Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

bob1852 · Sep 24, 2013

Cape Brewing said:
Oh hey... what team is tied for 2nd in the league for best defense???

Punity · Sep 24, 2013

NewWestBrewer said:
Nope been a long suffering Hawks fan due to proximity but have always like the Bears as I like smash mouth football. I think the Hawks will challenge for NFC crown but the Bears will most likely fall down to earth a little.

The last time the bears were smash mouth was 85

Cape Brewing · Sep 25, 2013

ChshreCat said:
And hey... look what team they're a (distant) 2nd to for best defense!!!

(eyeroll)

child please

McBrewskie · Sep 25, 2013

ChshreCat said:
And hey... look what team they're a (distant) 2nd to for best defense!!!

A team that's played two home games, one against the Jags, and who played a Carolina team that's poop.

Punity · Sep 25, 2013

McBrewskie said:
A team that's played two home games, one against the Jags, and who played a Carolina team that's poop.

Hmmm so many things that can be said but ill leave a 27-7 beatdown at home here.

HoppyDaze · Sep 26, 2013

Go team!

ChshreCat · Sep 26, 2013

McBrewskie said:
A team that's played two home games, one against the Jags, and who played a Carolina team that's poop.

LOL, that's a pats fan. Brag about being in second place, discount first place.

Cape Brewing · Sep 26, 2013

ChshreCat said:
LOL, that's a pats fan. Brag about being in second place, discount first place.

Wait... What??

finsfan · Sep 26, 2013

I look forward to the pats losing this weekend to the birdies

Im having trouble believing the dolphins can beat the saints (they just might tho) but I can at least take comfort in the fact that the pats will lose!

ChshreCat · Sep 26, 2013

Cape Brewing said:
Wait... What??

pats... niners... whatever. Bunch o' also-rans come the end of the season.

Punity · Sep 26, 2013

I picture all the jerseys coming out of the closet ...which I guess is nothing new

ChshreCat · Sep 26, 2013

Was there a game tonight? I only pay attention on days good teams play.

day_trippr · Sep 27, 2013

"Move along. Literally nothing worth seeing here"

Honest to gawd, the NFL network gets consistently crappy games...

Cheers!

bob1852 · Sep 27, 2013

Hit Niners -4, and almost backdoored the over 52. Not sure why the hell I bet that in hindsight.

HoppyDaze · Sep 27, 2013

That game was a sh!tshow

ChshreCat · Sep 27, 2013

LOL... San Fran beats the Rams, so they chant "Seahawks suck". Butthurt much?

Then again... doesn't matter what sport it is. San Francisco fans are always classy
http://news.yahoo.com/dodgers-giants-rivalry-led-fan-stabbing-sf-192348244.html

McBrewskie · Sep 27, 2013

ChshreCat said:
LOL... San Fran beats the Rams, so they chant "Seahawks suck". Butthurt much?

Then again... doesn't matter what sport it is. San Francisco fans are always classy
http://news.yahoo.com/dodgers-giants-rivalry-led-fan-stabbing-sf-192348244.html

That stabbing is pathetic. It is just a game. Pretty sickening to see happen. ****ing thugs.

In terms of cheering seahawks suck, I think that is great. **** the Seahawks. I hope nothing but the worst for that organization and it's throughly obnoxious classless fans. I will say this, the rivalry is getting better when I wish that if the Niners don't make it that the Seahawks season is ended in the most painful way possible for it's players and fans. Some soul crushing way that makes one question why they watch sports at all.

Cape Brewing · Sep 27, 2013

McBrewskie said:
That stabbing is pathetic. It is just a game. Pretty sickening to see happen. ****ing thugs.

In terms of cheering seahawks suck, I think that is great. **** the Seahawks. I hope nothing but the worst for that organization and it's throughly obnoxious classless fans. I will say this, the rivalry is getting better when I wish that if the Niners don't make it that the Seahawks season is ended in the most painful way possible for it's players and fans. Some soul crushing way that makes one question why they watch sports at all.

I don't disagree with you but it'll be tough to knock them down too many pegs after their big win in the Super Bowl last year...

wait... what??

you mean they DIDN'T win the Super Bowl???

WHAT THE?!?!

you mean they're THIS excited because they've won ONE playoff game last year (their first since I think I've been alive) and they're 3-0 now??

pfft..

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

finsfan · Sep 27, 2013

Cape Brewing said:
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Ive only seen my sister and GF say this before, nuff said.

McBrewskie · Sep 27, 2013

Cape Brewing said:
I don't disagree with you but it'll be tough to knock them down too many pegs after their big win in the Super Bowl last year...

wait... what??

you mean they DIDN'T win the Super Bowl???

WHAT THE?!?!

you mean they're THIS excited because they've won ONE playoff game last year (their first since I think I've been alive) and they're 3-0 now??

pfft..

