Then wait until she's 4 and says at the dinner table after an odd sound, "Whoa, did you hear that? I just tooted like daddy."You'll learn when she is 16 months that all that smiling, cooing, and apparent happiness was cause she just passed gas.
Then wait until she's 4 and says at the dinner table after an odd sound, "Whoa, did you hear that? I just tooted like daddy."You'll learn when she is 16 months that all that smiling, cooing, and apparent happiness was cause she just passed gas.
I love that I can post here without jeopardizing the "hate" threads triple post rate!
ooh! it's out! i might actually have to pay for a movie!
Foul, you didn't say what you love!
I love waffle fries....Mmmmm, dinner.
Foul, you didn't say what you love!
I love waffle fries....Mmmmm, dinner.
I love when I call a hotel in Toronto to make a reservation, nobody asks how to spell my extremely French last name. Seems they've got quite a few folks in those parts with my last name.
I once gave my name as "Dufresne" at an Applebees to honor the late Mitch Hedberg but the joke was ruined when I A) had to spell it and B) the server who told us our table was ready couldn't pronounce what was written and said "sir".
I once gave my name as "Dufresne" at an Applebees to honor the late Mitch Hedberg but the joke was ruined when I A) had to spell it and B) the server who told us our table was ready couldn't pronounce what was written and said "sir".
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