Ask me anything!

[Jhubbard9]

I am trying to gain knowledge on all things beer. I find one way to learn is to answer questions that others have. That's what this thread is for! Ask any questions you want answered and I'll do my best to provide concise, practical information! I might not be able to answer everyone's questions, or I might not be able to answer any but it will help me see where I am at and how much I have learned and have to learn! So go ahead and ask private messages are okay too!

 

[FloppyKnockers]

How many fingers am I about to hold up?

 

[Jhubbard9]

7 and a half!

 

[SmokeyMcBong]

How many fingers am I about to hold up?

My guess is 1, but which one??

 

[FloppyKnockers]

My guess is 1, but which one??

Whoa! You're good! It was a 'G' rated one, BTW

 

[schokie]

What's the meaning of life?

 

[chickypad]

If you're really serious why don't you read through the first posts of threads that already exist and see how your answers compare to those given. I highly doubt many folks will want to pose their question just to you when they could throw it out to hundreds of brewers by posting their own thread. That's kind of the whole point of the forum.

otherwise - what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[k1ngl1ves]

Does this look infected?

 

[jbb3]

If your head was up your @$$ could you still brew beer??

 

[schokie]

That's what I do. I read a post I find interesting from the thread title and answer it in my head before reading the replies. Most of my learning happens when my initial answer is contradicted by the other answers. No posting necessary.

That being said, I would like to know the meaning of life. Or perhaps the universe. Or everything.

 

[alane1]

Can I screw up a JOAM? Bears are stealing fairies from it, I need help.

 

[beergolf]

What is the price of peanuts in Portugal?

 

[Jhubbard9]

You give the internet some free room to post and this is what happens pure anarchy it was a dumb post anyway just trying to do new things and twat myself!

 

[beergolf]

just trying to do new things and twat myself!

Can we watch? We want to see your twat.

 

[soccerdad]

Did the Bills beat the Packers? Which town has the more interesting brewing history? Green Bay/ Appleton or Buffalo?

 

[chickypad]

Can we watch? We want to see your twat.

speak for yourself

 

[drainbamage]

Hey bro, how can I brew a batch of Bud Light?

Not Bud heavy, I don't drink dark beers.

 

[JINKS]

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half,
how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

 

[kickbundler]

Roghly 6 feet per second

 

[chuckcomm]

This thread is a couple minutes reading I could have done without

 

[jbb3]

just trying to do new things and twat myself!

twat you say? I kunt hear you...

 

[ncboiler]

If big bugs have little bugs on their backs to which to bite them do those bugs have other bugs and so on ad infinitum?

 

[Jhubbard9]

Haha this is great and I did say twat and totally didn't mean to making this even more ridiculous!

 

[wardens355]

how much chuck could a chuck wood wood, if a chuck wood could wood chuck?

 

[k1ngl1ves]

How far can I kick a soccer ball? I honestly don't know, because I live in America and never found a reason to try or care.



I don't think I even saw a soccer ball until I was 8 years old.

 

[jhoneycutt]

Hows yer mom n nem

 

[sputnam]

otherwise - what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?[/QUOTE]

African or European? :rockin:

 

[Trox]

You didn't really expect this to end well did you?

 

[Seven]

Is a duck-rabbit a real thing?

 

[DNKDUKE]

what's the meaning of life?

42

 

[yeahfairly]

Do Helicopters eat their young?

 

[GHBWNY]

otherwise - what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Depends on the mass squared by the volume of the beer as it leaves the bottle X diameter of the throat. A session ale might tend to swallow faster than a imperial stout. Airspeed only comes into play if you miss your mouth.

 

[BierGut]

Can we keep this going all day?

 

[Wobbegong]

At the top of the page, where it says name...... Do I put my name?

 

[Psylocide]

Why do first time brewers' beers finish fermenting so fast? Seems like they can rack to secondary or bottle within 72 hours of pitching.

What's their secret?

 

[drainbamage]

I didn't have any lactose for my milk stout so I dumped real milk in the boil. Is my beer ruined?

 

[Psylocide]

I didn't have any lactose for my milk stout so I dumped real milk in the boil. Is my beer ruined?

Only if you forgot to add the lemon juice first.

 

[worlddivides]

I heard that beer was drinkable bread, so I put a whole loaf of bread and half a gallon of milk in my blender. I drank the whole thing and I'm not drunk. What did I do wrong?

 

[Psylocide]

Is there really a pork chop in every can? If so, at what point in the brewing process do you add it?

 

[SnakeRidge]

Is it safe to look at a picture of the sun? Or will that burn my eyes out?