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Wait, don't forget the year their crowd won them a game when they had gone 7-9 and made the playoffs. :ban:

Cape Brewing · Sep 27, 2013

McBrewskie said:
Wait, don't forget the year their crowd won them a game when they had gone 7-9 and made the playoffs.

oh right... sorry... here I am trying to deny credit where credit is due. My bad.

Cape Brewing · Sep 27, 2013

finsfan said:
Ive only seen my sister and GF say this before, nuff said.

...when they were texting about your dck size?

finsfan · Sep 27, 2013

Cape Brewing said:
...when they were texting about your dck size?

Wow, original. Took you all of 14 minutes to come up with that zinger

Cape Brewing · Sep 27, 2013

But the fans are soooooo loud...

Punity · Sep 27, 2013

Its so cute when Mcbrew puts his big boy pants on a parades around after a win over the tough Rams.

finsfan · Sep 27, 2013

Punity said:
Its so cute when Mcbrew puts his big boy pants on a parades around after a win over the tough Rams.

He was excited that they actually beat them this year. He couldnt say that last year, which is pretty pathetic

McBrewskie · Sep 27, 2013

Please inform me where I even once mentioned the win last night? I am still thinking the Niners have too many issues to make any real noise. That doesn't mean I can't acknowledge what completely obnoxious tool bags seattle fans are. It is actually nice that I have an extra game in which I have a strong rooting interest in each week. **** the Seahawks and their ********* loud mouth fans.

Punity · Sep 27, 2013

McBrewskie said:
Please inform me where I even once mentioned the win last night? I am still thinking the Niners have too many issues to make any real noise. That doesn't mean I can't acknowledge what completely obnoxious tool bags seattle fans are. It is actually nice that I have an extra game in which I have a strong rooting interest in each week. **** the Seahawks and their ********* loud mouth fans.

Pot meet kettle I guess

Punity · Sep 27, 2013

finsfan said:
He was excited that they actually beat them this year. He couldnt say that last year, which is pretty pathetic

I bet he was marching around his living room yelling Kap is Back!!

HoppyDaze · Sep 27, 2013

McBrewskie said:
Wait, don't forget the year their crowd won them a game when they had gone 7-9 and made the playoffs.

Beast Quake!! Jealous?

I love how much you hate the Seahawks. It really does cheer me up...

Punity · Sep 27, 2013

It does give me a smile how worked up he gets over some other team.

Cape Brewing · Sep 27, 2013

Punity said:
It does give me a smile how worked up he gets over some other team.

I dunno... I'm on board with McBrewski on this one. Freakin Seahawk fans are huge flaming *****enozzles that strut around as if they've actually won something. At least we Pats fans have something to back up our obnoxiousness... Our team is the Most Dominating Team Of The Millennium. Fact.

The Seahawks?? Not so much.

"Yayyyyyy!! We won one playoff game!! We're AWESOME!!!!"

Ehhh. No. Not really.

bluemoose · Sep 27, 2013

Now you know a tiny slice of Patriot fandom this millinium. Just think how sweet it will be when you actually win something!

Punity · Sep 27, 2013

Cape Brewing said:
I dunno... I'm on board with McBrewski on this one. Freakin Seahawk fans are huge flaming *****enozzles that strut around as if they've actually won something. At least we Pats fans have something to back up our obnoxiousness... Our team is the Most Dominating Team Of The Millennium. Fact.

The Seahawks?? Not so much.

"Yayyyyyy!! We won one playoff game!! We're AWESOME!!!!"

Ehhh. No. Not really.

That's mostly hoppy. I realize the fact that we need to win something before talk of being good is viable. But during the season the past doesn't matter one bit.

But seeing him forming at the mouth at the mention of the Seahawks brings joy to me.

Punity · Sep 27, 2013

bluemoose said:
Now you know a tiny slice of Patriot fandom this millinium. Just think how sweet it will be when you actually win something!

Seahawks v Pats Superbowl for the next 5 years sounds like a perfect plan for this thread.

McBrewskie · Sep 27, 2013

finsfan said:
He was excited that they actually beat them this year. He couldnt say that last year, which is pretty pathetic

When was the last time the Dolphins were relevant? Wasn't when they were getting their ass kicked in the Super Bowl by the Niners?

bluemoose · Sep 27, 2013

McBrewskie said:
When was the last time the Dolphins were relevant? Wasn't when they were getting their ass kicked in the Super Bowl by the Niners?

The dolphins were Relevent?

HoppyDaze · Sep 27, 2013

When you have the best team you can say what you want.

I rule!

Punity · Sep 27, 2013

mcbrewskie said:
when was the last time the dolphins were relevant? Wasn't when they were getting their ass kicked in the super bowl by the niners?

72?

Cape Brewing · Sep 27, 2013

HoppyDaze said:
When you have the best team you can say what you want.

!

I do...

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