You know you're a home brewer when?

[T_Baggins]

You get home from work and kiss your carboys before your wife.:rockin:

 

[Billy-Klubb]

You get home from work and kiss your carboys before your wife.:rockin:

you're really a kiwi, aren't you?

 

[TNGabe]

You get home from work and kiss your carboys before your wife.:rockin:

you're really a kiwi, aren't you?

Is carboy slang for sheep?

 

[Jbird]

When it is impossible to pass a bubbling airlock without taking a whiff. Like it changed from 5 minutes ago.

Lol do it every morning before work. Kind of gets me going at 5am.

 

[catdaddy66]

When you get a new cell phone,& after setting it up,the 1st thing you think of is beer & brewery pics for wallpaper.

Or those ever expanding App choices!

 

[unionrdr]

Is carboy slang for sheep?

Ok you ba-a-a-a-a-d bo-o-o-y...

Or those ever expanding App choices!

Yup. Waiting for the BS app to come online. It has a brewday timer function I'd find handy. The phone has a camcorder function & can take up to 32G memory card. So many choices to make!...

 

[edmanster]

When you get a new cell phone,& after setting it up,the 1st thing you think of is beer & brewery pics for wallpaper.

Ya, I went with the beer background that is a battery indicator. It goes down with your battery life

 

[unionrdr]

Reminds me of the app that craigtube showed once. You hit a button,& hear the pssshed as the glass fills. Tip the phone like when you're drinking & the glass empties a little. That was pretty cool! I got a pic of my dark hybrid lager for wallpaper atm. 2MP camera,but it looks really clear & accurate.

 

[T_Baggins]

Is carboy slang for sheep?

I don't know...ask your MAA-aaaAAAaaaMmMMaaAAAa!!!

 

[Jipper]

When your car barely starts up in the morning, but you're still debating "BrewSculpture or Honda..."

 

[Jbird]

When your wife asks you to take 2days off work so she can help a friend at the hospital and all you can think about is "Brew day".

 

[kombat]

When your wife catches you surfing the "Freezers" section of Craigslist when you already have 3 in the basement ("But 2 of them are for food!")

 

[WilliamSlayer]

When your wife catches you surfing the "Freezers" section of Craigslist when you already have 3 in the basement ("But 2 of them are for food!")

Good luck with THAT argument! Lol.

 

[bleme]

When your wife catches you surfing the "Freezers" section of Craigslist when you already have 3 in the basement ("But 2 of them are for food!")

Beer is food, right?

 

[russrob81]

Your wife acquires a ton of slate from the house being demoed across the street and you agree to help her build a patio and retaining wall with it in exchange for a brew day

 

[croakerj]

When SWMBO looks in the fridge and tells you to get rid of a few bottles. Then she doesn't even care if you have to drink them all...

I cam picture this happening right now

 

[unionrdr]

Also when SWMBO complains that there's too much beer stuff in the fridge. I def need a fridge of my own in the ol' man cave...

 

[temple240]

Also when SWMBO complains that there's too much beer stuff in the fridge. I def need a fridge of my own in the ol' man cave...

That's how I convinced my girlfriend that we needed a beer fridge.

 

[davekippen]

When you go to a bottle shop that sells mixer 6'ers, and you wont even use an empty BMC 6 pack carrier to put the good beer in

 

[Schmoogdaddy]

When you go to a bottle shop that sells mixer 6'ers, and you wont even use an empty BMC 6 pack carrier to put the good beer in

I lived this recently. (I went with a Ballast Point Sculpin IPA carrier.)

 

[whitehause]

You sit on your porch on a Sunday afternoon with a homebrew trying to think of "something a homebrewer would say"

 

[whitehause]

When you go to a bottle shop that sells mixer 6'ers, and you wont even use an empty BMC 6 pack carrier to put the good beer in

+1.....did this

 

[rockbasementbeer]

When you go to a bottle shop that sells mixer 6'ers, and you wont even use an empty BMC 6 pack carrier to put the good beer in

I actually enjoy doing that to freak out SWMBO :-D

 

[Krovitz]

You're 31 years old but still giddy to find your first ribbon in the mail.

 

[Channel66]

I call SWMBO to see how things are going back home. I get this back "checked the gravity on the cream ale, it was stable after 3 days, so I put the car boy in the fridge to crash"

Proud moment.

 

[Krovitz]

I call SWMBO to see how things are going back home. I get this back "checked the gravity on the cream ale, it was stable after 3 days, so I put the car boy in the fridge to crash"

Proud moment.

You better be married to that woman!

 

[Channel66]

You better be married to that woman!

She's got a rock! I was most proud that she remembered to take the airlock off.

 

[russrob81]

You get an overtime shift and a $150 bonus in the next pay check and the first thing you think is " BREW DAY"

 

[rockbasementbeer]

When all your fermenters are full, you have way too much ready to drink as it is, and your first thought is "I really should get more fermenters"

 

[WilliamSlayer]

When moving become the repeditive task of marking box after box: Fragile!