Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Anyone know where I can buy a "Free Hernandez" hat? I have a family reunion coming up and it would be a nice conversation piece.

GenIke said:

Anyone know where I can buy a "Free Hernandez" hat? I have a family reunion coming up and it would be a nice conversation piece.

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da fuq is you?

He doesn't wear the Dolphins hat anymore, but he does know who his favorite WR is...

ChshreCat said:

He doesn't wear the Dolphins hat anymore, but he does know who his favorite WR is...

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dolphins hat was real, this = picture + paint, maybe next time

Your powers of deduction truly boggle the mind. You should be on CSI.

ChshreCat said:

Your powers of deduction truly boggle the mind. You should be on CSI.

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and you should be a comedian cuz that picture was HILARIOUS

finsfan said:

looks like kaep is rooting for the dolphins this year too!

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Pull you're god damned pants up son.

finsfan said:

and you should be a comedian cuz that picture was HILARIOUS

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So, did you stand up in the middle of the theater and let everyone know that Christopher Reeve couldn't really fly and that they used wires and a green screen?

That pic is 100% legit. I know the guy who took the pic. Colin is a HUGE Golden Tate fan.

ChshreCat said:

So, did you stand up in the middle of the theater and let everyone know that Christopher Reeve couldn't really fly and that they used wires and a green screen?

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No way superman was a fraud! My whole life is a lie.

Punity said:

No way superman was a fraud! My whole life is a lie.

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Christopher Reeve was was an *******

I don't think Christopher Reeve could do much flying later in his life.

HoppyDaze said:

Christopher Reeve was was an *******

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WAS being the operative word.

Go Phins.

Go Niners!!!!

you're a weird dude...

by weird I mean super gay

whooooo!!!!

Dumb

HoppyDaze said:

you're a weird dude...

by weird I mean super gay

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I just thought it was hilarious. Sums up Kaep's offseason pretty well.

man this has gone downhill terribly

It's training camp what the hell is there to talk S about.

your mother

Important training camp footage

HoppyDaze said:

your mother

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Gross have at her

Lol at Percy Harvin maybe being gone for the year.

McBrewskie said:

Lol at Percy Harvin maybe being gone for the year.

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That was so last week...

hoppydaze said:

that was so last week...

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l-o-l

McBrewskie said:

l-o-l

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I don't think tie fighters are relevant facts.

McBrewskie said:

Lol at Percy Harvin maybe being gone for the year.

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Lol at having Te lining up at wr becuase you have none. Man this game is easy

Meh. Harvin will be back for the playoffs and superbowl. Don't need him for a bunch of regular season victories.

ChshreCat said:

Meh. Harvin will be back for the playoffs and superbowl. Don't need him for a bunch of regular season victories.

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Agreed. Just resting him for when he's needed most.

Although I wanna know how a TE and a 30+ possession wr are gonna be good.

Punity said:

Agreed. Just resting him for when he's needed most.

Although I wanna know how a TE and a 30+ possession wr are gonna be good.

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Crabs will be back by November kids. Also, Vernon is just getting a few reps, he's still gonna play TE. Besides he's still as fast as any player on the Seahawks so WR isn't much of a stretch.

McBrewskie said:

Crabs will be back by November kids. Also, Vernon is just getting a few reps, he's still gonna play TE. Besides he's still as fast as any player on the Seahawks so WR isn't much of a stretch.

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LaMike's gonna carry that squad after Gore blows his neck out in the first Seattle matchup

McBrewskie said:

Crabs will be back by November kids. Also, Vernon is just getting a few reps, he's still gonna play TE. Besides he's still as fast as any player on the Seahawks so WR isn't much of a stretch.

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Delusional as always. An achilles tear and he'll be back by November. Hard to play TE when you have no Wideouts laughable at best. Yes take all the speed you want that = Lockett who cant catch a pass to save his life. I've been reading how jenkins is progressing horribly and well all the others are hurt. Guess Kaper is gonna have to just run around like a chicken with the "talent" you guys are producing down there.

definitely nothing to talk about these days

finsfan said:

definitely nothing to talk about these days

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Well for irrelevant teams no not really.

no news coverage in the Nfl is normally a good thing, that means nobodies been hurt or arrested and they are practicing, not dancing around with the media

no news coverage of the dolphins is.....wait....dolphins???

you wanna talk about......dolphins!??!

motobrewer said:

no news coverage of the dolphins is.....wait....dolphins???

you wanna talk about......dolphins!??!

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Practice

not the game