You Probably Think They're Hot, But I Don't

[McBrewskie]

Beyonce. I don't see it...

Those thighs, I'd love to have my head between those thighs.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Lucy Liu. I'm going to get a lot of flak for this one, but she has something of a blunt force trauma look going on.

 

[McBrewskie]

Anne Hathaway

I would absolutely obliterate Anne Hathaway. She's a mulligan for me and the wife knows it.

 

[drainbamage]

I've never found Kate Moss attractive, not only because her waist is probably smaller around than my neck (and I'm not a big guy), but there's something wrong with her face too. Her eyes are too far apart...she looks like an alien.

+1 on Fergie as well.

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

Lucy Liu. I'm going to get a lot of flak for this one, but she has something of a blunt force trauma look going on.

I would agree with you but I'm not one to just fall into the persuasion.

 

[beaksnbeer]

I guy I went to school with wanted to do Grace Jones just to say he did.

 

[Bobby_M]

I would absolutely obliterate Anne Hathaway. She's a mulligan for me and the wife knows it.

I like her in a lot of movies and stuff but man, it looks like they intentionally photoshopped her ugly for that cover shot.

 

[Homercidal]

I like her in a lot of movies and stuff but man, it looks like they intentionally photoshopped her ugly for that cover shot.

+1. Looks like a slight case of stroke. Plus her eyes and mouth are HUGE and her nose has a funny shape.

That said, in some movies she's not too bad.

 

[Brewsncrabs]

Julia Roberts. Barf!

 

[stevo4361]

Julia Roberts. Barf!

Agreed. Not hot.

 

[wobrien]

Scarlet Johanssen is attractive. But sexiest woman alive?! No way.

 

[wobrien]

Also, Padma Lakshi? Not hot. Sorry.

 

[hunter_le five]

This thread makes me feel like I have low standards...

 

[wobrien]

This thread makes me feel like I have low standards...

Haha, my tone would change real quick with real-life opportunities with the ladies mentioned in this thread. Believe that.

 

[Henry22]

Always have this conversation with my friends on celebrities or girls we know. Funny because none of us ever agree. Thats good though, would be pretty terrible if everyone thought the same people were attractive.

For me I would have to say Miley Cyrus as #1 and then Megan Fox. Zero attraction to Miley and little to none to Megan Fox. Miley is nasty.

 

[headbanger]

Scarlet Johanssen is attractive. But sexiest woman alive?! No way.

Close enough.

 

[jhoneycutt]

Always have this conversation with my friends on celebrities or girls we know. Funny because none of us ever agree. Thats good though, would be pretty terrible if everyone thought the same people were attractive.

For me I would have to say Miley Cyrus as #1 and then Megan Fox. Zero attraction to Miley and little to none to Megan Fox. Miley is nasty.

Megan fox WAS hot, not anymore though.

 

[Henry22]

Megan fox WAS hot, not anymore though.

Not to me. Natalie Portman is my #1, also like Scarlet.

 

[pmcint01]

Its amazing how people have different tastes in women.

 

[sfrisby]

Good god I had a thought. Combining this thread with "Show us your SWMBO" thread.

Dangerous.

 

[DrunkleJon]

So you think your SWMBO is hot, but I don't?

Yep, if you create that thread, you are going to have a bad time.

 

[wobrien]

I will have popcorn ready just in case

 

[NuclearRich]

I would absolutely obliterate Anne Hathaway. She's a mulligan for me and the wife knows it.

Shes already been obliterated. By the ugly stick.

 

[NuclearRich]

Already been mentioned that I agree with whole heartedly: Rihanna and Sarah Jessica Horser, er Parker.

Miley Cyrus is pretty damned funny looking

 

[wobrien]

Already been mentioned that I agree with whole heartedly: Rihanna and Sarah Jessica Horser, er Parker.

Miley Cyrus is pretty damned funny looking

Not sure Parker or Cyrus qualify for this thread bc there can't be anyone who thinks they're hot, but if they qualify, Sarah Jessica Parker would be the (long) face of this thread.

 

[NuclearRich]

Not sure Parker or Cyrus qualify for this thread bc there can't be anyone who thinks they're hot, but if they qualify, Sarah Jessica Parker would be the (long) face of this thread.

Good point. I do, however, need to align myself with the side that would bang any one of the horses. I mean ANGELINA JOLIE? MEGAN FOX? Now THOSE are mulligans, my friends. I am pretty sure my woman would make me do it, AND she would demand to join.

mental note.... dont post in show your SWMBO....

anyhoooo, I had a copy of her SI swimsuit cover for years, but not for her face. Tyra Banks is pretty ugly for a supermodel. Actually, a LOT of supermodels are really ugly. Its weird.

 

[wobrien]

anyhoooo, I had a copy of her SI swimsuit cover for years, but not for her face. Tyra Banks is pretty ugly for a supermodel. Actually, a LOT of supermodels are really ugly. Its weird.

Another new thread idea, "Favorite Butterface"

SMH [ill show myself out]

 

[DrunkleJon]

anyhoooo, I had a copy of her SI swimsuit cover for years, but not for her face. Tyra Banks is pretty ugly for a supermodel. Actually, a LOT of supermodels are really ugly. Its weird.

I think it is because their superpowers are being able to hoover up ungodly amounts of coke and not eating.

 

[NuclearRich]

I think it is because their superpowers are being able to hoover up ungodly amounts of photographers.

fixed it for ya

I do enjoy me some of the ladies from victorias secret. But otherwise most high end fashion models have manly square faces and huge eyebrows

 

[Homercidal]

fixed it for ya

I do enjoy me some of the ladies from victorias secret. But otherwise most high end fashion models have manly square faces and huge eyebrows

Scrawny sticks with constant weird expressions. No thank you. I'm pretty sure that once the clothes come off you you get to see living examples of Nazi Concentration camp victims.

Then again, there are a couple of VS models who aren't half bad...