You Probably Think They're Hot, But I Don't

[Cromwell]

I usually have no issue with women who have a butchier affect. However, Angie Harmon from Law and Order and also Rizzoli and Iles is straight up gross.

Woohoo! You sir, are my hero for the day, using "affect" in the best possible way.

 

[dfc]

To play off of Halbrust's thread, this is for celebrities that most people are probably into, but just don't do it for you.

I'll start it off with Angelina Jolie. I know everyone is in love with her, but I've always thought she was overrated.

Agreed wholeheartedly.

 

[djfriesen]

Sarah Jessica Parker

 

[dfc]

Some people actually think she's hot?

 

[JUST_BREW_IT]

Megan Fox. Sure she's got a nice body but something about her face just screams "b!tch" to me. Instant turn off...plus she reminds me of my ex, not just her features but in the way she acts in movies.

under no circumstances would I ever procreate with her! EVER!

 

[dfc]

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

 

[jungatheart]

To play off of Halbrust's thread, this is for celebrities that most people are probably into, but just don't do it for you.

I'll start it off with Angelina Jolie. I know everyone is in love with her, but I've always thought she was overrated.

I respectfully disagree.

 

[headbanger]

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

Perfect! But not to be confused with Sarah Jessie..

 

[russrob81]

Sarah Jessica Parker

She looks like a foot to me. The one that does zero for me is Rihanna. Do not get what's there. Plus her music could be used in lieu of weatherboarding and her boyfriend is a ****** too

 

[wobrien]

I respectfully disagree.

Was this picture supposed to prove your point or mine? ;-)

 

[jungatheart]

Was this picture supposed to prove your point or mine? ;-)

Neither. You either find her attractive or you don't.

I think she's a classic beauty. Especially in the movie "The Tourist."

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

Resurrecting this thread cause of one I don't get right now.

Jennifer Lawrence

Similar to what I said before, I would absolutely do her, and I tihnk she seems to have an A+ personality, but I don't get the infatuation with her looks. She seems to right now regularly rank hotter than bonafide grade A hotties like Kate Upton or Scar Jo. And no it's not just a blonde thing for me, cause there's plenty of others like Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, or my Mad Men faves Jessica Pare and Alison Brie (who I can totally get if others don't find hot but I digress)

I just don't get it. She's cute, she's an excellent actress for her age, but I don't see hot when I look at her.

 

[BigFloyd]

Julia Roberts.

That was the first name that popped into my mind.

She puts the "ug" in the ugly.

 

[fenderbass]

Norma Bates from the Bates Motel show. Hot.

 

[russrob81]

Gwenyth Paltrow. People magazine claims she the most beautiful woman. Ridiculous. I don't know what's worse. Her looks or how she thinks everyone should be as "great" as her uke:

 

[jungatheart]

Gwenyth Paltrow. People magazine claims she the most beautiful woman. Ridiculous. I don't know what's worse. Her looks or how she thinks everyone should be as "great" as her uke:


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Most beautiful or most arrogant, politically correct?

 

[Goofynewfie]

she is average. never did see anything special about her

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

She's moderately hot. No she's not the most beautiful woman in the world by my opinion (which most whatever in where/whenever is usually 100% based on opinions) she doesn't look bad for 40.

 

[MuddyCreek]

Matthew McConaughey. Does absolutely nothing for me. In fact, If I were pressed I would say that I am actually kinda horrified at the idea of having any kind of affectionate contact with him whatsoever.

 

[kh54s10]

Gwenyth Paltrow. People magazine claims she the most beautiful woman. Ridiculous. I don't know what's worse. Her looks or how she thinks everyone should be as "great" as her uke:


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I agree! She is good looking... But MOST BEAUTIFUL???????

 

[wobrien]

Am I the only one that thinks its crazy that Miley Cyrus is #1 on the Maxim Hot 100?

 

[Goofynewfie]

No, not in the slightest

 

[Homercidal]

Am I the only one that thinks its crazy that Miley Cyrus is #1 on the Maxim Hot 100?

At her best, she's like top 10 to 20. On the other hand, she seems to be quite the party girl. I'm willing to bet you could get her into a menage a troi with a little weed.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I bet there are MAYBE two or three of us who could handle Miley Cyrus without our hearts vaporlocking.

Go with a smile on the face though.

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

Am I the only one that thinks its crazy that Miley Cyrus is #1 on the Maxim Hot 100?

As I said above those lists are largely subjective. But she's a better 1 than some of the other number 1s I've seen (yes I'd easily bang her over Jennifer Lawrence)

Now them having Selena Gomez at number 2 is just pervy. She looks about 13.

Though I am glad everyone got over Sofia Vergara is the hottest woman in the world kick.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Yeah if Selena Gomez was #2 CUTEST I'd agree. She's adorable... but she's barely out of the larval stage.

 

[m_c_zero]

Miley Cyrus is nasty. She looks like a little boy.

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

Miley Cyrus is nasty. She looks like a little boy.

If little boys looked like her, I get Michael Jackson now.

 

[Homercidal]

No comment on Selena Gomez, other than I think Miranda Cosgrove is a little bit hotter (and a better actress and funnier...) Really, though, I'm a fan of the sidekicks. I even liked Gabrielle over Zena.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I even liked Gabrielle over Zena.

Put those hands TOGETHER.

you're welcome