Way, way, way over the top Sam Adams Utopia clone - #2

Still hoping to make this. anyone heading down from the north shore?

Cape Brewing said:

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T-SHIRTS!!!! GETCHER T-SHIRTS HEAH!!

Coming to the 2010 Utopias Brew?!?

Why not commemorate the day with a 100% MADE IN AMERICA, all cotton (or polyester... whatever I can find) T-shirt with a picture of the Master of Ceremonies enblazened on the front!

Each T-shirt will come with a certificate of authenticity, the above picture of The Assclown and "I was at the Utopias Brew - Jan 23, 2010" on it.

Prices to be determined by the number of orders I receive.

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!! Sign up now by PM'ing me what size you want and I will sell you this one-of-a-kind piece of homebrewing history... AT COST!!!

That's right!! I make NOTHING!! I buy the t-shirt, put the pictures on it and charge you the COST of the t-shirt!!

People ask... "Cape Brewing, how do you stay in business!?!?"

My answer... "Volume"

ACT FAST WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!!!!!!!

(void in Alaska, Hawaii and all other 47 states not named Massachusetts, while supplies last, void where prohibited)




(ps... I'm seriously making these... if you want one, PM me and I'll literally just charge whatever I can get plain white T-shirts for... so... think something like $10-$15 I would hope)

I'm going to beat you bloody.

PtN


(do you have them in large sizes?)

paulthenurse said:

I'm going to beat you bloody.

PtN


(do you have them in large sizes?)

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Not THAT big....

DrinksWellWithOthers said:

Yeah I'll be there. Chris do you want me to drop off my burner and tank this week? Or I can meet you at TWB if you're heading there sometime before Saturday.

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Ill be home all day friday if you want to drop it off then. Or any night after tonight. I'm home now but going to bed early.

Hippie,
pm me. Spawns boyfriend lives in Revere.

PTN

Cape Brewing said:

T-SHIRTS!!!! GETCHER T-SHIRTS HEAH!!

Coming to the 2010 Utopias Brew?!?

Why not commemorate the day with a 100% MADE IN AMERICA, all cotton (or polyester... whatever I can find) T-shirt with a picture of the Master of Ceremonies enblazened on the front!

Each T-shirt will come with a certificate of authenticity, the above picture of The Assclown and "I was at the Utopias Brew - Jan 23, 2010" on it.

Prices to be determined by the number of orders I receive.

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!! Sign up now by PM'ing me what size you want and I will sell you this one-of-a-kind piece of homebrewing history... AT COST!!!

That's right!! I make NOTHING!! I buy the t-shirt, put the pictures on it and charge you the COST of the t-shirt!!

People ask... "Cape Brewing, how do you stay in business!?!?"

My answer... "Volume"

ACT FAST WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!!!!!!!

(void in Alaska, Hawaii and all other 47 states not named Massachusetts, while supplies last, void where prohibited)




(ps... I'm seriously making these... if you want one, PM me and I'll literally just charge whatever I can get plain white T-shirts for... so... think something like $10-$15 I would hope)

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OK FOLKS!!! WE HAVE PRICING!!!

For Size XL's... The full price will be $3.... seriously. Michael's was having a sale on all-white t-shirts (for making t-shirts like this) on sale for 5 for $10.. so $2 a piece and then the iron-on sheets were ten for $10. That's $3 a piece!!!

Sorry for those big-guys but 2XL and 3XL will be $7. Those sizes weren't on sale and the t-shirts for those are $6 (then the $1 for the iron-on sheets).

Again... how do I make money on this?? Pure volume!

So far I have four orders not including my own.

GET YOUR ORDER IN WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!!!!! :rockin:

Yeager had better order one of these.

You in on this, Chris? <I ordered one for Steve, too>

PaulTheOriginal said:

Yeager had better order one of these.

You in on this, Chris? <I ordered one for Steve, too>

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Et tu, Brute'?


PTN

For three dollars? Make me one. XL. If nothing else, it'll make a good shop rag.

PaulTheOriginal said:

Yeager had better order one of these.

You in on this, Chris? <I ordered one for Steve, too>

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I ordered my shirt yesterday.

I hate all of you, my adoring fans.

PTN

Ladies and gentlemen, these t-shirts are FLYING off the shelves!!! Don't be left out in the cold by not ordering one of these one-of-a-kind homebrewing keepsakes. If you don't own one of these t-shirts your friends will mock you, your SWMBO will call you inadequate (even more then she already does) and your parents will consider your entire life an absolute failure!

