Ask me anything!

[Brettomomyces]

Did anyone ever find Amelia Earhart's boat??

 

[BierGut]

Did someone say my name?

 

[krackin]

Did someone say my name?

Maybe. Is it Amelia?

 

[BierGut]

Maybe. Is it Amelia?

you sonofabitch?

 

[Brew_Dude41]

Here is the answer to all of your questions:

Tom Berenger

What would Jobu do?


Better yet, what would Jobu brew?

 

[Rev2010]

I have a question for the OP...

Why did this happen???? WHO let this happen???????

Rev.

 

[Brew_Dude41]

I have a question for the OP...

Why did this happen???? WHO let this happen???????

Rev.

How did I miss that one?

 

[BierGut]

What's the IMDb rating on that masterpiece?

 

[ubnserved]

And if you have small children or are in a committed relationship, it's around 0.001%.

If you have older children that are able to come and go as they please your chances are .00000000001%. Really sucks when things are just getting started and one shows up unexpectedly. Turns the grilled cheese into a pair of blue ones. Happened twice this week.

 

[krackin]

I'm wondering if my water is ironic. How do I test for this?

 

[phattony]

This should be a sticky.

 

[botigol]

why not?

Why ask why?

 

[BierGut]

I'm wondering if my water is ironic. How do I test for this?

Does this water look ironic to you?

 

[ubnserved]

This should be a sticky.

May already be sticky..... sounds like some are getting grilled cheese around here.

 

[Rev2010]

What's the IMDb rating on that masterpiece?

A strong reputable 2.3 out of 10.


Rev.

 

[hunter_le five]

I have a question for the OP...

Why did this happen???? WHO let this happen???????

That's one of the most '90s things I've ever seen. Painfully '90s.

 

[Brettomomyces]

Does this water look ironic to you?

 

[BeerGrylls]

Sorry, did someone ask for ironic water?

 

[Psylocide]

If I take one shot... how many kills should I get?

 

[BierGut]

What happened here?

 

[Flboy]

Hey jhubbard9, don't worry. There is life after a post roast like this!
I know, I did the zinc kills post. Was so upset I almost quit.- but would have wasted my membership fee. Upset wrong word, embarrassed!

Oh wow, I was thinking about this, and almost destroyed a carboy of beer! Was checking it and grabbed what I thougt was my spray bottle of Starsan- nope, it was a bottle of Lime away!! Sprayed down the airlock and was about to put it back on and the smell hit me!

 

[Brettomomyces]

I heard there was a report of zinc in this thread

 

[BierGut]

Awww, this guy again?

 

[Psylocide]

Oh... I've got a serious one. I want to make a quick turnaround English mild... what yeast should I use? I have experience with SA04 being awesomely fast... but was thinking about Nottingham on this one. Should I go with what I know or venture out?

Also, why am I craving saltines with butter and Kraft cheese slices like my grandpa used to make?

 

[GHBWNY]

Also, why am I craving saltines with butter and Kraft cheese slices like my grandpa used to make?

Dang! That sounds good!

 

[MaxStout]

Where do babies come from?

 

[Psylocide]

Dang! That sounds good!

He grew up in a tar paper shack in Arkansas in the late twenties/early thirties. He would talk about those cracker things like they were steaks. Great guy.

 

[ubnserved]

Hey jhubbard9, don't worry. There is life after a post roast like this!
I know, I did the zinc kills post. Was so upset I almost quit.- but would have wasted my membership fee. Upset wrong word, embarrassed!

Oh wow, I was thinking about this, and almost destroyed a carboy of beer! Was checking it and grabbed what I thougt was my spray bottle of Starsan- nope, it was a bottle of Lime away!! Sprayed down the airlock and was about to put it back on and the smell hit me!

Mmmmm.... more reading material?

 

[ubnserved]

What is a babby?

 

[Rev2010]

what yeast should I use? I have experience with SA04 being awesomely fast... but was thinking about Nottingham on this one. Should I go with what I know or venture out?

I'm not the OP, but somehow I think it will be a long time before he gets to answering your question, but I've had very fast ferments with fresh Notty packs. So, as long as the pack expiration date is 2016 it should ferment quite fast.


Rev.

 

[soccerdad]

Babbys are those who babble. Kind of apropos here, yeah?

 

[Psylocide]

I'm not the OP, but somehow I think it will be a long time before he gets to answering your question, but I've had very fast ferments with fresh Notty packs. So, as long as the pack expiration date is 2016 it should ferment quite fast.


Rev.

Thanks for the tip. I was pretty set on going with it... just wanted to ask a legit question.

Even though it's more of a personal experience type thing.

 

[Flboy]

Mmmmm.... more reading material?

Na, just have to wait until after 11 AM to have first adult drink

 

[lhommedieu]

Dare I eat a peach?

 

[Wrangled13]

I'll throw my question in...

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were there going to St. Ives?

 

[hunter_le five]

Man it's like a season of "Lost" up in hurr. The questions just keep piling up, and no answers are forthcoming.

Better get crackin', OP. The longer you wait, the worse it'll be. Rip off that bandaid.

At this point you're pretty much guaranteed carpal tunnel, at a minimum?

 

[Rev2010]

Better get crackin', OP. The longer you wait, the worse it'll be. Rip off that bandaid.

His last post was in this thread three days back. I think he threw in the towel and pulled a:

Rev.

 

[Rev2010]

Oops, double post.

 

[kh54s10]

If a bear ****s in the woods and a tree falls does the price of tea fall or rise?

 

[Rev2010]

If a bear ****s in the woods and a tree falls does the price of tea fall or rise?

Neither. A few Chinese tea drinkers get together, sit down and have tea and say, "Well that was uneventful".


Rev.