You know you're a home brewer when?

[Setesh]

When you're slightly offended that the vacation house you're staying in has several wine glasses, but not a single pint glass to be found.

That is a great reason to head to the local brewery and buy one of theirs to take home with you!

 

[Ilan34]

ha! That's my wife's standard question. "are you brewing this weekend?"

+ 1,000

 

[catdaddy66]

When your wife asks you to make some gravy for breakfast and some how you start making a starter instead and you dont even realize it till she comes in and asks what kind of f... gravy is like that.

Lmao! I got up to make my starter this am!



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[WilliamSlayer]

A few weeks? For one six pack?! Hell, I gave a buddy a sixer for mowing my lawn once while I was out of town!


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New neighbour.

 

[WilliamSlayer]

I guess his homebrew is better than yours :cross:

;-)

 

[insanim8er]

You know you're a homebrewer when everytime you drink the beer you make,this happens:

 

[timrox1212]

When a buddy offers to pay for half a batch of a coors light clone...and you still brew a Belgian IPA because you can't stand having crappy swill in your kegs.


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[insanim8er]

When a buddy offers to pay for half a batch of a coors light clone...and you still brew a Belgian IPA because you can't stand having crappy swill in your kegs.


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do the cream of three crops... It'll appeal to him as a BMC drinker, but it's actually good. Make him pay for the whole batch since it'll be like $10

I'm going to try to get it down even more by using grits vs flaked corn (that stuff is what cost the most) I also used regular rice and just boiled it before I put it into the mash.

 

[timrox1212]

do the cream of three crops... It'll appeal to him as a BMC drinker, but it's actually good. Make him pay for the whole batch since it'll be like $10



I'm going to try to get it down even more by using grits vs flaked corn (that stuff is what cost the most) I also used regular rice and just boiled it before I put it into the mash.

Oh I've brewed that for him. And he likes it but I brew a California common style that kinda tastes like coors light that he loves and always wants me to have on tap but it's just boring to me unless I want to get fall down drunk.


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[paperairplane]

When you're drinking tea / coffee / soda - and you try to figure out it's SRM

 

[dmarc85]

When this is in your garage...



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[DrunkleJon]

When this is in your garage...
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Looks like you got an empty tap there. Better get brewing

 

[zmanzorro]

You tell your friends that "you're looking at infections" when browsing the Pellicle Photo Collection thread in the Lambic & Wild forum.

 

[DrunkleJon]

You find yourself checking out HBT posts instead of worrying about the date you have in half an hour.

 

[unionrdr]

But then you always look forward to good booty & BBQ!

 

[bleme]

On the way to the restroom, you know you need to open the valve on the racking arm but you wonder if you need to dump the trub as long as you are there.

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

When you buy Bud Lite from the store for an out of town guest and feel the need to explain to the cashier that it's really not for you.

 

[beerpete]

When you bottle your dry hopped IPA and after you get all the whole hops out of the carboy you turn on the garbage disposal and after a minute it clogs.


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[m1k3]

...when you order your yeast a cup of ice.


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[JonM]

When you're a few blocks away from the massive Miller Brewery and think "something smells like the kitchen when I make a starter."

 

[WilliamSlayer]

When you go to the local home improvement store and know more about tubing, copper piping and inner diameter is versus outer diameters then the guy with the apron!

 

[BreezyBrew]

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...when you order your yeast a cup of ice.


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Done that!

 

[unionrdr]

When you go to the local home improvement store and know more about tubing, copper piping and inner diameter is versus outer diameters then the guy with the apron!

I've done that,man! It's kinda funny when you think about it. Kinda reminds me of Bill Cosby's bit about the kid at the candy counter.

 

[WilliamSlayer]

When did you score all of the pieces needed for an 20 foot immersion chiller at the home improvement store for 28$ and feel like you stole it from them!

 

[rockbasementbeer]

When your "bonus" is a sack of 2 row

 

[catdaddy66]

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...when you order your yeast a cup of ice.


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Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Lmao!!!


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[hotspurdotus]

When your beer purchases are influenced by how easy it is to remove the labels from the bottles.

 

[beaksnbeer]

When you're a few blocks away from the massive Miller Brewery and think "something smells like the kitchen when I make a starter."

Loved that smell when I drove down 45/41

 

[Zepth]

When you're pouring water from a pitcher (I know. Obscure item to be pouring. Water.) and your friends call you out as being experienced at pouring based on the anti-dregs style.

 

[SEndorf]

When the brew cave is open and all the neighbors come over for free beer.
I've been offered cash for a 12'er so many times. Unfortunately that's a no no. Not goin there ever.


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