You know you're a home brewer when?

[BeastMaster]

You start planning recipes directed at luring specific people you know into craft beer.

 

[fuzzy2133]

you start planning recipes directed at luring specific people you know into craft beer.

+1

 

[unionrdr]

You start planning recipes directed at luring specific people you know into craft beer.

Ah yes,exstacy of brew?! for a few brewer's more?! Fist full of Beers? :cross:

 

[jd_brewing]

When you find yourself adding homemade hop juice to bmc beers to make them consumable when your broke

 

[insanim8er]

When you find yourself adding homemade hop juice to bmc beers to make them consumable when your broke

If you were a real home brewer, you wouldn't be drinking BMC

For the cost of BMC, you can make some cream of three crops. That reminds me... Mine is ready to keg.

 

[jd_brewing]

If you were a real home brewer, you wouldn't be drinking BMC

For the cost of BMC, you can make some cream of three crops. That reminds me... Mine is ready to keg.

True, true. I had a killian's left that I thought hmm what if I add some
Hops to this

 

[insanim8er]

True, true. I had a killian's left that I thought hmm what if I add some
Hops to this

I'm just messing with ya.. But that's funny. I was at the LHBS a couple weeks ago. A guy came in saying how he couldn't drink anymore due to health. But he really liked beer, so he would do the o'doul's non-alcoholic beers. But he was upset cause they had no taste at all, so he was asking the owner for advice on what he could do. I told him to try hop oil.

 

[sammy33]

You know you're a home brewer when?

SWMBO:
Wakes up and says "Why were you trying to fuggle Willamette last night?"

ME:
"Huh?"

SWMBO:
"You must have been talking in your sleep. Wait a minute, who the fuggle is Willamette!"

:smack:

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

When you think that BIAB on the stovetop is a legitimate alternative to turning the heat up.

 

[Terek]

You built an awsome shelf system in your garage to store brewing stuff, but the rest of your stuff in garage stays in a big heap in the corner

 

[akillys]

When your father-in-law prefers to drink the first to batches of beer that you have brewed as opposed to his usual Bud Light Lime. Kills the case that you had brought and then ask you to bring more the next time you come over.

 

[chadbert1977]

You built an awsome shelf system in your garage to store brewing stuff, but the rest of your stuff in garage stays in a big heap in the corner

I did this yesterday in my closet, don't have a garage yet. And then found that the shelving wasn't big enough to hold all the current supplies, let alone the equipment that I will add when I go AG.

 

[bleme]

You built an awsome shelf system in your garage to store brewing stuff, but the rest of your stuff in garage stays in a big heap in the corner

Stalker...

 

[Cultkid]

When your brother-in-law casually mentions to some friends and family at dinner out while we're trying to figure out which craft beer the restaurant has on tap, that the best beer he's ever tasted came in a bottle. When asked which one it was, he points at you and says; "It was one of his".

 

[Brewmie]

When reading these posts and you realize more than half of them apply to you. (specifically the shelves in the garage while everything else is in disarray and the point others make to let others know you are a brewer)

 

[EdMerican]

when reading these posts and you realize more than half of them apply to you. (specifically the shelves in the garage while everything else is in disarray and the point others make to let others know you are a brewer)

+1

 

[Newsman]

+1

+2 :d

 

[Malty_Dog]

When you find yourself looking for inspiration on a Sunday morning...in the beer aisle.

*puts on anti-lightning suit*

 

[Paradigm]

When using a spade bit drill on your fridge is an inspired idea.

 

[thatjonguy]

We have all been there...

 

[PRE66_6TART]

When you find yourself looking for inspiration on a Sunday morning...in the beer aisle.

*puts on anti-lightning suit*

Not sure what the anti-lightning suit is for. I'm pretty sure Thor would approve.

 

[RSoltis]

You're watching bobsledding on the Olympics and the go down the sanke shoots and you think.... hmmm... maybe I need to start kegging

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[bajaedition]

If you were a real home brewer, you wouldn't be drinking BMC

For the cost of BMC, you can make some cream of three crops. That reminds me... Mine is ready to keg.

You know i have been a homebrewer for decades and never have considered not drinking a BMC product.

And why would you, unless you were a beer snob. After all if you are at the lake and enjoying the day in and out of the water, you would refuse a BMC product your buddy gave you?

 

[insanim8er]

You know i have been a homebrewer for decades and never have considered not drinking a BMC product.

And why would you, unless you were a beer snob. After all if you are at the lake and enjoying the day in and out of the water, you would refuse a BMC product your buddy gave you?

I wouldn't have to refuse.



I'd have 6 gallons of my own Homebrew to drink. And 9 more gallons waiting to get tapped if need be.

Relax, don't worry, have a BMC. I was just joking with him anyway.

 

[bajaedition]

I keep 3 tappers going usually, but still have commercial beers in the fridge

and Miller High life is always there, no better beer to drink while working in the yard IMHO.

Plus why would I want to bother brewing it, I can brew otherstuff and just buy that

 

[erichsmith]

When you drive by the Miller/Coors plant and dream of what you could do in there over a long weekend. I also wish one of the trains carrying their grain would breakdown on the tracks behind my shop long enough for me to get a few hundred pounds.


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[insanim8er]

I keep 3 tappers going usually, but still have commercial beers in the fridge

and Miller High life is always there, no better beer to drink while working in the yard IMHO.

Plus why would I want to bother brewing it, I can brew otherstuff and just buy that

Try cream of three crops. I think I pay $13 for 5 gallons worth of ingredients. I do buy my base malt in bulk, and I didn't use minute rice. Instead I boiled my own rice. It's a brew that appeals to the BMC drinkers. Very simple recipe too.

 

[Zuljin]

When you are a wizard!

 

[Malty_Dog]

Not sure what the anti-lightning suit is for. I'm pretty sure Thor would approve.

Just trying to cover all my bases

 

[jd_brewing]

I wouldn't have to refuse.

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I'd have 6 gallons of my own Homebrew to drink. And 9 more gallons waiting to get tapped if need be.

Relax, don't worry, have a BMC. I was just joking with him anyway.

One corner of my mancave, I usually keep all three taps full, I am thankful for the co3c post though it encouraged me to check out some recipes for a party I have coming up and am getting the ingredients tomorrow... Hopefully! Gunna call it yellow fizz lol


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