegar for if you don't put it on your fries???

 

[thatjonguy]

Speaking of "canadian" fries....what the hell do you americans use vinegar for if you don't put it on your fries???

Wait...you mean I'm not supposed to do that?

 

[thatjonguy]

Don't forget the cheese curds. It's not poutine without cheese curds.

Of course.


Also Ketchup and All Dressed chips, those are pretty Canadian as well.

 

[wailingguitar]

Speaking of "canadian" fries....what the hell do you americans use vinegar for if you don't put it on your fries???

Fried fish and BBQ!

 

[unionrdr]

Pit bbq'd fish!

 

[Vamptrump]

Pit bbq'd fish!

No, just no. Let's keep our bbq to animals that walk on land.

 

[unionrdr]

You've obviously never had pit bbq'd fresh coho or chinook before?! Me & my brother, family & friends used to do these bbq's where everything you brought had to be home made/grown, shot or caught. great times.

 

[Vamptrump]

I can't say I've had bbq fish. The furthest I go with fish is on a plank on the grill. Otherwise, poaching, broiled, baked, fried, and steamed is where I like to keep it.

 

[unionrdr]

Usually, yeah. But now & then I like to pit that sucker in a aluminum foil tray, or a piece of extruded steel. A little wood on the coals &...

 

[wobrien]

Guys. Guys. Please try to stay on topic.
Thanks.

 

[drainbamage]

We mesquite smoke salmon filets a few times a year. They're delicious.

 

[GuldTuborg]

Guys. Guys. Please try to stay on topic.
Thanks.

 

[drainbamage]

It's not like there was anything interesting and beer-related going on...

 

[andrewmaixner]

I pulled out a bi-fold quick-reference guide (Copyrighted 2002) for mixing drinks last night, and a subsection on 'beer' caught my eye with the line "Ale is generally higher alcohol than beer". I'm going to get a picture of the thing and post it, it was amusingly bad.

 

[unionrdr]

It was sorta funny when I was on the phone with the people that handle microsoft's on-line repairs. Darn Indians are hard to understand at times. Woman didn't know what to do for a tick when I explained I didn't want my Beersmith & open office files wiped just to fix the problem. I told her I was a home brewer & wrote books about home brewing as well. Then I got the, "oh, ok, well..." bit. I think she lost her program for a tick or two there?...

 

[Psylocide]

It was sorta funny when I was on the phone with the people that handle microsoft's on-line repairs. Darn Indians are hard to understand at times. Woman didn't know what to do for a tick when I explained I didn't want my Beersmith & open office files wiped just to fix the problem. I told her I was a home brewer & wrote books about home brewing as well. Then I got the, "oh, ok, well..." bit. I think she lost her program for a tick or two there?...

Whut?

 

[unionrdr]

I guess it was one of those times you had to be there? Once she got it from me that she wasn't going to get to do it the easy way, then was told I'm a home brewer & author, she stumbled for a bit. I wish microsoft would use people in America, rather than?...