Write 20 words in sentences without using the letter E

[BobbiLynn]

If asking that a contributor fall off a cliff, or just go away, you should always say it kindly. As in "If you do not mind, go away now."

 

[seabass07]

I am sorry for my lack of tact, for I should say thoughtfully "sir, would you kindly go away briskly".

 

[BobbiLynn]

I am sorry for my lack of tact, for I should say thoughtfully "sir, would you kindly go away briskly".

But, it is ma'am, not sir. I will walk away for tonight only, it is up to you all now.

 

[Bulls Beers]

My big sack is full, but I'm not that mad. It always will, without smart thinking and a happy outlook.

Obviously, I'm talking about kick balls.. Sicko's.

 

[WesleyS]

Why not stick to limiting words to sixty minus forty? Limits can accomplish many substantial things in this crazy world.

 

[WesleyS]

My big sack is full, but I'm not that mad. It always will, without smart thinking and a happy outlook.

Obviously, I'm talking about kick balls.. Sicko's.

Sacks can contain kick balls and look full. As for happy outlooks and smart thinking, without it nothing is full.

 

[JonM]

Man, it's hard to write something about beer, barley, yeast, brew, brewing, etc., but here goes.

Ah, I know all my hard work was worth it as I'm tasting a malty drink with a thick cap of foam on top.

 

[CatHead]

Man, it's hard to write something about beer, barley, yeast, brew, brewing, etc., but here goes.

Ah, I know all my hard work was worth it as I'm tasting a malty drink with a thick cap of foam on top.

But how much hops flavor and aroma is in this drink of yours? I can't drink it without small to grand amounts of hops in it but that is how I roll.

 

[HokieBrewer]

I truly am looking forward to my upcoming road trip, and though I don't know my final stopping point, I do know it won't look anything similar to Arkansas.

 

[BobbiLynn]

Why not stick to limiting words to sixty minus forty? Limits can accomplish many substantial things in this crazy world.

Sixty minus forty words is a good goal, if you can stick to it. With approximation, you can not win.

 

[worksnorth]

The libation of my choosing is an IPA, it's natural drinkability allows my buds to bask in its bountiful body.

 

[MalFet]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsby_(novel)

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsby_(novel)

Is that winning by proxy?

 

[BobbiLynn]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsby_(novel)

Lipograms? Who has known of such a thing? I did not prior to this topic coming up in my mind.

 

[jimmy.ren1]

My Son is Tim, who has flaming ruby hair and is tall and lanky

 

[soccerdad]

Always going crazy at bistros, my baby drank two quarts of a disgusting concoction that quickly had my girl worshiping on all fours in a dark parking lot.

 

[ogdenunderwood1123]

They do not have to be full/proper sentences, just anything that makes a little sense.

I will go to a mall today. - No letter "e"- but string 20 words together in a series of sentences that somewhat make sense, without the letter E?

The reason I ask...

My argument for a computer project: By running a search for the letter "E", knowing that each (sensible, well written) description, in sentence form, contains at least 20 words, we will get a complete list.

The other argument: You can't just search for the letter "E" to get a complete list, that's too simple.

So, can you write a 20 word description of an item(or any 20 words in sentences) without using the letter "E"?

“That is fairly difficult if you try to think about it, but it forms into a cool way to train your brain.” That is a paragraph without a single “E” in it