You know you're a home brewer when?

[Renegades_Brew]

When SWMBO decides that "brewing" gets it's own category in the finance tracking software

Mine did this. However she takes part in all processes of the brewing process too. And it was because of her that i now have 5 more items on my list of "Upcoming Brews" She bought the kits.

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

When you refer to dish soap foaming up in the sink as krausen.

 

[unionrdr]

When you have all the bottles you need, but just can't bring yourself to toss out a newly emptied batch of craft bottles. Das ist mein kampf....

 

[TrustyOlJohnson]

Today I discovered that I did not add enough potassium sorbate to my last batch of wine. The pics don't really do it justice View attachment 215838View attachment 215839View attachment 215840


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I thought this was a crime scene at first


"Sometimes Im right half of the time..."

 

[unionrdr]

The pic looks like the crime scene at Dr Sam's house over in bay village they knocked down.

 

[catdaddy66]

When you have all the bottles you need, but just can't bring yourself to toss out a newly emptied batch of craft bottles. Das ist mein kampf....

LOL!

An old Swahili proverb: "Life is struggle... Embrace the struggle!"


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[unionrdr]

LOL!

An old Swahili proverb: "Life is struggle... Embrace the struggle!"


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Constantly...Das ist mein teil...:rockin:

 

[Jeffries55]

... you consider buying your oats for oatmeal at the LHBS store because it's about half the price of store bought oats.

 

[EdMerican]

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[EdMerican]

... you consider buying your oats for oatmeal at the LHBS store because it's about half the price of store bought oats.

Seriously? I get 2lbs of oatmeal at the grocery store for about $ 1.50. You're looking at the wrong brand or wrong packaging, friend. If only my local Aldi sold malted barley. ..

 

[Black Island Brewer]

When you come home from vacation, and tucked in between the suitcases and the beach umbrella is 100 pounds of malt and a vintage bench capper.

 

[SupervisingChildren]

When your son has "wine" tastings of "wine" that he made. It's non fermented water haha.

 

[Kirkwooder]

When your son has "wine" tastings of "wine" that he made. It's non fermented water haha.

It just goes to prove, He who makes wine, entertains the most ladies! :rockin:

No matter his age.

 

[DrunkleJon]

And he already has the one on the right halfway out of her clothes. You should be proud.

 

[SupervisingChildren]

And he already has the one on the right halfway out of her clothes. You should be proud.

Nah, that's his sister hahahaha!
Maybe I need to make him stop brewing or stop sharing with her!

 

[1fast636]

When you dry hop your coffee

 

[plumber_bob]

When you dry hop your coffee

Tell me more.
I might wanna try that.

pb

 

[unionrdr]

When your insomnia keeps you from sleeping one wink all night...& the first thing you do is come on here at 5:20 something.

 

[beerpete]

When you come home from vacation, and tucked in between the suitcases and the beach umbrella is 100 pounds of malt and a vintage bench capper.

I just got my grandfather's capper from my sister who didn't even know what it was!

 

[catdaddy66]

You know you're a homebrewer when you learn of a friends passing and all you want to do is brew a beer in memory...


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[smAllGrain]

When you constantly listen to Brewing TV Episodes over and over and over again while at work. Also, dreaming of all the new recipes I need to create or brew

 

[GrogNerd]

You know you're a homebrewer when you learn of a friends passing and all you want to do is brew a beer in memory...


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our brew club buddy died last weekend, funeral tomorrow.

such a nice guy. helpful with brewing advice, answering questions. and one time i mentioned i was low on bottles, he brought in 9 cases for me to the next meeting

definitely want to brew something to honor his memory

 

[BreezyBrew]

When you buy a food savor to save money on hops and the first thing you do is seal your wife's straight iron

 

[Natdavis777]

When 90% of you household glassware is various pint glasses


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[wahmbush]

You go to the produce store and your wife asks if you want to brew a raspberry or blueberry beer because a case of each is 99¢.

 

[DrunkleJon]

When you buy a food savor to save money on hops and the first thing you do is seal your wife's straight iron

You may find a home here
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/messing-swmbo-356492/
It is about time someone adds to that thread.

 

[1fast636]

Tell me more.

I might wanna try that.



pb

Well I picked some fresh hops from the back yard threw them in a coffee filter and let them step over night in the cup, I got another cup going right now actually lol pic attached. Think I might do a hole 12 cups with 1/2 oz or oz sometime soon will keep you guys posted lol

 

[1fast636]

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[bleme]

Well I picked some fresh hops from the back yard threw them in a coffee filter and let them step over night in the cup,

Look for a French Press at yard sales and second hand stores. The paper coffee filter absorbs some of the hop oils, while a French Press uses a stainless steel plate to filter.

 

[Teromous]

Your farts smell like hops. You know it's true. Don't deny this...