So c'mon down to CRAZY CAPE BREWING'S ASSCLOWN T-SHIRT EMPORIUM!!! Where our prices are... INNNNN-SAAAAAAANE!!!!

Cape Brewing said:

Ladies and gentlemen, these t-shirts are FLYING off the shelves!!! Don't be left out in the cold by not ordering one of these one-of-a-kind homebrewing keepsakes. If you don't own one of these t-shirts your friends will mock you, your SWMBO will call you inadequate (even more then she already does) and your parents will consider your entire life an absolute failure!

So c'mon down to CRAZY CAPE BREWING'S ASSCLOWN T-SHIRT EMPORIUM!!! Where our prices are... INNNNN-SAAAAAAANE!!!!

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You got my order correct?

See my Cyser post on the forum?

PTN
Might want to consider apple yeast for this brew

Cysers OG 1.118
Racked to secondary yesterday
1.004!!!!!!!!!!!

NO hot alcohol at all
WAY too young but its going to be great

I got your order....

Cape Brewing said:

I got your order....

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But not for the t-shirt right? For a Baltic Porter on the rig of rigs? Something Babalu can say he made even though he didn't?

I don't even know what that means....

Cape Brewing said:

I don't even know what that means....

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I was complimenting your brew rig and brewing skills by insulting Bablua and insinuating you brewed his Baltic Porter that was just to die for... Leave me alone... I am jetlagged....

Nah.. Babalu makes some good beers.

My boys rollin' with the NHC golds dude. He's a straight up playa.

Go home and go to bed, Chris. You are making unintelligible posts.

Hey CB,

The good news is that once your boss gets the e-mail I sent him with all of your posts and the ISP's that you sent them from you will have a WHOLE lot more time for your tee shirt emporium.

The bad news is that now that you will have to feed the kids from the tee shirt sales the cost may go up and sales may drop. But hey, business is business.

PTN

Babalu,
Bring a sample on Saturday.

paulthenurse said:

Babalu,
Bring a sample on Saturday.

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Sample of what good sir?

Your cyser, you goof.

OH MY GOD!!! You emailed my boss!!?!? Holy crap!!! I'm so incredibly nervous!!!! There is NO way I'm going to be able to sleep tonight!!! Oh man, I'm going to have to march right into his office first thing in the morning and try to explain away the email that you sent!!!

AAAARRRRRRGGGG!!!!!!

Man, I'm never gonna mess with YOU again Paul!! "cause I've certainly learned my lesson this time!

Good.


PTN

OTOH, I'm a kind and benevolent Napoleonic figure. I'll fix it with him for you. This time.

PTN

Hope you girls like your chili hot, cause Saturdays is gonna auger through you like a hot poker through warm butter. Especially your's Brian. I got a special batch I'm cooking up just for you.

PTN

I was thinking about making a jambalaya with that homemade andouille I make but I'm kinda lazy and probably won't

Just as well, it would probably be pretty average.

PTN

Hey Dummy,

You gonna leave your cellphone in the truck this time?

PTN

My Chowda will be better than any jambalaya... The hot chili I don't know....

To those of you not privy to how CB stepped on his dick last year...

We're all hanging out in Yeager's garage, the Utopias is boiling away and CB'd SWMBO call him up and wonders where he is. So Mr. Technology tells her that he's at the mall picking up a few thing s and will be home momentarily. Then Captain Sheetforbrains manages to redial her as he puts the phone back in his pocket and she gets to listen to him acting the fool for the next half hour. Probably the 30 funniest minutes of all time. Oh, no. Wait. That would be the 30 minutes when Smooth-as-velvet got home and tried to talk his way out of the sheet he stepped in.

PTN

I TOTALLY forgot about that! That was the talk of the afternoon....

yeager1977 said:

I TOTALLY forgot about that! That was the talk of the afternoon....

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No, Tony Lopez's BBQ sauce was the talk of the afternoon! That **** was crazy good.

Yeah, and CB's ribs rocked, while PTN's sucked....

DWWO: Call me before you come over, I have to run out in the afternoon for about an hour.

What, I have to cook something for this now?

PTN
The Cyser is WAY too young to bring for any tastings.

babalu87 said:

What, I have to cook something for this now?

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No Just PTN and CB if he wants....

In 48 hours we will be starting to heat up the strike water!!!

Whooooo whoooooo!

PTN