You know you're a home brewer when?

[DrunkleJon]

Okay, granted. I may need a better name. Here is to Cascade Baby Shampoo. For your IPA-by

 

[DrunkleJon]

Holy Crap! It already exists!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007Y6UENQ/?tag=skimlinks_replacement-20

 

[thatjonguy]

Holy Crap! It already exists!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007Y6UENQ/?tag=skimlinks_replacement-20

If it isn't fulfilled by Amazon it doesn't exist. Prime for the win.

 

[rlmiller10]

of course now we will need to try different hops to find the best one for hair and scalp...this brewing thing could get carried away

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

When you hear someone's personality described as being bitter, and the first thing you think of is hops

...and the hair care products associated with hops

 

[DrunkleJon]

Oh, you know I just did. I dub thee.. Hop-poo

Well, the pellets have fully expanded and after shaking, the hop-poo is now looking like the bottom of your BK after draining to fermenter. After I run a couple doors down to let my sisters dogs out I am going to try it out.

Wish me luck?

 

[beersk]

I've created a monster...haha. Can't believe it already exists though! My Herbal Essences has a tropical fruity smell, made me think of citra or mosaic or some kind of tropical fruity hop variety.

 

[DrunkleJon]

You've probably just cured baldness.

It worked too well! But don't I look amazing in my new fez and sunglasses?

Actually, I must say it worked fairly well. Although it does look like hop poo, surprisingly I do not have a head full of chunks of vegetation, though to get better hop aroma (it was there, but overpowered a bit by the shampoo) i kind of fear breaking the hop:shampoo ratio. My hair actually feels softer, though that could just be me. Not to mention that I have this sudden craving for a good IPA.

 

[zmanzorro]

It worked too well! But don't I look amazing in my new fez and sunglasses?

Actually, I must say it worked fairly well. Although it does look like hop poo, surprisingly I do not have a head full of chunks of vegetation, though to get better hop aroma (it was there, but overpowered a bit by the shampoo) i kind of fear breaking the hop:shampoo ratio. My hair actually feels softer, though that could just be me. Not to mention that I have this sudden craving for a good IPA.

Maybe try an unscented shampoo as the base?

 

[insanim8er]

When you've been waiting to pull the trigger on a thermapen due to cost. But you wake up in a scramble to get your wallet when you get an email that they're having an open box sale.

Finally got one! $74 plus $3 shipping and $11 for a magnetic cover. I've only been awake 20 minutes, but It's a good morning!

http://thermoworks.us2.list-manage2...5dce66cb24c996a012&id=21b3f0c6e9&e=1f696a711e

Oh and I finished my r2 beer2 last night. 6 gallons of portable awesomeness on wheels

 

[ja09]

When you've been waiting to pull the trigger on a thermapen due to cost. But you wake up in a scramble to get your wallet when you get an email that they're having an open box sale.

Nice! Just ordered an orange one myself...Go Cuse! Thanks for letting us know.

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

When you're thinking about all that needs done this week, and the only thing to look forward to is your scheduled brew day this coming weekend.

 

[BigDaddyBeard]

When you pull the dry hops from your secondary, toss them in the trash can and then find yourself strangely amused by how great the trash now smells!


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[Terek]

When you "double check" your FG in the fermenter just to drink it. Sometimes a "triple check" if it's really good

 

[jakeasaur]

When your taking a nap with you daughter waiting for your wife and brew partner to get off work so you can brew and bottle and you have dreams of brewing

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[beaksnbeer]

When your taking a nap with you daughter waiting for your wife and brew partner to get off work so you can brew and bottle and you have dreams of brewing

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Do they both leave work at the same time?

 

[BeastMaster]

Wedding reception? You mean excuse to build a jockey box and buy more kegs...

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[Jaybird]

When you actually clean the garage just to get ready to brew a new batch.

ha ha ha.... SWMBO loved it when I was brewing in the garage.... It was always SPOTLESS and the week building up to a brew weekend it got blown out, spider webs down, blown out again and again, then mopped the night before and the morning of. Damn thing was cleaner than the rest of the house.

Cheers
Jay

 

[dx6x]

When your watching a movie and the lead guy throws a keg at the bad guys head. You think"don't abuse the keg like that"

 

[amfukuda]

When your watching a movie and the lead guy throws a keg at the bad guys head. You think"don't abuse the keg like that"

He must have been a badass those are really heavy


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[dx6x]

Jason Statham so yeah and it was a corny keg

 

[fastengine]

Probabally here somewhere already but...
If you rate commercial beers by how easy the labels peel off.
(I am washing new bottles at the moment...)

 

[BeastMaster]

Probabally here somewhere already but...
If you rate commercial beers by how easy the labels peel off.
(I am washing new bottles at the moment...)

The second reason I love SNPA

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[dryboroughbrewing]

Your house burns to the ground and you leap from the flames carrying a conical.

 

[bajaedition]

you have to explain to the wife why she cannot use one of your 5 buckets to mix up cleaners
instead you drive to HD to get her a bucket of her own

 

[bajaedition]

While watching Doomsday Preppers you wonder how much brewing supplies you need to prep for after the economic breakdown of the United States monetary system.

 

[Beergnomes]

You're in bed at 1 am reading homebrewtalk on your apple iPad

 

[BeastMaster]

You take Tuesday thru Thursday off work this week to build a brew stand, brew beer, and tinker with kegerator and fermentation fridge.

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[Hamaki]

...when a BMC drinker says he likes your brew and you start finding faults with it that weren't there before.

 

[h4mmy86]

You find yourself noticing and wanting large kettles you happen to spot out in various tv programs.