Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

"Meh Team Beats Gawdawful Team. Highlights on SportsCenter!"

Had the game on in my office while figuring out what I need to totally reline my keezer, both beer and gas runs from regs to kegs, with all JG fittings, and literally didn't notice it had ended for a good 10 minutes.

So much for parity, btw. There's a yawning chasm between the contenders and pretenders...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Which QB will be the last to throw a pick? The reigning MVP, the Seahawk, or the former Duck?

 

[bob1852]

Which QB will be the last to throw a pick? The reigning MVP, the Seahawk, or the former Duck?

Or yer mom?

 

[Rodent]

Which QB will be the last to throw a pick? The reigning MVP, the Seahawk, or the former Duck?

kinda early in the season to be guessing this, no?

won't know who the last to throw a pick is until none of your list is playing a game this season. based on your short list of QBs to choose from, only Mahomes will be in the running once the post season kicks off so I guess it's Mahomes

 

[Cape Brewing]

Gostkowski to IR... thank God

 

[Rodent]

who will be the last team to go undefeated this season?

as of today it's down to three teams

Kansas City (AFC) 4-0
New England (AFC) 4-0
San Francisco (NFC) 3-0

 

[bob1852]

Wow, thanks for that in-depth reporting and analysis on that current status of the NFL!

 

[day_trippr]

I think the Chiefs and SF have tougher schedules from here through week 10 (when the Pats get a bye).
The only team with a legit shot against them in that window is the Ravens in week 9.
Meanwhile KC deals with the Packers in week 8 and SF faces the Seahawks in week 10.

So I'll go with the Patriots...at 9-0 through week 10...

Cheers!

 

[Rodent]

Wow, thanks for that in-depth reporting and analysis on that current status of the NFL!

you are most welcome

BTW ... from the interweebs:

Phenylketonuria (PKU) is an inborn error of metabolism that results in decreased metabolism of the amino acid phenylalanine. Untreated, PKU can lead to intellectual disability, seizures, behavioral problems, and mental disorders. It may also result in a musty smell and lighter skin

 

[day_trippr]

Seems legit.

 

[bob1852]

you are most welcome

BTW ... from the interweebs:

Don't believe everything you read on the "interweebs"...

 

[Kent88]

BTW ... from the interweebs:

I made that mistake once myself, except I also saw that it's slang for "please kill yourself", which even though I said I'm sure that wasn't what they meant, I still got grief over.

 

[Rodent]

word on the street is that they're dishing up an 11-piece hospitality dinner here at Klink Field tonight in celebration of TNF tonight

Winner winner, chicken dinner!

 

[GnenieGone]

word on the street is that they're dishing up an 11-piece hospitality dinner here at Klink Field tonight in celebration of TNF tonight

Winner winner, chicken dinner!

Move over Sanders! Got to love that Colonel Klink Chicken

 

[day_trippr]

6 things to know about new Patriots kicker Mike Nugent

 

[Kent88]

He's a kicker. He'll kick extra points and field goals. He'll also do kickoffs.

Next.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Congratulations on your Super Bowl ring Mr. Nugent.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha... Rams/Seahawks. It’s like the “beat by the Pats in the super bowl Bowl”.

 

[HoppyDaze]

yer mom's a whore

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fake news

 

[Cape Brewing]

I can’t watch this game... I’m so used to watching a team that hasn’t lost yet... so this game... this game is just a slop fest.

Typically NFC

 

[Rodent]

Move over Sanders! Got to love that Colonel Klink Chicken

I'm glad somebody else got the Klink reference. my SO was saying nobody would get it

 

[GnenieGone]

I'm glad somebody else got the Klink reference. my SO was saying nobody would get it

Just means we're fricking old

Loved that show as a kid

 

[HoppyDaze]

So old ... and lame

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Goff bl*ws

 

[Kent88]

Defenses forgot to show up

 

[HoppyDaze]

Wtf were you watching

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

This is the NFC

 

[HoppyDaze]

Never a doubt. You hacks wouldn’t know football if it **** down your throat.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I was hoping for more.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yer mom wasn’t ... heeey yooo

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ive has drinks

 

[Kent88]

Obviously

 

[day_trippr]

Next!

 

[Cape Brewing]

You can’t go undefeated unless you win the first five.

 

[day_trippr]

True.
Aside from Patriots DomiNation, so far about all we've learned in general is Buffalo may be for real.
That, and the Cowboys blow

 

[user 574]

Dak should’ve signed the top 5 QB deal

 

[bob1852]

You can’t go undefeated unless you win the first five.

You're worse than that Roll Tide jackass from last year...

 

[day_trippr]

KC injuries vs huge underdog Indy playing out of their minds = Colts win.
That leaves NE (5-0) and SF (3-0)...

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're worse than that Roll Tide jackass from last year...

Nope.

And instead of being pissy about it, you should embrace the whole deal with the Pats going undefeated this year. You’re getting a chance to witness sports history.