Or till next time, anyway!
Most imperial ipa are brewed to be consumed fresh. Many don't have the right hop to malt balance to age well.
DFH 120 is an exception to that rule
I had another "Do you make it in the bathtub?" comment today... That **** is getting old fast, especially because it's always accompanied by a jaunty smile because they think they're being original or clever.
I wanna floccing punch people when they say that.
So, my in-laws came over last night to celebrate Christmas, and I got to talking to my sister-in-law about brewing. She commented that Goombah, her boyfriend (we all remember this guy), "brewed a few batches of beer, but they didn't turn out, so he went back to making wine."
HA! Take that Goombah! Normally, I'm one to cheer on anyone in the hobby, but not this time! You leave the brewing and the moral superiority to me. Have fun with wine! :rockin:
So, my in-laws came over last night to celebrate Christmas, and I got to talking to my sister-in-law about brewing. She commented that Goombah, her boyfriend (we all remember this guy), "brewed a few batches of beer, but they didn't turn out, so he went back to making wine."
HA! Take that Goombah! Normally, I'm one to cheer on anyone in the hobby, but not this time! You leave the brewing and the moral superiority to me. Have fun with wine! :rockin:
I know this name sounds familiar. I thought Goombah was a dog with big floppy ears or something?
The joke's on you. His beer's still better than yours, Barely Bob. You'll never leave his shadow.
Last night at dinner with my mother I saw they had Sculpin, so I ordered it.
Server: Oh, I'm sorry, I should have told you, that is the only one we are out of.
Me: Oh, well do you have another IPA? (my mother was looking at the wine list so I didn't have the menu in front of me)
Server: Well, um... Oh! You like dark beer right? Because you ordered Sculpin.
Me: Uh... Well I saw you had Karbach, I'll take their IPA (local brewery, name of the beer escaped me)
Sure enough when he brought out our drinks he brought me a dark beer as he had promised. It was Karbach Mother in Lager (supposed to be a Munich Dunkel but isn't to style at all).
Servers usually don't know anything about beers. I was in the same scenario before and i asked what other IPAs they had, She says this other IPA is similar (it was all local beers from Richmond VA) so i say sure bring it over. I take one sip and ima like wtf this is not an IPA. ask to look at the menu and it was a Vienna Lager.
Do those guys go into nice Italian restaurants and ask the chef to make something just like Chef Boyardee?
I think that someone needs to buy Food Babe some "adult Entertainment Devise" if you get my meaning! AKA vibrator
They call it a Black IPA, but it's really just a roasty dark ale with a lot of hops. Stupid "craft" beers and their gimmicks.
It is when I brew it.I had a guy tell me that a black ipa was a German beer.
I try to brew custom batches for friends and colleagues every so often.
My co-workers boyfriend tried to get in on the action.
Hard to take his begging for beer seriously when he asked for a beer with "low IPAs...if the IPA number gets too high, it's too bitter".
I've seen IBU/IPA confusion on this thread before...but from a guy I barely know as he's trying to convince me to brew for him? I woulda rather he said, "can you make something like Bud Lite?"...
I thought I was having an amazing dream last night; brewing an IPA and cooking while entertaining a bunch of guests. We were drinking beer that I had made, apparently at some point in my subconscious because I have only two bottles left in reality. Everyone was having a blast until we finished bottling (because in the dream world I can brew, ferment and bottle in one night) and one girl screamed, "You forgot to put the hops in!!!" and fainted. My dream turned instant nightmare! I woke up at 3am to my wife comforting me saying, "It's okay I'm sure it will taste fine." She doesn't even like beer but had obviously overheard something pretty funny about beer while I was sleep talking.
Rough night to say the least.
I thought I was having an amazing dream last night; brewing an IPA and cooking while entertaining a bunch of guests. We were drinking beer that I had made, apparently at some point in my subconscious because I have only two bottles left in reality. Everyone was having a blast until we finished bottling (because in the dream world I can brew, ferment and bottle in one night) and one girl screamed, "You forgot to put the hops in!!!" and fainted. My dream turned instant nightmare! I woke up at 3am to my wife comforting me saying, "It's okay I'm sure it will taste fine." She doesn't even like beer but had obviously overheard something pretty funny about beer while I was sleep talking.
Rough night to say the least.
you might want to give Freud a call - that girl concerned about hops was clearly a 'mother image' - and the (green) hops were a major financial concern
BTW - did she have pants on?
What?? Who wears pants at a party in a dream?
Nude brewing really doesn't sound wise. Great way to wind up in the "Injuries sustained while brewing" thread. But, if a room full of women got as turned on by hot wort as me, it would be hard not to join them.
This is supposed to work for cooking bacon, but maybe for home brewing too?
Gose eff yourself. They grow on you.
See what I did there?
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