What now?!? Ah, this is the mead forum. You know you could not get away with that on the beer forum.
For example:
1. Faux? It's spelled "fox" for cripe's sake!
2. "Nice" faux fur? Is there a specific hair count that constitutes the "nice" stuff?
3. Sure. You can also keep your garbage cans, old toilets, or dead horses in the living room. Just be sure to drape some nice faux fur over them. (No one will notice.)
4. You had me at "making a hole (in the fur) for the..."
5. What kinda lousy chairs do you have at your place that people might want to sit on some mysterious object covered in faux fur? (Even the "nice" stuff.)
6. Where do you think that airlock might end up when they sit down? (It was a one in a million shot, doc. One in a million.)
7. As long as we're covering all lumpy household objects with fur, why not use the real stuff? (Probably
too nice -- dead donors notwithstanding.)
Well, better stop to give some other beer drinkers a chance. Thanks for playing.