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We've had a sudden "explosion" of moderators!

Is this a reaction to recent events?

BlightyBrewer said:

We've had a sudden "explosion" of moderators!

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I prefer to think of it as an outbreak.

The Texas boys are ridin'!

Well, as long as it keeps this forum a happy and friendly place, I welcome the outbreak.

BeeGee said:

The Texas boys are ridin'!

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watch it boy! i'll get'a rope so fast it'll knock a buzzard off a gut wagon!

DeRoux's Broux said:

watch it boy! i'll get'a rope so fast it'll knock a buzzard off a gut wagon!

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LOL! Sorry DeRoux, that's just funny..."knock a buzzard off a gut wagon". Is that a Texan phrase? What's a "gut wagon"? Got any more?

BlightyBrewer said:

LOL! Sorry DeRoux, that's just funny..."knock a buzzard off a gut wagon". Is that a Texan phrase? What's a "gut wagon"? Got any more?

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it'll fit like a sock on a rooster!

DeRoux's Broux said:

watch it boy! i'll get'a rope so fast it'll knock a buzzard off a gut wagon!

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No need gettin' hotter than a June bride in a feather bed! It's just y'all were stickin' out like a bourbon bottle at Revival.

I'm havin a riot here!!!!

The only phrase I can think of is "She's got a face like a bulldog licking pi$$ of a nettle"....just imagine it....

She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road

BlightyBrewer said:

I'm havin a riot here!!!!

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Careful Mate, don't upset the Moderators.....

So ugly his mama takes him everywhere she goes so she doesn't have to kiss him goodbye.

DeRoux's Broux said:

She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road

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Reminds me of 'I've seen better legs on an oil rig'

Caplan said:

Careful Mate, don't upset the Moderators.....

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I know...I'm sweatin' like a whore in church. It's all straight flying from here on out.

she's so big she has to sit down in shifts.

Her ass looks like two hams in a tow sack

So fat when she hauls ass it takes two trips.

man, this is good!

Dear lord, they started out rather confusing and just kept getting better

Oh, and congrats on the "promotions" What the heck is your new avatar El P? Looks kind of like a Jedi.

LupusUmbrus said:

What the heck is your new avatar El P? Looks kind of like a Jedi.

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I think it's that kid from 'King of the Hill' all grown up......

She looks like the north end of a southbound dog . . .

Here's a good warning for use by you mods (credited to my father): "Be careful boy, I'll slap you to sleep then slap you for sleepin'!!

And one of the best sayings I ever heard, from an 87 year old friend who pulled over on a highway to grab a beer out of the ice chest: "Sorry pardner, I'm so dry I could fart dust." (That's pretty thirsty!)

LupusUmbrus said:

What the heck is your new avatar El P? Looks kind of like a Jedi.

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One of the very early Jedi...Call BR-549.

That avatar has definitely got the moderator look...I'm not messing!

BlightyBrewer said:

We've had a sudden "explosion" of moderators!

Is this a reaction to recent events?

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ORRELSE was doing the job pretty much alone, Janx and rightwingnut aren't on much, so thought he could use some help.

Congrats ElP and DeRoux. Don't let it go to your heads.

Back to the non-topic, here are a couple from my dad:

"She's uglier than homeade soap."

"The damn thing rattled like a mule in a tin barn."

"(Enter politician's name here) sat there grinnin' like a mule eatin' briars."

So...Who moderates the moderators? Power corrupts....

"She's got a million dollar body...And a face to protect it."

timdsmith72 said:

"She's got a million dollar body...And a face to protect it."

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I've seen a couple of those in my younger years and they always got prettier(less ugly) at closin time.
Ugly is just a light switch away!

Sudster said:

Ugly is just a light switch away!

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Boy, Ain't that the truth!!!

Sudster said:

I've seen a couple of those in my younger years and they always got prettier(less ugly) at closin time.
Ugly is just a light switch away!

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I thought it was, "Beauty is a light switch away."

Either way, we all know what it means.

Denny's Brew said:

So...Who moderates the moderators? Power corrupts....

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We're self moderating.

Self-moderating? Is that a euphanism for something?

Man, with that new avatar, it feels like I'm going to get back-handed whenever I make comments like that

Sam75 said:

I thought it was, "Beauty is a light switch away."

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Depends on whether you are coming or going.

Sam75 said:

I thought it was, "Beauty is a light switch away."

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Depends on whether you are coming or going.

The happy mug said:

Self-moderating? Is that a euphanism for something?

Man, with that new avatar, it feels like I'm going to get back-handed whenever I make comments like that

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Here's another pic of the same guy...do you find him less intimidating now?

that picture worries me MORE. Hell, he's got a horse in bondage, for cryin' out loud!

-walker

Sudster said:

I've seen a couple of those in my younger years and they always got prettier(less ugly) at closin time.
Ugly is just a light switch away!

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I knew a guy who's motto was "go ugly early!"

Here's one of the greatest: Your mamma's so fat that when she gets on the dance floor the band skips!

Walker said:

that picture worries me MORE. Hell, he's got a horse in bondage, for cryin' out loud!

-walker

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That's no horse...that's a mule!!!!

They are bred for bondage!

El. P...you are one scary dude...we need the moderators!

homebrewer_99 said:

Your mamma's so fat that when she gets on the dance floor the band skips!

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"If she had a nose full of nickels she'd be a millionaire."

BlightyBrewer said:

That's no horse...that's a mule!!!!

They are bred for bondage!

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What are you, some kind of a mulist? You probably think they shouldn't be allowed to breed, don't you.