Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

AdamV was on the verge of retiring last week.

[shrug] I don't see "being a good kicker" in the official stats. PAT and FG attempts he's solidly top 25%...

What’s his PAT %?

I don’t give a shti how many points he has. He doesn’t get credit from me because his team whoops the bag out of everyone and puts up a pile of points every week.

What % does he make when asked? Show me what top 25% that’s in.

He ended the season with the yips last year and is right back at it this year.

In years past, you didn’t even have to watch since he was automatic.... now? Anyone who thinks he’s automatic isn’t watching

Cape Brewing said:

What’s his PAT %?

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77%

29th outta 33 who've attempted PAT's this year.

(22 are at 100% makes)

Source: yer mom

Watchable game tonight for a change, right up to where the Packers choked...

Yeah... Packers suck.

No, the packers suck.

I’m sorry... what were you saying about Gostkowski?????

Fkcuing CUT him... today

He’s got the shanks

Your stupid AFC east game is on my TV for some reason. This is awful football

Avert your fckuing eyes when they show the Goat. You’re not worthy

You're lucky to be witnessing history.

Brady is awful.

Shut your whore mouth.

Someone just threw Hoppy onto the field.

Isn't Frank Gore older than Brady? He is having a decent game.

No, he’s not

Jesus this game is almost of a dumpster fire as effin Dan Fouts.

Wow... Brady looks terrible and the WRs incapable of getting open at all... yuck... whole thing is brutal to watch.

This must be what its like to root for other teams

Dominating win.

Never in doubt

And remember...

You can’t go undefeated unless you win the first four

Clowney just scored a TD. That’s more than Brady today ...and he plays defense.

O rly?!? Did he now?

Call me when Clowney has six rings.

In the mean time.. you can succccccccccck it

Sometimes ya just gotta take the fugly win.
Pat's D definitely gets ALL the game balls...

If there is one thing I do... it’s give credit where credit is due... and I have to give the Bill credit. Even hanging close with the Patriots proves they are one of the more elite teams in all of sport.

They’re obviously not at the pinnacle as there is only one team there... but they must be pretty damn good.

If it was easy, they'd call it the NFC.

Yawn, Dallas got notta

TheDudeLebowski said:

If it was easy, they'd call it the NFC*.

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*AFC East

^weak^
Come up with something original.

Pats consensus sitting at -14.5 vs Redskins on the road.
Not sure why - the way NE played today either Washington totally sucks or Buffalo is a strong playoff contender...

day_trippr said:

Not sure why - ...

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Because you still don't understand how betting lines are set...

I've admitted to that before here, so that's hardly a revelation now.
I don't bet on anything, so that world is totally foreign to me...

AZ_IPA said:

*AFC East

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No one is more of a FTFY guy than you.

Says the guy who literally had to fix his own post...

You’re a failure as a human being

That doesn't even make sense.

Your face doesn't make sense.

AZ_IPA said:

That doesn't even make sense.

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You’re worse than that Kent guy.

Cape Brewing said:

You’re worse than that Kent guy.

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That's a low blow, mister.

I'm pretty sure that most of the posts I write for this thread make sense.

barring a tie ... some undeserving team is going to be have a win on their '19 season record before the night is over