Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[finsfan]

72?

Thats a lot closer to the time any of your teams have gone undefeated, which was never

 

[Punity]

Thats a lot closer to the time any of your teams have gone undefeated, which was never

And look how much that has helped propel the Dolphins to a powerhouse team

 

[finsfan]

When was the last time the Dolphins were relevant? Wasn't when they were getting their ass kicked in the Super Bowl by the Niners?

Let us not forget this season already. They beat the colts, who put a whooping on the niners last week. Maybe you have tried to block that out of you memory, but it did happen.

 

[bluemoose]

Let us not forget this season already. They beat the colts, who put a whooping on the niners last week. Maybe you have tried to block that out of you memory, but it did happen.

Somebody show fins fan the wheel.

 

[Punity]

Wheel. Of. Parity!!!!!

 

[Punity]

Yup

 

[day_trippr]

Somebody show fins fan the wheel.

Oh gawd no! Not The Wheel! Aiiyeeeeeeeeeee!

And he's still a knucklehead...

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

I don't disagree with you but it'll be tough to knock them down too many pegs after their big win in the Super Bowl last year...

wait... what??

you mean they DIDN'T win the Super Bowl???

WHAT THE?!?!

you mean they're THIS excited because they've won ONE playoff game last year (their first since I think I've been alive) and they're 3-0 now??

pfft..


BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

You see, Seattle fans get excited for how good their team IS. That's different from patsy fans that get excited for how good their team used to be.

 

[ChshreCat]

Yup

Hey! They beat the RAMS! That mean's they're back, right? RIGHT?!?

 

[motobrewer]

You see, Seattle fans get excited for how good their team IS. That's different from patsy fans that get excited for how good their team used to be.

so, seattle fans are all bandwagon-ers?

 

[ChshreCat]

so, seattle fans are all bandwagon-ers?

Is English your second or third language?

 

[stratslinger]

Actually, I think (gulp) moto raises a good point.

The Pats have been (and continue to be) a good team for quite a few years now. We're not making it up when we call them TMDTOTM (that's The Most Dominant Team Of The Millennium, for the acronym challenged among us). Nobody's won more games or scored more points than they have over the past 12 or 13 seasons - and yes, I do include this year in that figure.

The Seahawks have been good for what, a season now? And they snuck into the playoffs with a losing record a couple years before that.

One of these fanbases have a good reason to be obnoxious.

The other are Seahawks fans.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Your mom has a wooden leg

 

[motobrewer]

Is English your second or third language?

your words, not mine.

its not my fault you're a fair-weather fan.

 

[Punity]

your words, not mine.

its not my fault you're a fair-weather fan.

No such thing as fair weather here.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Houston is cheating

 

[motobrewer]

Looks like the weather is starting to turn in Seattle!


Note- this analogy is flawless.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Whoops. Dick Sherman with a pick 6

 

[ChshreCat]

Baaahahahahahahahahaha

 

[bob1852]

Baaahahahahahahahahaha

I laughed too when I saw it was their first 4-0 start ever.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Dag-nabbit Skins! Are you trying to be like the Lions and have a 0-16 year? You are well on the way.

 

[Punity]

Too close but ill take it.

 

[bluemoose]

What an afternoon full of suck.

 

[finsfan]

What an afternoon full of suck.

Just wait. It'll be even better during tonights gronkless game

 

[HoppyDaze]

Too close but ill take it.

There was never a doubt.

 

[Cape Brewing]

There was never a doubt.

Pfft!!!

 

[Punity]

There was never a doubt.

Yes exactly. .my bad

 

[jammin]

Matthew Mulligan, 3 time pro bowler

 

[HoppyDaze]

Wonder how long it'll take belly chick to realize Blount is his starting RB

 

[emjay]

Just wait. It'll be even better during tonights gronkless game

Man, you were so spot-on. The Pats are getting their asses kicked!

 

[bluemoose]

Oh hey guys, anybody watching Sunday night football?

 

[Punity]

Man falcons look like dog crap...and not just cause pats are playing well, the wr seriously look disinterested in the game. And Matty Melt well we all know

 

[HoppyDaze]

God I hope NE and Seattle meet in the SB

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ha!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Piece a cake


4-0 btches.

 

[bluemoose]

Another Patriots rout!

 

[bluemoose]

Wait lemme guess, the falcons suck they're only 1-3. Wait till the Pats have to play a real team, Right?

 

[ChshreCat]

Nice. You've caught up to my Seahawks.

 

[stratslinger]

Hey guys, I've been stuck in rehearsal all day - did I miss anything?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hey guys, I've been stuck in rehearsal all day - did I miss anything?

Nope, you're still gay