Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

HoppyDaze said:

You think I have no respect eh? You think I put Wilson in Brady's category eh? At least talk trash about things you know instead of just assuming what I think. My talk is based on things you asses constantly say not what I assume you think. Go ahead...find posts where I did any of things you accuse me of...good luck.

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Dude, I have better things to do. Have Moto go back and find those dumbazz posts. They're back there.

I stopped reading after "manning has always had far better weapons"

Russell Wilson blows.

Next topic

Should we discuss Tom Brady's gleaming white smile and rugged chin dimple?

he's got nanobubbles though

bluemoose said:

Dude, I have better things to do. Have Moto go back and find those dumbazz posts. They're back there.

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yer mom is back there...with a sore under carriage

Real mature.

Cape Brewing said:

I think a big reason players like that fall in line is that if they can be a good team player, they get to be in a locker room with The GOAT.... which is a privilege in itself... and from time to time they might even be able to speak to him... and get lost in those blue eyes

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bluemoose said:

Should we discuss Tom Brady's gleaming white smile and rugged chin dimple?

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Wow. Totally ghey... did you both change those moist panties after speaking of your dream guy?

^Bashing. Reported.

On a lighter note (because you arguing efftards clearly need it)...



Cheers! (Oh yeah: Hoppy, SeaHawks and Wilson all blow syphilitic goats )

Only players to throw multiple TD in each of their team's 1st 8 games of a season twice: Peyton Manning (3) and Tom Brady (2)

more proof Manning>Brady

HoppyDaze said:

Only players to throw multiple TD in each of their team's 1st 8 games of a season twice: Peyton Manning (3) and Tom Brady (2)

more proof Manning>Brady

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I love all the Patriot bashing in this thread but this stat is reaching. Who cares about the first 8 games?

"Statistics are for losers"

Cheers! (yeah, that's got Hoppy writ large )

HoppyDaze said:

Only players to throw multiple TD in each of their team's 1st 8 games of a season twice: Peyton Manning (3) and Tom Brady (2)

more proof Manning>Brady

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That's almost as dumb of a stat as "leading the league is most offensive categories.....including nose hair."

3+ paragraph posts should ban you for 30 days. This here is short attention span theater.

day_trippr said:

^Bashing. Reported.

On a lighter note (because you arguing efftards clearly need it)...

Cheers! (Oh yeah: Hoppy, SeaHawks and Wilson all blow syphilitic goats )

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lol, that is funny ****. But he's probably looking at his slow receivers, fat RB and pathetic defense.

day_trippr said:

"Statistics are for losers"



Cheers! (yeah, that's got Hoppy writ large )

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I was making fun of you. You're literally too stupid to insult.

AZ_IPA said:

That's almost as dumb of a stat as "leading the league is most offensive categories.....including nose hair."

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That's a knee slapper right there...

DesertBrew said:

3+ paragraph posts should ban you for 30 days. This here is short attention span theater.

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Relevant fact.

HoppyDaze said:

I was making fun of you. You're literally too stupid to insult.

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Son, that's totally weak sauce you're slinging.
You're off your game.
Kinda like that 4 and 4 (soon to be 4 and 5) dumpster fire you got blazing in Seattle...

Anyway, enough with the forum riff-raff, what's gonna happen tonite?
Jets favored by -2, which is pretty weak considering they're at home.

Hoping for an entertaining slug-fest that ends in a draw...

Cheers!

[edit] Kick-off time....Yikes! They're all in their PJs! "Do Not Adjust Your Set"

Yeah, ok.

I think I have to actually root for the freakin' Jets here. Just cuz it is so much fun watching Rex Ryan lose. And then look like a total jagoff in his press conf

Either way this is another Thursday night suckfest

God I hate the Jets

Did.... did... What the....

Did he just miss a fuggin' extra point???

I was just sitting here thinking of what it must have been like for little Rex and Robby growing up as Buddy's boys. Just imagine the f'ing boogey men hiding under their bunk bed! I'm almost afraid to go to bed myself thinking about it.
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Da fuq!!!

Ooohhhh!!!!. After that commercial tease I can't wait to see next Thursday night's uniforms!!

22-3 Bills. .....Jets are moving the ball. .....Come on Jets. A blown 18 point lead would make priceless Rex footage

Yay! The Jets finally found the end zone!

Sheesh...

[edit] That metallic green helmet treatment would be perfect for Saint Patrick's Day in Southie.
Wait - I get it: Red, Green...it's an NFL Christmas in November!

j1laskey said:

22-3 Bills. .....Jets are moving the ball. .....Come on Jets. A blown 18 point lead would make priceless Rex footage

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Or even 19 points, math whiz.

I've been drinking. I asked my GF to do the math. Go figure

Did Rex take a stupid pill at halftime............?


Never mind. Dumb question.

That's a dumb f'ing Hahvid grad.

Hahahahahha. Watching Rex's reaction to winning this toilet bowl of a game .....biggest win of his career I bet. Hahahahahha

Can somebody check on Darwin? I'm worried about him.

j1laskey said:

I've been drinking. I asked my GF to do the math. Go figure

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The whore

Ah, there ya go. "Hoppy Classic".

Anyway, who'd have thought both the Jets and the Bills would have a better record than the Seahawks at this point in the season!

Awesome!

Classless even by your standard.

This is my shocked face.

Hey man, I'm on his side. She should known that math, brah.

paulthenurse said:

Classless even by your standard.

This is my shocked face.

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You're face is shocking all the time.

Yo mama seemed to like it.