BreezyBrew
IPA is my spirit animal
Hilarious the book is called "Brewing Without Failures" I can taste the irony
and it makes the walls all drippy with colors you can hear and/or taste.
Anyone else think the quick disconnect should come apart faster?
He's saying that the water that's used for mashing is called "brewery liquor" even though it's just water and is quite insistent about that. I've never heard of that term.
He's saying that the water that's used for mashing is called "brewery liquor" even though it's just water and is quite insistent about that. I've never heard of that term.
friend: "So, I hear you started brewing your own beer?"
me: "Yeah, been reading up on it for a long time and started really getting into it now that I have some equipment. I've done 2 batches so far."
friend: "Cool. So...what kinda beers did you put into your beers?"
me: "uhhhh...I made a pale ale and a hefeweizen, that's a wheat beer."
friend: "yeah, yeah, but I mean what kinds did you put into them?"
me: "uhhhh...the hops I used were centennial and cascade for the....wait....what?"
friend: "Yeah I now this guy that makes his own beer too, he usually mixes Bud and Molson Ex so it has more taste. So what kinds did you put in it?''
me: ''Uhhhhhh.......uhhhhhhhh......made them straight from grain, with hops and yeast and stuff.''
friend: '' Hahahah...look at this guy, straight from the grain...lol. look at this Bud I'm holding, you see any grain in there? ...straight from the grain...dude you are too funny''
Sounds like those guys that "make moonshine" by adding flavorings to everclear they bought from the liquor store.
friend: "So, I hear you started brewing your own beer?"
me: "Yeah, been reading up on it for a long time and started really getting into it now that I have some equipment. I've done 2 batches so far."
friend: "Cool. So...what kinda beers did you put into your beers?"
me: "uhhhh...I made a pale ale and a hefeweizen, that's a wheat beer."
friend: "yeah, yeah, but I mean what kinds did you put into them?"
me: "uhhhh...the hops I used were centennial and cascade for the....wait....what?"
friend: "Yeah I now this guy that makes his own beer too, he usually mixes Bud and Molson Ex so it has more taste. So what kinds did you put in it?''
me: ''Uhhhhhh.......uhhhhhhhh......made them straight from grain, with hops and yeast and stuff.''
friend: '' Hahahah...look at this guy, straight from the grain...lol. look at this Bud I'm holding, you see any grain in there? ...straight from the grain...dude you are too funny''
Lol. He told me his friend even had it so it comes right out of a tap in the fridge in his basement. Kinda get the feeling his friend is an actual homebrewer with a wicked sense of humor.
Ha! Converting the masses!
Um, you misspelled perverting.
friend: "So, I hear you started brewing your own beer?"
me: "Yeah, been reading up on it for a long time and started really getting into it now that I have some equipment. I've done 2 batches so far."
friend: "Cool. So...what kinda beers did you put into your beers?"
me: "uhhhh...I made a pale ale and a hefeweizen, that's a wheat beer."
friend: "yeah, yeah, but I mean what kinds did you put into them?"
me: "uhhhh...the hops I used were centennial and cascade for the....wait....what?"
friend: "Yeah I now this guy that makes his own beer too, he usually mixes Bud and Molson Ex so it has more taste. So what kinds did you put in it?''
me: ''Uhhhhhh.......uhhhhhhhh......made them straight from grain, with hops and yeast and stuff.''
friend: '' Hahahah...look at this guy, straight from the grain...lol. look at this Bud I'm holding, you see any grain in there? ...straight from the grain...dude you are too funny''
My wife's great uncle is known for making awesome BBQ sauce. He gave my FIL the recipe a year or two ago.
You start with Kraft BBQ Sauce, and add
Wait . . . your BBQ sauce recipe uses BBQ sauce as an ingredient?
Yes. So you add the chipotle and
LlNickTheGreat;6822479]My wife's great uncle is known for making awesome BBQ sauce. He gave my FIL the recipe a year or two ago.
You start with Kraft BBQ Sauce, and add
Wait . . . your BBQ sauce recipe uses BBQ sauce as an ingredient?
Yes. So you add the chipotle and
One of my brothers had a father-in-law who was justly renowned for his marinade/BBQ sauce. He used to send his sister in the Midwest a gallon of it every year, but he never gave her the recipe.
I was having coffee with him one morning as he went thru his mail, and he passed me a letter from the sister. She was pretty blunt: he was old and sick and wasn't going to live much longer, and she wanted that recipe before he died. He laughed and said, "if I give her the recipe, I'll die a lot sooner. Because she's a hardcore religious teetotaller, and my marinade is beer-based."
Add: I see nothing wrong with using a commercial sauce as the base for one's own version. If the makers have combined and cooked a good set of base ingredients, why reinvent the wheel? Let them do the grunt work, then add the tweaks that make the recipe yours.
I've a brother that "doesn't like ales", but frequently drinks stouts, porters, Belgian beers, hefes... I think he just doesn't like APAs and IPAs, but doesn't fully understand what "ale" means.
My dad is the same way without the "anything that isn't made by Coors or Miller". The man drinks Keystone. I love him, but he drinks Keystone.
There is nothing wrong with drinking bottled water.
I don't think keystone comes in bottles
I've a brother that "doesn't like ales", but frequently drinks stouts, porters, Belgian beers, hefes... I think he just doesn't like APAs and IPAs, but doesn't fully understand what "ale" means.
I have a family member who declared he did not like "ale" only lagers as he was sipping on a Brown's Cream Ale I had given him!
Give him one of the wicked hoppy jack's abby lagers and ask him what he thinks of lagers nowadays.
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