Ask me anything!

[beergolf]

Does your mom know how to spell "condom".?

Conundrum...

 

[Yooper]

What are the chances I'll be having a grilled cheese sandwich tonight? Seriously, be honest. And I dont mean from you, just in general.

Are you married? If so, the chance is 0%.

If you're not married, but sort of with someone, it's 75%.

If you're not married and totally single, and you know a great place with drunk people, it's 50/50.

 

[sompls]

Why not? Wait, what was the question?

Huh? Did I ask a question? If I did ask a question I'm not sure that I did, do you know the answer?


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew

 

[Fedora]

I liked your post Yooper, but it hurt me to do so because I am married, and sadly, your assessment was accurate. Damn.

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Are you married? If so, the chance is 0%.

If you're not married, but sort of with someone, it's 75%.

If you're not married and totally single, and you know a great place with drunk people, it's 50/50.

And if you have small children or are in a committed relationship, it's around 0.001%.

 

[wardens355]

Does the pope $%#@ in the woods?

 

[jbb3]

What are the chances I'll be having a grilled cheese sandwich tonight? Seriously, be honest. And I dont mean from you, just in general.

Man I'm hungry... And I haven't even smoked any of that weed stuff...

Can you make a really good grilled cheese sandwich??

 

[Fedora]

Does the pope $%#@ in the woods?

Only on Friday. Oh wait, you were asking the OP. Where's he at anyway? Lots of questions here...

 

[jbb3]

Does the pope $%#@ in the woods?

No he doesn't. Enough said.

 

[Yooper]

I liked your post Yooper, but it hurt me to do so because I am married, and sadly, your assessment was accurate. Damn.

Someday, when we sit and you buy me a beer, I'll tell you my very favorite (true) story about a bride on her wedding day, and grilled cheese.

I'll be in Arkansas on January 17th, but I bet you're busy..........................

 

[Fedora]

Man I'm hungry... And I haven't even smoked any of that weed stuff...

Can you make a really good grilled cheese sandwich??

F**k no. And me liking your post was an accident.

Hey OP, Can you get the management to move the quote button further away from the like button?

 

[Fedora]

Someday, when we sit and you buy me a beer, I'll tell you my very favorite (true) story about a bride on her wedding day, and grilled cheese.

I'll be in Arkansas on January 17th, but I bet you're busy..........................

I'll make time and hold you to that. Bet you and my wife would hit it off, too. She'd love to hear that story.

 

[Yooper]

I'll make time and hold you to that. Bet you and my wife would hit it off, too. She'd love to hear that story.

See, I was able to hit "like" and "reply" with no issues at all.

 

[jbb3]

F**k no. And me liking your post was an accident.

Hey OP, Can you get the management to move the quote button further away from the like button?

You just need to quit hitting buttons and ask questions like a good poster...

 

[drainbamage]

F**k no. And me liking your post was an accident.

Hey OP, Can you get the management to move the quote button further away from the like button?

You just need to quit hitting buttons and ask questions like a good poster...

Wasn't that a question?

 

[cjgenever]

OP, how long will this thread go on before admin locks it or moves it to the drunken mindless ramblings closet?

I now need to go give an answer for unified theory... it's a great way to learn about physics. F$&@ktard logic, haha lol. Great bored entertainment though!

 

[Brew_Dude41]

Will anyone take the anchor (Jay Cutler) away from neck of my drowning Bears? Seriously, Buffalo, don't you need a QB?

 

[brew_ny]

why is the grass green and the sky blue ?

 

[jbb3]

Wasn't that a question?

Oh yeah. It was a question...

I'm sorry Fedora!!!

 

[Brettomomyces]

If not the weed, then what??

Obviously all the fluoride in the air

 

[Brettomomyces]

why is the grass green and the sky blue ?

Chlorophyll and reflections

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Will anyone take the anchor (Jay Cutler) away from neck of my drowning Bears? Seriously, Buffalo, don't you need a QB?

We'll trade for Orton and Manuel.

Why is Buffalo cursed at sports?

 

[liquiditynerd]

If you're really serious why don't you read through the first posts of threads that already exist and see how your answers compare to those given. I highly doubt many folks will want to pose their question just to you when they could throw it out to hundreds of brewers by posting their own thread. That's kind of the whole point of the forum.

otherwise - what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

 

[liquiditynerd]

We'll trade for Orton and Manuel.

Why is Buffalo cursed at sports?

I'll have to admit i've been asking that question for 30 years. There was a joke that every car should have a bumber sticker that Blo's favourite three words were "maybe next year", and they couldn't keep them on the shelves. I dunno, still love the Sabes but damn, really, again? Another year?

OMG I hope Seattle gets a franchise! I've even named them the Seattle Eclipse, Playing in the Dark from November to May, est 2016 (maybe?).

Oh, my bad, right, question, Why doesn't Seattle have an NHL team?

 

[chickypad]

African or European?

wha..? I don't know THAT...aaahhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[brew_ny]

Chlorophyll and reflections

why is the grass green and the sky blue ?

so you know where to stop mowing

 

[motobrewer]

I didnt go to school in Florida...the couple minutes included interruptions from kids and sips of beer.

Still a waste of time....

it was just a joke. sorry.

 

[jbb3]

Chlorophyll and reflections

You are not supposed to be answering questions. You're supposed to be asking them!

 

[JINKS]

Are we overweight, or is the hole in the ozone letting in to much gravity

 

[Psylocide]

Chlorophyll and reflections

Chlorophyll?

More like Bore-ophyll.

 

[Trox]

Are you married? If so, the chance is 0%.

If you're not married, but sort of with someone, it's 75%.

If you're not married and totally single, and you know a great place with drunk people, it's 50/50.

Wait I'm married and with a 3 year old, and we have grilled cheese sandwiches for dinner about 1 month sometimes twice. Something to be said about a nice quick dinner of grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup.


Back on topic:

Do you realize how bad the thread is when even Yooper piles on?

Where are our answers?

 

[drainbamage]

Wait, what's tomato soup? Is that like lasagna?

 

[JimRausch]

Wow. Is this the fastest that any thread on HBT has gotten to over 100posts?

 

[hunter_le five]

I'm still waiting for some damn answers from the OP. WE WANT THE TRUTH!

 

[drainbamage]

I'm still waiting for some damn answers from the OP. WE WANT THE TRUTH!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Oops, sorry:

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH?

 

[brew_ny]

OP has failed us

still without answers ?

 

[Brettomomyces]

Wait, what's tomato soup? Is that like lasagna?

Yeah, but you have to strain it first, duh

 

[Brettomomyces]

Can you make lasagna out of fried chicken tenders like they do at KFC instead of noodles?

 

[plankbr]

Here is the answer to all of your questions:

Tom Berenger

 

[Mike_kever_kombi]

I feel as if the OP doesn't start answering some of these questions, that this thread could potentially spiral out of control, and no one will take it seriously. I do hope the OP returns to answer some questions before that happens. Don't let us down @jhubbard9