Funny things you've overheard about beer

DoD_Ales said:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03332/g7-kruen-obama-bee_3332809b.jpg

"Angela Merkel welcomed Barack Obama to the G7 summit with a traditional Bavarian breakfast on Sunday – complete with a half-litre of beer."

"But before he could get down to business, Mrs Merkel treated him to a full Bavarian breakfast of white sausages, pretzels and foaming lager."

Why is this funny? Imagine, calling a weissbier a lager!

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I'd love a Bavarian Breakfast. Lager, ale, sour; breakfast beer (or lunch beer) would be a value add for many.

With fear of being that 'well actually' guy, aren't hops bad for dogs? I don't own a dog, but I thought I heard/read that somewhere.

wobrien said:

With fear of being that 'well actually' guy, aren't hops bad for dogs? I don't own a dog, but I thought I heard/read that somewhere.

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Yeah, there's a sticky about it up top.

I'm too lazy but this needs the Jackie chan meme

phug said:

I'm too lazy but this needs the Jackie chan meme

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wobrien said:

With fear of being that 'well actually' guy, aren't hops bad for dogs? I don't own a dog, but I thought I heard/read that somewhere.

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No one was talking about feeding hops to dogs. Apparently someone thought the spent grain biscuits had hops in them.

Thanks Slym

I'm sure glad this thread finally got funny again...


it was funny at one time............wasn't it?

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I'm going to post about how this thread isn't funny, but should be.. further increasing it's funny value by a power of 0.
Just kidding, I don't math.

SupervisingChildren said:

Asked the waitress what was on tap and she described the Big Ditch Excavator as a pale ale, which I had never tried and didn't feel like seeing what it was on the Internet so I ordered it. Fail.... this is definitely a brown.

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That's the new inverse pale ale that is hitting the scene.

n240sxguy said:

No one was talking about feeding hops to dogs. Apparently someone thought the spent grain biscuits had hops in them.

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Post #10069

zmanzorro said:

Post #10069

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Now THAT'S funny.

zmanzorro said:

Post #10069

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I realize where in the thread it occurred. Wobrien said he read that hops were bad for dogs. I acknowledged that fact and said that someone, the lady mentioned in post # 10069, thought that the spent grain dog biscuits were made with hops.

Now we have a serious, dedicated group of scientists studying hangovers:

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/06/the-painful-science-of-hangovers/373138/

What took them so long?

n240sxguy said:

I realize where in the thread it occurred. Wobrien said he read that hops were bad for dogs. I acknowledged that fact and said that someone, the lady mentioned in post # 10069, thought that the spent grain dog biscuits were made with hops.

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I think the hangup is whether the guy thought it was funny that she thought hops were in the biscuit, or whether he thought it was funny that she thought hops were bad for dogs.

I think that we can all agree that either way it's no longer funny since we've dissected that post (or vivisected?)

Back on topic...

It's funny because clowns y'see.

I Just needed a shopping cart to leave Bevmo.... BJCP studies with the club. I haZ excuse!

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cannman said:

I Just needed a shopping cart to leave Bevmo.... BJCP studies with the club. I haZ excuse!

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Wheeling that over to your burning trash barrel?

Kee said:

Now we have a serious, dedicated group of scientists studying hangovers:

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/06/the-painful-science-of-hangovers/373138/

What took them so long?

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They were hungover as sh*t.

renrutle said:

I do apologize for any offence that anyone may have experienced from the racial overtones of this article. I do in fact have many friends from the Great White North and meant no disrespect to anyone.



All opinions are owned by their respective owners and cannot be attributed to those that do not own said opinion.

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Canadian is a race? What did they do mate with Bigfoot?

watermelon83 said:

Canadian is a race? What did they do mate with Bigfoot?

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ummm... yeah. it's basic junior high biology.

Excuse me, as a Canadian, once you hit the arctic tundra and your garden variety squatch is white, then I believe the preferred term is yeti

phug said:

Excuse me, as a Canadian, once you hit the arctic tundra and your garden variety squatch is white, then I believe the preferred term is yeti

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Good catch. I remember missing this in a mid-term exam question.

phug said:

Excuse me, as a Canadian, once you hit the arctic tundra and your garden variety squatch is white, then I believe the preferred term is yeti

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Yeti are native to the Himalayas. What you're talking about is a Polar Sasquatch. Sure you're Canuckian, dude?

GuldTuborg said:

Yeti are native to the Himalayas. What you're talking about is a Polar Sasquatch. Sure you're Canuckian, dude?

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your math is correct. 2+back bacon(Polar Sasquatch)=Canuckian. and if you divide that by (3.14xMapel Syrup) and you have Torontotarian.

Canada is a classic story of what could have been.

Given our heritage, we could have had English culture, French cuisine, and American technology. Instead, we wound up with American culture, English cuisine, and French technology.

Psylocide said:

Wheeling that over to your burning trash barrel?

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Bawwwaaaaaahaaaaaaa!

A co-worker said this to me the other night at work..........

"F**k homebrewing beer, I want to learn how to make moonshine!"

"You do realize moonshining is illegal, right?"- My reply.

*Awkward pause*

"Well...only if they catch you....."

:smack:

GuldTuborg said:

Yeti are native to the Himalayas. What you're talking about is a Polar Sasquatch. Sure you're Canuckian, dude?

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The "polar squatch" all came over the land bridge from Asia and are more closely related to the yeti than your garden variety squatch. Polar squatch is a common misnomer. In fact anything north of the 49th parallel is yeti thanks to the yeti/ squatch conflict accords of 1433.

Trust me, I'm Canadian and 1/29th yeti on my mother's cousin's neighbour's side.

phug said:

The "polar squatch" all came over the land bridge from Asia and are more closely related to the yeti than your garden variety squatch. Polar squatch is a common misnomer. In fact anything north of the 49th parallel is yeti thanks to the yeti/ squatch conflict accords of 1433.

Trust me, I'm Canadian and 1/29th yeti on my mother's cousin's neighbour's side.

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Polar sqatches sometimes in the far north are called bumbles, and bumbles bounce. Bumbles occasionally need a dentist as well.

phug said:

and 1/29th yeti on my mother's cousin's neighbour's side.

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Eww. Someone in your family (neighbor's family?) liked Teh Furries. Not sexy.

This is the funny thread, not the sexy thread

phug said:

This is the funny thread, not the sexy thread

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Are you sure? This thread had its funny removed a long time ago.

It did not get replaced by sexy. I'll tell you that!

Maybe if I show you some boobies?



How about now? Is it sexy yet?

my mother's cousin's neighbour's side.



in some places here in the US there is a chance they could all be the same person

I’m bringing sexy back
Them other boys don’t know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.

We've hit a new low

what the? We asked for Sexy and got Funny?

Vamptrump said:

I’m bringing sexy back
Them other boys don’t know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.

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Nothing says sexy like a dude singing like a girl.