Caption this Picture! (Contest?)

[curlyfat]

Below is a picture of me that was taken during my brewstand build. It made me and my friend laugh heartily, and solicited some funny responses in the build thread.

Sooo.....With my thick skin on, please post any funny captions/comments/hurtful insults/etc.

The best one will win....the satisfaction of having the best one.


Enjoy...

 

[SwampassJ]

"I have a turtle head pokin out)

 

[Morbo]

"Stupid Chinese ruler... It doesn't event convert fractions to decimals "

 

[509inc]

Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!
-Sloth

 

[Brewdouche-RuBrew]

Boy thats gonna hurt. I better round off the sharp parts first.

 

[Revvy]

An now we will see what happens when I spit on this bar of magnesium.

 

[Haputanlas]

Damn, I thought it was a chocolate fruit rollup

 

[Haputanlas]

Maybe if I stare at this thing a while longer it will weld itself to the damn apparatus.

 

[Jim Karr]

Now was I reading the metric scale, or the real scale?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Bend....Bend....Bend....Bend....Bend....Screw it.....Turn to gold.....Turn to gold.....Turn to gold.....Turn to gold.....

 

[PVH]

Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

 

[maxamuus]

I know "it" is on the small side but this cant be right.

 

[Haputanlas]

There's NO WAY you are going to beat me at this staring contest little man.

 

[Brewdouche-RuBrew]

Ok I got your fingerprint right... here. So dont strugle while I kill you with the stirring spoon in my pocket.

.

 

[skeeordye11]

I thought size didn't matter?

 

[nostalgia]

"I probably shouldn't have eaten the rest of that."

-Joe

 

[EoinMag]

Damn, she was right, my double chin is getting bigger.

 

[shamrockdoc]

And so the journey begins little one

 

[WortMonger]

This does not taste like beef jerky!

 

[AnonyBrew]

It sure is cold in here! So this is what they mean by "shrinkage".

 

[AnonyBrew]

This is a great idea for a thread btw. There should be a master thread for this topic. I could add a good one.

 

[Flomaster]

*warning may not be work safe*
if this is inappropriate please remove or turn into a link

-=jason=-

 

[AnonyBrew]

lol. I didn't know we could photoshop it.

 

[Flomaster]

lol. I didn't know we could photoshop it.

well since he was putting him self in the hot seat I saw the image and though it was perfect for a photochop. On one of the other forums I belong to we have a thread called "photochop this" and some one posts a photo and every one goes to town on it.


-=jason=-

 

[Haputanlas]

This is a great idea for a thread btw. There should be a master thread for this topic. I could add a good one.

I agree. We should have these more often.

 

[curlyfat]

Lol! I am thoroughly enjoying this. Feel free to photocop, comment, whatever's funny!

 

[Haputanlas]

STOP MOCKING ME!!!!!!!!!

 

[Haputanlas]

Terrible Photshop job, I know. Just too lazy and was laughing too hard (Causing more of a headache from this damn hangover)

 

[nostalgia]

So much win in this thread

-Joe

 

[shamrockdoc]

Terrible Photshop job, I know. Just too lazy and was laughing too hard (Causing more of a headache from this damn hangover)

Holy **** that is funny! curlyfat is the new hero of HBT!

Porkins standing by Red Leader!

 

[curlyfat]

Terrible Photshop job, I know. Just too lazy and was laughing too hard (Causing more of a headache from this damn hangover)

Hmmmm...perhaps I have a new avatar. Even my wife couldn't stop laughing at that one.

 

[Haputanlas]

It was too perfect to pass. However, maybe I could clean it up a bit for you when I don't have such a bad headache.

 

[HItransplant]

"Now, what the f__k am I supposed to do with this?"

 

[curlyfat]

I thought of one myself:

"The guys on the interwebs said this would help me make beer. I don't get it."

 

[jaythebassist]

"Mmmmmm... juicyfruit"

btw, I think the winner might could win your welding services for a, uhhh, brewstand.. (I'm ready to build one, for example...)

 

[schweaty]

"Here it is! *sniff sniff sniff* It's no big deal."

Caddyshack pool scene

 

[curlyfat]

btw, I think the winner might could win your welding services for a, uhhh, brewstand.. (I'm ready to build one, for example...)

I feel I must offer full disclosure. This was the second time in my life wielding a welder. With my friend's MIG welder, it's crazy easy. You just have to be willing to accept that it'll look like crap for the first several attempts, but the welds will hold whatever you need them to (or at least what I need them to).

 

[Hawgbranch]

"This Sith grinding technique is harder than I thought"

 

[boo boo]

Damn, she IS pregnant.

 

[jaythebassist]

I feel I must offer full disclosure. This was the second time in my life wielding a welder. With my friend's MIG welder, it's crazy easy. You just have to be willing to accept that it'll look like crap for the first several attempts, but the welds will hold whatever you need them to (or at least what I need them to).

I'm more than happy to throw on a hood and give it a go.. I just don't have a welder! The stand looks great, though. Good job brother!