Worst Dumb Mistake You've Made While Drunk?

[dfc]

Walked out on a tab last night

One New Year's Eve I spent a good $60 at a local bar and forgot to tip...

 

[detlion1643]

One New Year's Eve I spent a good $60 at a local bar and forgot to tip...

Highest tab for myself alone is about 120ish at a local bar. I def. remember pre-gaming before, but after, no clue...

One of my stories here:
Had a bunch of buddies over at my place for a local concert in town. Started drinking at like 12pm and concert was at like 8ish. Had like 5 buddies and 10 bottles to start with. Ended with 0 bottles and myself and 2 buddies going to the concert. Met some people I worked with at the concert, snuck into the floor, and got ****ed up in the mosh pits. Lost a shirt, both shoes, my phone, and my jeans got ripped. Was so exciting as it was my first concert, kept drinking afterwards.

Well, after a long night of fun and activities, went home with my buddies and they passed out on my couch. SWMBO was NOT happy, but I went to bed (despite not puking somehow)...

The next morning we wake up to my front door wide open, no buddies around, and my front closest wide open. One of them relieved themselves in my closest, soaking our winter boots and whatnot. The other buddy had to one up him, and pissed in my sons dresser, wtf!!! Meanwhile, swmbo told me I was the one to let my buddies out, saying they gotta get out before she flips at them, and I went back to bed She was left to clean. Somehow we are still together !!!

I only thank that my son was with his grandma that day/night.

 

[jrodskreet]

2 stories...

1. St. Pattys day...**** in my friends neighbors yard...passed out in my ****... wife found me before anyone else did... hosed me off... took 2 hours to get me 30 feet into the car... puked in the car... She left it for me until the next day with the windows up... Cleaned puke out of a 100 degree car hungover.

2. Before I was married, I was in DC at a bar. I was drunk. Saw 2 women at a table. Me and my friend went to try to pick them up. I said after a few minutes of talking and too many drinks, "Hey thats a nice nose ring." Her friend said "She doesnt have a nose ring". It was a big ass mole. "ok bye".

Thats my 2 favorite/worst. I have a tendency to put my foot in my mouth (even more so drinking) so I have plenty more.

 

[Eighty2Fifty1]

Stumbling back from the bars in Guam to my hotel, I got separated from the group. I mistook an abandoned hotel for mine, and somehow got inside. I spent a good hour walking through a completely darkened and empty hotel, up service stairs that had no lights, where i actually had to feel the walls for a door. I made it into a few rooms, and actually thought there were people in them. It was the craziest thing ever, like something out of a horror movie. I probably would have been scared if I hadn't been so drunk. The next night, I convinced my friends to try to come in with me, but we got stopped by a security guard. Apparently I had walked right by him the night before.

 

[Eighty2Fifty1]

I also puked and passed out in the bushes in front of a nice hotel in Bahrain. One of my friends found me before the Bahraini police did, I cannot imagine what the penalty for being drunk in public is out there.

 

[m_c_zero]

A couple buddies and I decided to make a trip up to Las Vegas for St. Patty's day, so we left after work the day before. We got to Vegas about 4AM and had a few beers in the room. A couple hours later my buddies wanted to get some rest, but I was ready to party, so they passed out and I kept drinking. Needless to say, Vegas on St. Patty's day is crazy. Had a crap ton to drink and by about 3PM, I could barely stand up straight. I told my buddies that I had to go back to the hotel (Caesar's) and get some rest. We were at a bar directly across the street from our hotel. I left the bar, somehow overshot the hotel and was trying to climb up the wall that blocks the freeway (apparently thought I could get to In N Out burger on the other side of the freeway). I ended up falling face first sliding down the rocks (which tore out the crotch of my pants) onto the street below. As I got up, I blacked out and fell face first onto the street landing directly on my chin, everything went black for a bit. Finally came to and stood back up, at this point cars were honking at me as blood was gushing from my chin. I managed to walk back to the parking garage of the hotel and tried to get into an employee only elevator. As I tried to enter, people were freaking out and trying to tell me I couldn't go in there, but I didn't understand. Next thing I know the EMT guys show up and sit me down and look me over. They patch up my chin and then proceed to assist me to my room. They lay me down in bed and tell me to get some rest. I took a 2 hour nap and then was ready to hit the town again. The rest of the trip turned out to be quite a blast.

EDIT: I apologized like crazy to the EMTs having to take care of my drunk ass, but apparently they're used to this kind of thing.

 

[mojo_wire]

Went to a BoDeans concert in college. One of my friends showed up so drunk, he decided to climb on stage to dance with the opening act singer. He got tossed.

The opening act was Sheryl Crow.